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[–]cochiseandcumbria 1022 points1023 points1024 points 5 years ago (50 children) | Copy Link
What a bizarre issue to have.
[–]CazRaX 505 points506 points507 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure she is a bizarre issue.
[–]ComprehendReading 84 points85 points86 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like an issue of a tabloid in the check out line.
[–]SpinachPatchKids 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Going on a date with her is surely a bizarre adventure
[–]GENERIC_MUTANT 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
more like bazarre with the size of her. she prolly orders dessert first on a date
[–]Comedyclan 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh wow, that sure is a pickle. Because she surely is something else, wouldn't ya say?
[–]TomCBC 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s a more bizarre issue than the superman issue where he was brainwashed into making a sex tape.
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 206 points207 points208 points 5 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
Went on a date with a gal I met through bumble. She accused me of lying about me being a pretty laid-back person. Why? Because she couldn't find my instagram and twitter accounts. So I am hiding my true party side.
... I have never had an account on twitter or instagram.
[–][deleted] 144 points145 points146 points 5 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Dating in the age of social media seems like an actual nightmare
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It is a blood sport fought on a barren wasteland
[–]PilotProgramme 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Desirable people don’t need to go onto tinder.
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If it's physically desirable, I would disagree. I know a few smoking hot girls who use it all the time. Are they desirable at the personality level? Not quite.
[–]Dr_Skeleton 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
A buddy of mine is a good looking dude. He uses tinder all the time.
The girls he hooks up with very frequently on there are stunning, gorgeous, Instagram model looking chicks. All of them are fucked up people though.
Not one of them hasn’t had ridiculous issues.
One was using him to try and escape an abusive boyfriend.
Another had a meth addicted mother.
Another was covered in cutting scars.
Another wanted to get married after 2 dates.
Another wanted to move in with him after a month.
Another hated him having contact with any other women, including his own sister.
Another was jealous of his relationship with his Mom.
Another wasn’t sure if she wanted a relationship because she couldn’t stop sleeping with her ex.
Another wanted a relationship but only if she could keep living with her “ex” because he paid her bills.
Etc etc etc 🤦♂️
[–]asianabsinthe 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We must live in the same area because those are the same results I see.
Do y'all live on Earth?
[–]reubenmtb 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm gonna have to say that is incorrect based on personal experience, plenty of desirable people use tinder
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you marry any of them?
[–]nuevakl 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
As an outsider it only seems to be this nutty on dating apps. Granted I haven't been in a pub in quite a while now but meeting people in one is the same as it has always been.
It's much more preferable. Typically you meet friends of friends so everyone you're introduced to already has an unofficial stamp of approval from your friends or acquaintances and if it happens to be a stranger from another group you're able to talk to the person in a group environment and get a feel of what kind of person it is. If there are red flags you just treat them like any other person around the table. It just doesn't seem that laid back with apps, or I'm old.
[–]ZootZootTesla 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah mate your spot on, online dating is a hellscape if you ask me, it's much more organic and normal to meet someone in a social setting in the the real world.
[–]sideburns 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I met a cool ass girl on a bowling league. If your city has any social activities/sports, do it. Seriously. I joined a team not knowing anyone and they are now some really good friends and I got a FWB out of it.
[–]MadZee_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Went to a bar for the first time in like a year yesterday. Social skills are gone, but it's still so much better than trying to meet new people on dating apps
[–]anonymous_potato 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was already married before Tinder and Instagram were a thing, but I was incredibly fascinated with online dating.
Now that one of my friends is newly single from divorce, I’ve been living vicariously through him, but maintaining an online presence for dating purposes seems really tiring.
[–]Vinlandien 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Met my wife on Tinder.
We texted for a bit and hit it off, but when we Skyped she heard my Acadian accent and went off about how much she hates anglophones(English is my second language lol), and i thought “this Bitch is crazy!”.
I ghosted her, and then a year later I matched with her again and thought “she seems familiar and I don’t know why”, and then when we realized we had a good laugh about it.
