This is absolutely stolen but fits perfectly

MiyegomboBayartsogt · 2020-07-03T14:02:28+00:00

"Apple eating Eden ruining rib thieves!"

Internet_Oracle · 2020-07-03T13:54:38+00:00

Wouldn't " and the other gender that betrayed jesus." imply that ladies also betrayed him?

TheRikari · 2020-07-03T16:12:07+00:00

Well Jesus is male and perfect so that's something women can literally never say

cell689 · 2020-07-03T13:03:39+00:00

Absolutely perfect.

Edit: can I repost this on r/clevercomeback or did you steal it from there?

jtfff · 2020-07-03T14:51:42+00:00

So jews are a gender now?

I am a confused and tired kid of the 80's

Janders2124 · 2020-07-03T16:44:50+00:00

I don’t think she’s actually read the Bible in any capacity.

Stink-Finger · 2020-07-03T16:48:18+00:00

Don't forget about the girls that raped their father....

MrMorsley · 2020-07-03T15:28:25+00:00

What gender betrayed jesus though? There's 72 of 'em

2020-07-03T15:52:35+00:00

He really went back to the Bible to flame her 😳

jk-2112 · 2020-07-03T14:50:02+00:00

Isn’t Jesus male

-LexXi- · 2020-07-03T15:50:34+00:00

But... Eve made Adam do it..

banevader90000 · 2020-07-03T14:45:15+00:00

Good morning to everyone except the people that betrayed Jesus. Who were they again?

EclipsedLight · 2020-07-03T16:12:50+00:00

The other gender that betrayed Jesus. So what she has written is they both betrayed Jesus.

thefudmaster · 2020-07-03T15:46:10+00:00

Forgot Jezebel.

JRBADAZCANBE · 2020-07-03T15:47:21+00:00

He executed it well but I feel it would Have lasted longer if he just said forbidden fruit eater

SmellyTheBluCow · 2020-07-03T17:42:09+00:00

The Samson ordeal was all his fault though

LegendOfDylan · 2020-07-03T18:26:56+00:00

It seems like a really bad idea to bring up the Bible if your stance is women>men

paul_f_b · 2020-07-03T14:47:26+00:00

She can speak Parseltongue...

I_Boomer · 2020-07-03T17:35:25+00:00

Plus my mom wouldn't let me stay at my friends for supper that one time when I was 11.

Futuredanish · 2020-07-03T18:09:49+00:00

Lol the original sin gender

Boogaboob · 2020-07-03T19:18:21+00:00

It’s like watching two stray cats fight each other

tarandos · 2020-07-03T16:00:12+00:00

So, there are only two genders after all...

cjzj_1288 · 2020-07-03T14:30:52+00:00

The "I cry rape to get my way" gender

SteadfastEnd · 2020-07-03T16:43:46+00:00

She overlooks that Jesus was a ....man

Sovereign_Curtis · 2020-07-03T18:15:07+00:00

No. This doesnt fit percectly.

Because person 1 wasnt trying to get a pussy pass, and person 2 did not deny that person a pussy pass.

This is murderedbywords, nothing more.

SismoNyc · 2020-07-03T21:20:02+00:00

So there's only 2 genders?

GoldenBrownApples · 2020-07-03T17:32:35+00:00

I kind of read this as "both genders fucked up". Growing up Catholic I got to witness a hot mess of people blaming Women for everything bad in the world, because "EvE AtE tHe ApPlE aNd MaDe AdAm EaT iT tOo." That wasn't just me, was it?

Charybdisilver · 2020-07-03T17:21:31+00:00

What a weird insult.

bsv103 · 2020-07-03T18:05:26+00:00

Also somehow a virgin even though u had a baby

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-07-03T18:56:48+00:00

no the best destruction is this a single word followed by 2 numbers

"TIMOTHY 2:12"

("But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence")

help-mejdj · 2020-07-03T19:09:15+00:00

lmao, who does she think betrayed god in the first story in the bible?

dotmadhack · 2020-07-03T19:14:56+00:00

The music box opener.

xabulba · 2020-07-03T19:17:36+00:00

Isn't Lilith a lesbian?

Jinanigans · 2020-07-03T19:59:24+00:00

If Eve didn't screw us over in the beginning, we wouldn't need a savior.

Captain_Raamsley · 2020-07-03T20:02:28+00:00

"He said to the woman: I will intensify your labor pains; you will bear children in anguish. Your desire will be for your husband, yet he will rule over you."

Genesis 3:16

It goes both ways, lady.

yuranewb · 2020-07-03T20:30:59+00:00

"Willing to cut a baby in half"

iiRoxy_ · 2020-07-03T22:44:44+00:00

This is a joke on both sides, why is it a pussy pass?

