Those gifts tho....

wagonwheel_ · 2020-12-31T18:53:49+00:00

AN OLD BATH TOWEL noooo stoppp 😭

We live in a world where women have to ask if this is normal and that makes me so sad

stronger_smarter_ · 2020-12-31T18:53:17+00:00

It sounds like he was on his way to dump some stuff at Salvation Army but it was too far.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-12-31T18:55:04+00:00

So he Marie Kondo-ed his house and he gave everything that didn’t spark joy to her as a birthday present. That’s literally what happened here. I can’t.

TheSuspiciousChard · 2020-12-31T20:15:19+00:00

There was something hilarious in the comments. Someone wrote that they had a bf that brought her a dead butterfly. Not one caught professionally and framed, just a literal dead butterfly. Someone else commented that they must have dated a cat! 😂

Averyhvw · 2020-12-31T20:31:00+00:00

“He couldn’t find the birthday card he wanted to get me, so he was going to have to get it in a few months...” tf?

You mean he googled birthday cards twenty minutes before he had to meet you, found the perfect one on eBay, but it wouldn’t arrive from Bulgaria for another three months? 🥴

temproaryusername · 2020-12-31T19:38:48+00:00

I'm with some other FDS ladies, I'm starting to think some of these are fake. If only for my sanity..

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-12-31T21:19:36+00:00

I feel like getting presents THAT horrible must be on purpose. Did he want to break up but didn't have the courage to do it so he just got her awful gifts hoping she would break up with him instead? I don't get it.

MadamLeFay · 2020-12-31T18:52:22+00:00

What kind of Goodwill/ Salvation Army/ Tag Sale shit was that???

JasmineAndCloves · 2021-01-01T18:13:36+00:00

Oh, yuck. This reminds me of the time my ex interrupted me when I was busy at work. He was calling because it was his sister’s birthday and he couldn’t be bothered to go into a store and buy her an actual gift. He cleverly concluded that he would just give her something of mine, and he wanted to know which item I’d prefer to part with. His “thoughtful” suggestions included a) my antique tea canister, b) my heated blanket or c) one of my expensive candles. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄🤯

Austenma · 2021-01-01T07:14:24+00:00

Lol!!!!! What a nightmare.

Title	Those gifts tho....
Author	TheSuspiciousChard
Upvotes	93
Comments	18
Date	December 31, 2020 6:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/knvfej/those_gifts_tho/
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