We’ve had a couple of kids since then, they speak “Chiac” lol
[–]cabezon8 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, atleast it's easy to tell who cares about the wrong things
The last message I received on Tinder was "how are you both fat and lame" so I'm inclined to agree. Not that I'm not both of those, but I didn't think that's what you'd say when you're messaging someone for the first time
[–]LunaTechMark 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have IG but don’t post anything. I stopped posting stuff on Facebook years ago. I am automatically creepy.
[–]garbagetrain 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t post on Facebook either. I’m really introverted and don’t really have friends so I’m never really tagged in anything except for what my mom tags me in lol. When someone asks to be friends on Facebook I tell them ahead of time that there is not really anything on my page because I’m just there for memes and stuff. Still considered creepy 🤷♂️
[–]FantasticEducation60 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm famous in my gf's friend group because one of her friends attempted to cyberstalk me (I guess in a supportive way so she can warn my gf if I turn out to be bad news or something) and she could find
absolutely
nothing
like she was mildly irritated by it because she prides herself on her cybersleuthing skills
but you can't find what isn't there...
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good for you. I think I've done a pretty good job of getting rid of all my shit, but you can still find my facebook for sure
[–]Loki_Valravn 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Our Lord and Saviour Tom from MySpace blessed us with a second chance. Everyone else is fooked
[–]GlassHeroes 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is something that worries me, as someone whose also not had an Instagram account. Like, I don't want to post shit. Maybe in the blue moon occasion, but will that be seen in a negative light?
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That one still baffles me
[–]valspare 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So near the conclusion of this failed date did you:
1, Pay for the date and end it? 2. Split the check? 3. Excuse yourself to the restroom, then depart the restaurant leaving her to cover the cost of the whole meal herself?
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I paid for my food (it was at a sports bar thing where food is served somewhat quickly). She didn't make a fuss about the check. WI said thanks, but this is not gonna work out.
[–]valspare 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tactful. Good to know you were frank and direct.
I'm a millennial that graduated in 03 I am always so FUCKING glad I met my wife before all the dating apps had picked up. I don't think I would have made it; my personality is not my strong suit
[–]thenewyorkgod 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Look at her picture. She eats plenty of dessert
[–]SquatDeadliftBench 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she eats plenty.
I'm only judging her because she is judging others.
[–]bitchBanMeAgain 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fellas, it's gay to eat ice cream?
[–]Roger_005 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ass cream?
[–]SquatDeadliftBench 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends. Are you eating it by yourself or naked in another guy's arms? Either way still not gay.
[–]Im_A_Thing 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a female that's her only role in life
[–]Joe1762 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dating her would prove to be a bizarre adventure
[–]RajunCajun48[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not mattering what you wear to prom, is a bizarre issue indeed
[–]SuperCosmicNova 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is the kind of woman who doesn't want her pussy eaten out because it's gay or some shit. lol
[–]comptejete 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In a weird tangential manner there is some scientific basis to believe that a man that consumes less sugar is more masculine but still a ridiculous hangup.
[–]Jugrnot8 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go online most women have dumb"preferences" like this
[–]whiskeyboundcowboy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll eat the fucking cake and save a few dollars to blow on WSB instead taking this trash out.
[–]gatoradegrammarian -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe he got the last one and she is mad about it?
[–]ojioni 828 points829 points830 points 5 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
A woman who orders dessert is a red flag. If you aren't fat now, you will be soon.
Not so nice, is it?
[–]asianabsinthe 249 points250 points251 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
As a dude, dessert goes straight to my booty. Makes it thicc, so maybe that's okay.
[–]AbductedByDinosaurs 57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
So what you’re saying is to get rid of my hank hill affliction I just need cake. I’m down to clown
[–]asianabsinthe 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Definitely works. I catch women looking now.
