Seddit, what is your fastest pickup story?

jittwoii · 2011-01-21T13:29:12+00:00

Drunk on a tube train home on St Patricks Day.

Some other drunk cute chick with friends: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE!

Me: Come sit here!

[Disgusting makeout]

Her: You're so much better than my boyfriend.

Me: :O

[continue making out until my stop]

[shame]

am_i_punk_yet · 2011-01-21T06:18:10+00:00

I was at a bar alone. I went to see my friends band play. It just so happened a college students bday party was there. The place was packed. I went to the dance floor and danced by myself for 5 minutes. Out of nowhere, a cute college girl comes up to me and starts grinding with me. She takes me off the dancefloor, makes out with me, and drags me out of the bar. I ask her "Where are you taking me?".... she says "my apartment". We hopped in a cab and went to her place and fucked.

Total time with her before sex: About 20 minutes

EDIT: I'm leaving out a lot of detail for the sake of time. But it was about 20 minutes of push/pull and then sex

saxmaniac1987 · 2011-01-21T10:43:33+00:00

Too many last call ditch efforts to remember. If you want speed, late night dance floor can fairly easily be done from dance to make out to taking her home in a few minutes. There's obviously a lot of luck in speed pulls, although one can easily discern the high probability targets.

A few standouts:

a stripper (well kind of I dont think shit topless only American strip clubs even count) after last call pulled her back to my place within a few minutes, dont really remember what I said, just that it was too easy, she was into me when she was dancing already anyways.
My first and only threesome (actually I've had two but the other was mmf LOOOOL) I pulled the girl who was my target within a few minutes, she was drunk and it was late, a no skill pull really and my friend I was out with blew it with the targets friend so I got them both after we all cabbed back to their place together, took about 20 minutes total.
My fastest was definitely in Korea, I was with a few girls that I had venue changed to another bar (met them an hour earlier). At the next bar a fucking hot girl was giving me the eye so when she came by the bar I straight pulled her in and kissed her. I didn't even talk to her, took her home a few minutes later.
Several times traveling alone a girl I'm hitting on would suggest we got to my hotel almost right away. The times when I would say Im not ready to bounce yet cause I came out to have a good time and I've only been there for a few minutes, the girls' reaction would always be classic.

Im not generally trying to leave the bar right away. Usually I know that I will fuck the girl almost right away, and its often explicitly stated that we will be fucking later.

EDIT: Word, spell, bad.

am_i_punk_yet · 2011-01-21T11:10:55+00:00

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freeall · 2011-01-21T08:39:15+00:00

Was at a festival and went to this camp with a friend. As soon as we got there a girl walked by and someone from the camp says "she has the best tits of all". Being a bit drunk I just walked over to her and grabbed her tits. Then said something like "I'm sorry", and we started kissing.

After a minute her quite hot friend came over and said "Hey, it's my girlfriend you're kissing" and then the two girls started kissing. Not sure how, but I got in the middle of that and all three of us started kissing.

Then we ended fooling around on the ground, but apparently close to a bush where people had peed so a friend of mine got us all away from there and the fun stopped. But then the first girl and I wanted to have sex in a tent, so we went into one.

In the tent one of the first lines was "but I don't know even know your name", "my name is ****, what's yours", "mine's **", "great, now let's get it on". And we had sex there. Which was like 1 meter away from her group of friends.

We were being quite loud and people started shaking our tent, and opened up to look inside. Probably because we were drunk we would still go doing our thing.

This was both my fastest pick up and the weirdest sex I had. Not so much because of the sex, but everybody being around and still not caring ... I was quite drunk.

Time before kissing: 30 seconds

Time before sex: 5-6 minutes

ImEatingASandwich · 2011-01-21T16:04:27+00:00

Sat down next to a girl at a party, invited her upstairs to smoke a bowl. Intercourse immediatly followed

edit: well we had to go upstairs first

TofuTofu · 2011-01-21T07:20:21+00:00

I have a good one.

Tokyo, 2003. My brother is visiting from the states.

That night we were having a going away party at what used to be known as Lexington Queen club in Roppongi (fairly famous place, lots of Russian models and easy Japanese girls hang there).

I bring my brother. Around 1AM he wanders off into the night in Roppongi. He has no phone and speaks no Japanese. Worried about him, I walk all over the streets looking for him. I cannot find him anywhere and fall completely out of state.

I get back to the club and ALL my friends had left. FFFFFUUUUUU.

I decide, "Fuck it." And walk to the dance floor. I see an HB6 sitting alone against the wall. I sit next to her and say hi.

I kino right away. 1 minute in I kiss. 2 minutes in I start rubbing her leg and go for the crotch test (if she lets you rub her crotch, you're in.) 3 minutes in I say "Let's go to a love hotel."

