Hey seddit! I'm a long time lurker first time poster. Been visiting this subreddit for about a month now and I'm really enjoying the community. I'm finally deciding to contribute so let me know what you guys think.

Last night I went sarging with a buddy of mine in vegas. If any of you have been down here you know how crazy and extravagant the clubs are. They're packed with celebrities, old men, dbags, and some of the most beautiful girls the world can offer. Now after standing in line for about an hour and losing some pregame buzz we finally make it through the doors. I say hey to this HB8 as soon as I walk in and she just tells me to fuck off and go die. This amazing start had me yearning for more so I chat up a few other people as we made our way to the bar, my friend trying to get in on these walk by sets by shaking hands and being friendly. We make it to the bar and turn on our hottie senses. Over his shoulder, about 20 feet away, I see this gorgeous girl with a group of friends. I signal to him but he tells me that he's just gonna stay with the 3 set of girls we just opened up.

I decide that I had to approach this HB9/10 so I start making my way through the crowd to her. Now idk how I came up with this opener on the walk over but it worked like a charm. I ran up to her and gave her a big hug, kind of pushing her back about 2 feet from her group. Before she had a chance to say anything I say "Hey I haven't seen you in forever what have you been up to?" She gives me a funny face and asks "do I know you?" I say "Come on Hillary, It's me your cousin Will. My mom sent me over to live with your Family in Uncles Phil's house in Bel Air. Wow Cousin Carlton said you'd changed" as I'm telling her this a big smile pops up on her face and she starts laughing. She gives me a big hug and tells me that she's missed me too.

I tell her to introduce me to her friends and I introduce myself as her cousin Will. Her friends are cool with me and instantly accept me in the circle. I start telling embarrassing stories about the time I accidentally gave her night time meds for her cold when she was at work. Also, about the time we novice chef's made enough food for an entire bar mitzvah just to show off to some girls she hated. Anyway she's eyeing me down with every story I tell so I decided it's time to make my move and told her friends that we're gonna go get drinks and catch up. I isolate her and she starts asking me questions like who I really am and where I'm from. We have a fun little convo, maintain lots of kino the whole time then I go for the makeout. While kissing, her friend jumps in between us and is like wtf are you kissing cousins. She explains we're not really cousins, and her friend laughs at my story and says it was really funny.

Fast forward a bit, my friend took one of the girls at the bar home, and I'm back in set with my girl. Her friends are all clubbed out and are about to leave so we exchange numbers. She's about to leave but I stop her and say "you're coming home with me tonight" she gives me a big smile, says ok and tells her friends. We get food and as we're eating she's sitting on my lap. I pull a washington monument, fiddle with pleasure button and I get the F-close with her in my car next to a bag of In-N-Out. Looks like she wants to continue since she send me a little extra in a text pic this morning.