Last weekend I met up with fellow Redditor hahaboohoo and one of his friends. They had been gaming on the streets for a while and hahaboohoo chatted up a promoter... She let us into this club for free. Fast-forward to the club. We're having a good time.. dancing.. enjoying ourselves. I spot a group of girls (it was rather big group, I think 10-12 HB's) partying next to us and one us is pulling off the 'shuffle' in heals! I find this as my 'in' and I jump up infront of her and start matching the moves. The girls start cheering and a mini-danceoff happens. I get approached / approach several girls in that group and dance with them. All-in-all I was having way too much fun and turned off my 'gaming frame' and turned on my 'friendly guy frame'.
One of the girls tells me that I should pull in this girl who's just standing on the side (the HB7.5). I approach her while dancing and grab her hands. She's try's to resist but is smiling and laughing. I pull her to the middle of the group and dance with her. Everyone still cheering. She loves it. Then I give her a twirl and let her go. For the rest of the night, she disappears.
Anyway, fast forward around 2 hours. Its been a great night. Got to meet a lot of great people. Got to dance with a lot of great people. I'm content.
I go and grab my coat from the coat check and I see HB7.5 with her friend standing around the corner. I approach them, let them know I had a great time, give them each a kiss on the cheek and exit. Like I said, my frame was just to have fun.... Anyway, hahaboohoo goes to grab his coat and HB7.5 approaches him. She asks him for my number =)
Day 2
The HB7.5 texts me the next afternoon. Introduces herself, etc. I was really busy that day and didn't reply until late evening, which worked out. She lives really far from me and is just as busy as I am, so we spend the next few days just chatting, flirting, and working out logistics to meet up. We finally decide MY place, Friday evening, dinner, wine, etc.
She comes over. First thing I do is make her take her heels off. Two reasons: A) Hardwood floor. B) In my head thats 20% of the work done. haha. We cook stir fly. I open a bottle of wine. There's lots of kino lots of sexual tension. I literally made her laugh throughout the whole thing. Anyway, we eat and then get her to the couch to show her something on my TV. From there it was only a matter of another half glass of wine before we're making out. Without even saying / asking anything, I stand up WHILE making out. I grab her waist and start walking backwards to my room. Get her into bed, no LMR or anything. LOTS OF SEX! haha She comes before I did, which made me feel awesome lol then MORE SEX and we pass out. She wakes up, showers, we have coffee. She asks when she'll see me again and we make plans for next week. Done and done.
BAM.
tl;dr Got attacked by a bunch of kittens and ended up have roadside sex with a wild hot cougar.
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