We walk out and get into a cab and have glorious sex until the sun rises.

tl;dr: 3 minutes

sockthepuppetry · 2011-01-21T19:16:58+00:00

Friend and I were out at a bar in California. They were cougars. They drove us home in a Windstar, had sex, left.

blackdevildisco · 2011-01-21T06:30:58+00:00

Four hours – the FR I just posted, but which is currently spam filtered :<

Now watch everyone else in this thread is going to be under 1 hour

frogma · 2011-01-21T06:48:07+00:00

Great potential, this post has.

Well, k-closes and #-closes have happened instantly. I'm having trouble remembering particularly quick f-closes. One time I can remember: I was at a frat and this girl from my dorm came up and started grinding on me. She wasn't exactly great-looking. So I told her to hold on, sprinted back to my dorm, grabbed a bottle of Jack, sprinted back to the frat and chugged some of it. She got a lot better-looking, so I said something like "Let's go back to the dorm," and we fucked. She was actually really good. The actual time spent interacting was probably 10-15 minutes. Amount of game required: just above zero (if you don't count preselection/social proof).

It helped that I was pretty well-known in my dorm so she had probably been wanting it for a while. We stayed friends afterward. I should also mention, it was probably about 3 weeks into freshman semester, so I wasn't picky.

If I had any pickups quicker than that, they must not've been too exciting cuz I can't think of any. Actually I can think of a couple. Feel free to ask about em, otherwise I'll leave it at that.

GingerBrdMan · 2011-01-21T17:52:13+00:00

Fastest F-closes were:

I. I was flying across the country with a redeye flight, decided to stay up rather than sleep. While at a 24-hr cafe near the airport, flirted with a cute Filipina waitress, long dark hair, intoxicating smile and ass.

She was off work 30 minutes later and I said I'd wait for her. We went for a drive. Ended up at a quiet rest stop, kino, talked, kissed, then moved to the back seat and pretended we were teenagers again.

On flying back, went to her place and enjoyed another romp.

II. Met a woman at a coffee shop, tall, thin, seductive lips, fantastic legs. I got her number, but was running off for plans with friends. Txted her while out, asked if she was a night owl.

She said yes, so I suggested we catch each other at 11 as my friends were going to call it early that night. We did. Ended up sneaking into a private park, kissing on the bridge within 30 minutes, and doing the dirty on a bench under next to the fountain within another 30.

Those are two that come to mind and are recent. And hello seddit, I've lurked, but first post.

VectorBoy · 2011-01-21T18:14:17+00:00

Last semester at college I went solo to a party (great idea!). Ended up on the dance-floor making out with some girl (HB6) for fun. We banter the whole night until she leaves. I kiss her good-bye and still feeling adventurous I go out to the dance-floor. Within a minute I'm dancing with some new girl, grinding and whatnot. Within those first 5 minutes we start making out and within another 5 I have her up against a wall with my hand rubbing her pussy under jeans (over panties, of course). She was with friends and made some excuse that she had to go hang out with them (after getting her hot on the dance floor no less), but I inserted a "after one more song" in there and she was more than willing. Idk why she didn't want to continue, considering that she was so willing to have another dance of me rubbing her good... hm. ASD is my guess. What would you have done to take her home?

tyler77 · 2011-01-21T21:11:32+00:00

Warning: These comments might make a few virgins/AFC's give up on life.

cryogenisis · 2011-01-21T08:58:40+00:00

Fastest?(K-close) I was about 19-20 and had a few beers in me, small town, I saw this girl I didn't know but we'd seen each other around a lot. I didn't say anything magical; I recall saying something like: "Hello,come with me" Then I grabbed her hand and she followed, as if we'd already known each other.

We went to this well known trail with a beautiful view and kissed for a long while. I got too drunk and so she walked away. I never spoke to her or anything after that. I got a girlfriend or two doing just this, or some variation:"Hello" (take her hand) "lets go" May sound like BS but I'm sure someone here has done similar, bold moves, that have worked.

KindaOffTopic · 2011-01-21T09:49:40+00:00

approx ~ 45 minutes.

Bar, talk, turns out shes here to visit friends on campus. I tell her campus is too nice of a place to check out rather than spending it in a bar. Tell her to come with me for an adventure walk, I will show her around. Walk her across campus back to my place. Tell her what a typical dorm room looks like... and close. I must point out though we were both pretty tipsy.

I didn't even touch her until we got too my place. There was not much game, just luck.

davydog187 · 2011-01-21T14:14:38+00:00

Threw a party at my college house over the summer. Got decently drunk in my backyard and started talking to some girl. Told her I wanted to show her something inside.