DankBagels3 · 2020-07-03T22:55:57+00:00

Jesus was... a dude as well...?

plumbusschlami · 2020-07-04T00:09:54+00:00

I mean... Men are pretty shitty. I'm sure our rap sheet is more horrendous than that of the female sex lmao

sifkoh · 2020-07-04T00:54:13+00:00

Just saying, her tweet is hilarious. It comes off as a joke to me.

odogian · 2020-07-04T01:27:23+00:00

N O. Both genders betrayed jesus so you're both equally guilty like arguing about who did the most dmg to a boss that u both killed it so u both deserve equal credit.

_chelsea_1905 · 2020-07-04T17:46:07+00:00

We all know that the forbidden fruit was not an apple but a banana,a really large banana

SUG0NDEEZE · 2020-07-11T22:26:35+00:00

...but jesus was male...

SonOfHibernia · 2020-07-14T04:26:56+00:00

Forgot rib stealer

Helloboi1 · 2020-07-15T00:00:48+00:00

Mornin jezebel

2020-07-15T11:57:32+00:00

I love how some men come with dope savage replies that destroys the complete chat kudos to these men😊😍😂

Vestolord · 2020-07-15T13:50:44+00:00

I ain't religious but god damn that's funny. 🤣

MasonryGaymer · 2020-07-15T21:20:26+00:00

lazymando · 2020-07-19T00:08:31+00:00

My rib

Cidyy · 2020-07-23T20:08:49+00:00

Ooh my Man got her good. Women did more wrong in the Book than men. But hey She doesn't know the bible so she got Owned.

Jungian_Archetype · 2020-07-03T16:14:35+00:00

It's funny because if you don't look in the mirror and see the person who betrayed Jesus, then you're missing the entire point of Christianity.

agprincess · 2020-07-03T19:49:41+00:00

Is this all this sub has left? After years of reposting the same handful of videos you guys are in such desperation that you’re looking random religious twitters for content?

When other subs are getting record numbers of freakouts caught on tape and women outed as pedophiles in certain gaming communities this is what this sub has to offer?

basher756 · 2020-07-03T15:53:16+00:00

@savagereplies.

moviefreak95 · 2020-07-03T15:58:15+00:00

Strongest burn ever.

glumbum2 · 2020-07-03T16:21:16+00:00

Forgot "cunt"

HighestHorse · 2020-07-03T16:26:53+00:00

r/religiousfruitcake

HonorMyBeetus · 2020-07-03T16:52:50+00:00

Does this dumb dumb not realize that it was both men and women who voted to kill Jesus when the Pharisees asked?

2020-07-03T19:11:26+00:00

man my brain just screamed MLG airhorns reading the reply. That was so, so good.

Hunterlines_Azur · 2020-07-03T16:55:14+00:00

I mean jesus had long hair I know but Im pretty sure he was male

Elfere · 2020-07-03T16:26:39+00:00

I read a very convincing article that said how Judas was the most important apostle. For the simple reason that someone had to betray Jesus in order for him to die for our sins (or whatever reasons religions are spinning these days)

So.

More like 'ladies and assistant soul saviours.'

But what do I know. It's not like I studied catholicism for 14 years.

dethmaul · 2020-07-03T21:17:09+00:00

"There's a woman behind every man on trouble road."

Thepersonaitor · 2020-07-03T21:33:32+00:00

They really ate an apple when they could’ve gotten something off the $1 menu at McDonald’s

YoursTrulyNico · 2020-07-03T22:51:32+00:00

sigh

Gimmeahighfive · 2020-07-03T23:08:23+00:00

This definitely looks Ghanaian through and through. The usernames and grammar gave it away.

EpsilonChurchAlpha · 2020-07-04T01:23:31+00:00

Eve was the one who took the apple tho

Tessorio · 2020-07-04T01:48:48+00:00

should add, "the gender who looked back at Sodom at Gomorah"

TheFrameGaming · 2020-07-04T07:45:09+00:00

Gotta love how shitty atheists (not all atheists, just the really shitty ones) love using Jesus or God only when they can use it to spite people.

Dinosam2010 · 2020-07-07T00:28:24+00:00

I guess she forgot which gender Jesus was

jamocadyn · 2020-07-07T00:56:44+00:00

When a THOT meets a guy who knows his Bible stories.

horsdepair · 2020-07-07T15:58:33+00:00

The @savagereplies ruined it but ok

kaulifiedkauli123 · 2020-07-09T13:17:11+00:00

Wasn't it a woman who ate the forbidden apple and betrayed Jesus's trust? What this woman is on about

memelack · 2020-07-09T18:55:30+00:00

Somebody knows thier relegion, I just know Christian tales from the binding of isaac tbh im muslom

MrFritz2020 · 2020-07-09T19:44:05+00:00

Yup they are a pain in the throat and ribs🤣

IDrinkWetWater · 2020-07-10T07:49:05+00:00

How tf you gonna say men betrayed jesus but his 12 disciples were men

hoozent28 · 2020-07-10T12:25:31+00:00

Betrayed Jesus? You are jezebel incarnate ya fucking self hating and self destructing loon

