So I don't post here horribly often, and it's been a while since I have.

Maybe one or two of you remember the last few times I've commented I mentioned a woman I was dating at the time and had been really only seeing her. That went on for 4-5 months and then crashed and burned. So back to the field I went.

Over the course of the last month I've got enough stories to write 7-8 FR's, but I'll stick with my favorite.

I had a few friends come in to town to hang out with me and some other mutual friends for a weekend of debauchery. One of these friends tells me last minute that he's bringing 3 of his friends from where he lives with him, as they've never been to my city. Fair enough, I tell him, as long as they can keep up.

He calls me when they get to their hotel and tells me to come join for some pre-game action before we head to dinner. I get there, and walk in. They've got a decent suite. One room with two small beds, and one with a king size bed. Turns out, the three friends he brought, while I thought they were all guys, it was 2 guys, and one girl. An incredibly cute HB8. Short, long blonde hair, high energy, lots of fun.

Considering the room set up, I figured that she was dating one of the two guys my buddy had brought with him, so of course, first chance I get, I ask him about that. Turns out she's single. Awesome. Introductions are made, beers are cracked, and I start doing my best to make 'em all laugh.

We hang out at the hotel for about an hour at the hotel boozing, and have all quickly become comfortable with each other. We head off to one of my favorite holes in the wall for dinner. We go to sit down and I turn to HB8 and say

"Hey, you're sitting next to me. I've decided you're my weekend girlfriend."

She giggles and asks what I mean by that.

"You know, my weekend girlfriend. For this weekend, while you're here, you have to put up with my shit, basically. But we're breaking up right before you leave on Sunday."

I flash a shit-eating grin and she laughs, and says "Sounds good to me, but I'm a serious pain in the ass to deal with, just a heads up!"

Perfect.

I'm fairly certain that set the tone for the rest of the night, and the weekend for that matter. It was like I didn't have to do any work at all from that point on. Kino was so easy it was silly. Since she's now my "girlfriend" I can get away with pretty much anything. Stealing a kiss, a playful slap on the ass, you name it.

Fast forward, end of the night, last call had been, well, called, and we head back to their hotel for some more boozing since we're not done yet. We had gathered a few more friends by this time and were about 10 strong when we got back there. We have a few more drinks, and after about an hour I grab her by the waist and tell her

"Hey, so you're clearly sharing a bed with someone tonight, but that someone's going to be me, just FYI."

She grins, leans in to me, and whispers "Hope you don't plan on sleeping much, lets get out of here."

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

That said, I really think the "weekend girlfriend" bit solidified everything for me. Things were so much more comfortable and natural after that point. Give it a shot if you're ever in a situation where it would work.