We banged on the floor of my bedroom within fifteen minutes of meeting her. Oh college.

costas_0 · 2011-01-21T14:43:48+00:00

Only a few seconds. I used to work at a hostel and my job was to welcome people that were coming in. One large group comes in and I say hi to them and give em a 2 minutes speech about activites.

Later at night at the bar one of the cute girl from the group comes to me and tell me : hey wanna dance. I said no, I hate Bon Jovi (don't remember which of their song was playing).

Then the next song was on and I went to her and said ok let's dance now. We start dancing and about 30 seconds later her gay friend went to her while we were dancing and said to her hear : GOOD LUCK way too loud so I heard it.

In my head I said : ok that's it. I grabbed her hand and dragged her to my room. We then had intercourse.

The end.

sithyiscool · 2011-01-21T17:08:56+00:00

Met her at a fraternity party for about 5 minutes at like 2AM. 10 minutes later she came in my room and crawled into my bed.

2011-01-21T20:03:00+00:00

End of the club night. Sharking time. I spot this 7 blonde girl on her own. Make eye contact, smile. She smiles back. I motion with my hands for her to come closer. She does. I flirt for about 3 minutes. Everyone gets kicked out of the club, we get into a taxi together and head back to her halls.

ayman85 · 2011-01-21T20:56:32+00:00

i was helping my friend back to his hotel room after a long night of drinking, i met a girl in the elevator, we flirted a bit, and when i started to leave the elevator on our floor she grabbed the back of my shirt and said he can make it on his own from here. we got back to her room and after she told me i couldn't sleep there because she likes to sleep alone. Also, didn't get her name, number or where she was from.

midnight_toker22 · 2011-01-21T22:19:15+00:00

This isn't my personal story, but that of my old roommate many years ago. He was one of those guys that girls literally lose their minds over, they practically throw themselves at his feet with no effort on his part. I'm no schlub myself, but the things I've seen girls do for this guy blows my mind.

Anyway, a mutual friend of ours brought over some of his female friends over to pregame at our place and then we all went out. I spent all night talking to one of the girls and flirting with her, and by the end of the night, she was more than willing to come back with me for after hours. The girl, my roommates, and myself all head back for some drinks, and she's really into me. Then my roommate turns to her, and barely has time to get out the sentence, "Do you want to go to my room?" before she's shagging him. That asshole.

ohstrangeone · 2011-01-21T22:32:39+00:00

You want a bunch of examples of Fool's Mate, then?

Granted there might be a very few people who can close in ridiculously short periods of time consistently, but they're very, very few and far between.

jfishnl · 2011-01-21T22:38:15+00:00

I have one fast k-close I was out during the introduction week i was a mentor of a group of students. All males. We go into a bar at night we were with maybe 50 guys. In that bar was also a study organization with a couple of girls. I had some roses in my bag from the challanges that day. I took one out and went to some random girl and went on one knee, she was totaly in the moment and when i got up we started making out.

Total time: 10 sec if not less

2011-01-22T04:37:23+00:00

I was drunk. I walked around hugging every girl at the party. After about twelve hugs from different girls, I grabbed her and kissed her. It was a little New Year's party my brother was holding, and the whole thing lasted less than ten minutes from me walking out of my room where I had been taking care of some sixteen-year-old derp-a-derp who drank too much and puked.

Notes: probably does not work on girls over the age of 16.

0b4m4 · 2011-01-22T16:44:03+00:00

Facebook.

digitalxn3 · 2011-04-12T00:17:28+00:00

Last New Years. Eye Contact...walk up to each other...make out..girls washroom..

squigs · 2011-01-21T19:25:51+00:00

"Hey, those are awesome shoes!"

She said thanks, hugged me and kissed me. (She was a little drunk).

Probably doesn't count since I had no interest in pulling and was just complementing her shoes because they were awesome.

thesacred · 2011-01-21T07:50:18+00:00

I know it doesn't really count, but I can think of a ton of times when I've met a girl online and gone from first meeting to sex almost immediately, like the one I mentioned here.

I meet girls from the net a lot (in Japan, girls have always used the web from their phones, not computers. So it's possible to meet just about anyone at a site like mixi). And on first meeting I always begin physical contact immediately, and if she happens to be completely receptive right off the bat then it's not uncommon to seal the deal right away.

I would never do that in the USA, though, or with anyone I met on a dating site. I do sometimes meet girls from okcupid, but in that case I want the opposite. I initiate contact, but if she doesn't put up resistance then I take that as a huge red flag.

Title	Seddit, what is your fastest pickup story?
Author	perronec
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Date	January 21, 2011 6:13 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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