Tegiho · 2020-07-11T12:59:21+00:00

Oh fuck, he crucified her

T1ger2oo4 · 2020-07-12T08:07:16+00:00

This reminds me of the MC grief I saw, so much savagery but so tasteful

oussamaxd · 2020-07-12T08:52:32+00:00

Actually , Adam (pbah) who ate the fruit . I m a man so , no misogyny here

Bagel-Gull · 2020-07-12T21:28:25+00:00

Woman MIGHT have been made from Adam's rib. But Jesus was definitely made in Mary's womb

alep2007 · 2020-07-27T18:25:40+00:00

This is one of the only times I can tollereate the bible as a source

JustJakkiMC · 2020-07-31T07:58:14+00:00

I'm a woman, and that tweet confirms why I don't get along with many other females

RamminRhino · 2020-08-28T19:40:43+00:00

She forgot to mention that we are the same gender as Jesus

RedEvilPotatoes · 2020-09-04T09:54:20+00:00

Mega Oof

Tax_collect0r · 2020-09-06T04:21:54+00:00

I’m not religious so correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t judis the one who betrayed Jesus and aren’t they a woman again not religious correct me if I’m wrong

RedEvilPotatoes · 2020-09-07T19:02:02+00:00

Achievement unlocked! Return to sender

mickeybuilds · 2020-07-03T18:29:39+00:00

He forgot "rib stealer".

Edit: Eve was created from Adam's rib according to Genesis.

2020-07-03T16:47:50+00:00

Bloody well cooked.

PitBullFan · 2020-07-03T16:49:38+00:00

"Savage... Party of one... Your table is ready."

bryoneill11 · 2020-07-03T17:11:29+00:00

Forgot Pandoras Box

BankRupsy · 2020-07-03T17:33:40+00:00

... but Jesus was a man tho

Pxander · 2020-07-03T17:54:03+00:00

Bitch obviously never read the Bible.

LizardTH8 · 2020-07-03T18:08:55+00:00

I think someone should tell her that Jesus was a guy.

edgysecularist · 2020-07-03T18:20:00+00:00

She thinks there's 2 genders? Someone cancel her

EvAnZeGeek · 2020-07-03T19:45:38+00:00

This man is going to Heaven.

Jackjackson401 · 2020-07-04T00:47:14+00:00

Good morning religous retards lol 😆

Napalmeon · 2020-07-03T17:33:45+00:00

I love how she posted this, not knowing or caring that many men and women do not acknowledge Jesus. So the backhanded insult doesn't really bother those people.

Official_Xblade · 2020-07-03T20:45:36+00:00

So basically the bible says that woman suck?

vikarux · 2020-07-03T20:56:38+00:00

People still quote fairy tales?

FloodedYeti · 2020-07-03T22:13:49+00:00

On Jeopardy

"This makes incels cheer when men do it but triggered when women do it"

What is satire?

Ding ding ding

malus93 · 2020-07-04T00:01:14+00:00

You know you've already lost when you have to resort to referencing a 5000 year old book written by sheepherders in an attempt to diss the opposite sex

thephant0mlimb · 2020-07-03T17:03:17+00:00

When did this sub become taking screenshots of women tweeting stupid shit? It's not a pussypass and it's certainly not a denial.

Fukallthis · 2020-07-03T16:54:19+00:00

She sounds bitter af

AdamCam · 2020-07-03T16:27:09+00:00

My boy Samson's hair!

wyota · 2020-07-03T17:38:57+00:00

Boom. Bitch

nearly_Logan · 2020-07-03T20:03:49+00:00

forgot Pandora’s box opener

2020-07-03T23:51:20+00:00

The gospel of Judas is a very interesting read tough. Highly recommended if you want to go down a rabbit hole.

smeeding · 2020-07-03T16:26:46+00:00

Jesus Christ, this sub's content is fucking weak

iShean · 2020-07-03T15:10:23+00:00

Wait,does this even belong here?

Shodandan · 2020-07-03T15:12:39+00:00

How in gods name is this a pussypass?

SKKforLife · 2021-11-14T06:40:34+00:00

Hosea’s wife was also for the streets

baalsebul · 2020-07-03T19:01:21+00:00

Jesus wasn't even betrayed.

gofortheko · 2020-07-03T20:55:12+00:00

Religion is fake news.

inspective · 2020-07-03T20:01:16+00:00

This is all I hear:

Her: Good morning Ladies and the other gender who betrayed mythology

Him: Mythology Mythology, Bullshit, hoax , mythology, scientifically illiterate mythology bullshit.

Title	This is absolutely stolen but fits perfectly
Author	kevinatorinator
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Comments	294
Date	July 3, 2020 1:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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