[–]AbductedByDinosaurs 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cake party my house
[–]KrAceZ -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ಠ_ಠ
[–]FantasticEducation60 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are what you eat
you want cake, gotta eat it
[–]eltanin_33 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To get cakes you must eat cakes
[–]ComprehendReading 57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Thicc bois
[–]BestFrenzy 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Thicc girls have dump truck ass, thicc bois have ______?
[–]Deutsco 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tonka Donk?
[–]mistervanilla 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok that was hilarious.
[–]not_sosharp 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This needs representation on the World Wide Web
[–]suspicioushotelstain 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pics or it didn't happen
[–]Kugji1833 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thicc men make the world run
[–]ItsFrenzius 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, women like a dude with a little ass
[–]Levoxymoron 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being thicc is a lifestyle I endorse
[–]Shart_Connoisseur 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
[–]51st-state 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
especially given that going by the thumbnail shown, that girl is fat.
[–]anywho45678 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is fat to top it off
[–]Anonymos64 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ye
[+]Federal_Ad_6445 -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I see what you're trying to do, but you failed dude. You could have used an equivalent example but instead you just went with the "call a woman fat" schtick. Try harder.
[–]SeanSeanySean 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What size fedora do you wear?
[–]Disenculture 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao what a fucking clown
[–]ojioni 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My up-vote count says I nailed it.
[–]FantasticEducation60 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just upvoted you, drive on my brother
[–]Uryan2112 89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The red flag with her ass hanging out in the profile pic want's to shame someone for sweet delicious cake, lul.
[–]SquatDeadliftBench 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
She shaming the dessert. She telling the dessert who can order it. That's dessert shaming.
[–]PatsFan95 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dessert** x3
Thank you.
[–]Reddit1984Censorship 414 points415 points416 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Gender roles for thee but not for mee
[–]SuperCreeper69 60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of women that will lose their shit at any kind of gender role expectation for women but refuse to message guys first
[–]Sophisticated_Sloth 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m currently on a couple of dating apps. You will not believe the amount of young women that are single moms, fat, ugly, “needs a real man with muscles and is at least 6ft tall”, states that they want to stay at home, and that they’ll never text first, etc., like.. what reasons are there for even swiping right on a person like that?
[–]leacher666 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's an easy answer: Absolutely no reason at all!
[–]Sophisticated_Sloth 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. There’s no reason to play hard to get, when you’re already hard to want.
[–]TenshiS 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So all of them
[–]agentowens -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What about lesbians
[–]TenshiS 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They especially don't message guys first
[–]agentowens 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True lol
[–]Comedyclan 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Golly aint that the truth, Reddit1984censorship
[–]HealthInspecter 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, you really get it Reddit1984censorship
[–]goblackbeard 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Reddit1984censorship really is a voice of the people.
[–]shadus 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thats what you'd think, but then you find out [censored]... And then after that they [censored] the [censored] and dont even get me started on [censored]!
[–]Destator 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Inb4 ban
[–][deleted] 182 points183 points184 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
She's only moaning because she agreed to split the bill for a change.
[–]Whydun 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bitch looks like she IS the bill.
[–]i_rae_shun 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She just a bill,
She only a bill,
She sitting there on Capitol hill,
[–]51st-state 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she would be happy - she can smash all her own dessert then steal most of his.
[–]Sensitive-Cherry-398 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From what I heard she asserts dominance on the food and he leaves before paying to assert dominance on the bill. It's a fair trade
[+][deleted] 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]king_john651 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean if you can't do it, don't agree to splitting. Besides, paying your own way is the better option anyway
[–]ogrefab 40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's kinda fat for a cokehead.
[–]pugmommy4life420 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She should switch to something healthy like meth.
[–]ethurmz 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cokeheads don’t have to be skinny. Hell, look at Artie Lange
[–]Sensitive-Cherry-398 119 points120 points121 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Either way im.sure she believes he's gota pay.
[–]broadsharp 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ain't that the truth.
[–]Comedyclan -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth bomb.
[–]lock6 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Isn't she gonna be surprised while calling an Uber then.
[–]Comedyclan 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh boy isn't she in for a surprise, ay?
[–]funkynotorious 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Wage gap. I have liberal arts degree. It's not my fault it doesn't pay that much
[–]LinuxPenguin28 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sir you have moxy !
[–]bakepeace 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
*moxie
[–]kobeflip 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mach C! ======3=3
[–]Comedyclan -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You betchya.
[–]crewchief535 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One hundy p
[–]mrrooftops 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's an ultra tub too
[–]kobeflip 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's afraid there'll be less for her
[–]dan4daniel 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago* (21 children) | Copy Link
I don't eat at "sit down" restaurants often, I'm talking once or twice a year. If I'm at a place like that you better fucking believe I'm washing my porterhouse down with a heart attack brownie and black coffee.
[–]kildar3 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
oh dude when i used to treat myself id get a fantastic sirloin with all the fixins and follow it up with whatever dessert caught my fancy when i came in. and id drink whatever delicious drink caught my eye. im here to enjoy myself not prove to somebody how much of a man i am. if i want to waste money proving how much of a man i am ill buy a hooker. itll be cheaper and she will shut the fuck up.
[–]dan4daniel 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Also, she'll leave.
[–]kildar3 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
i dont pay women to have sex with me. i pay them to leave afterwards.
[+]PM_ME_WHATEVES -15 points-14 points-13 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
That's assuming you can get a woman to sleep with you without the promise of money
[–]BleachedWhale 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
/r/woooosh
It's a well-known phrase. Brother wasn't bragging.
[+]PM_ME_WHATEVES -16 points-15 points-14 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'm very familiar with the phrase. My point is that phrase is stupid, because if you can't get a woman without money, then you're not actually paying them to leave.
[–]kildar3 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
we... we arent using money to... are you stupid?
[+]PM_ME_WHATEVES -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ok so let's break this down because I am apparently not being understood.
The phrase is "I don't pay the woman for sex, I pay them to leave"
That means that the man got to have sex without first offering money. Which suggests the man has to have qualities other than money in order to bed this fictional woman.
It is only after sex is completed that money is offered to get the woman to leave.
So if the man does not have qualities other than money, the man is in fact paying for sex. Leading the original phrase to be incorrect.
[–]matrixislife 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you are one of the top 1% [in looks only], you pay for sex.
[–]kildar3 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think you might be stupid.
[–]hellraisinhardass 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am familiar with the phrase.
You maybe familiar with it, but you still don't understand it.
[–]thongsniffa 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop eating crayons.
[–][deleted] 5 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is why any proper Gentleman orders desert at the beginning of the meal. This is the way.
[–][deleted] 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And a boozy milkshake if they do
[–]The_Meatyboosh 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mmmm, Baileys milkshake.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One time I made a Baileys chocolate milkshake then refroze it with chocolate sauce ribbons. Best ice cream I’ve ever had.
[–]Greful 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My move is dessert to go.
[–]Princevaliant377 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ordering dessert is gay, but eating it is fine if you say no homo after
[–]says__noice 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it is fine if you say no homo after
Just like in kissing the homies.
[–]pugmommy4life420 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fellas is it gayer to like men or dessert?
[–]notoyrobots 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Last time I was at a restaurant I finished with a chocolate mousse and raspberries that was worth 10 times this woman. And I'd do it again!
[–]Whats_Up_Bitches 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait til she finds out I’m wearing satin panties under my cargo shorts.
[–]HomingPigeon6635 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By the looks of it she mad cause she wanted to eat all the desert in the diner.
[–]Vancleave053 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If it's feminine to eat desserts you can slap a skirt on me and call me nancy
[–]PM-ME-YOUR-TITS 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey Nancy
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pm him ur tits nancy
[–]PM-ME-YOUR-TITS 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
listen to the priest Nancy
[–]SBRboi 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Skirts can be manly as well to be fair
[–]Cockmeat_Sandwiches 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
As a man whose favorite place is the kitchen I love to make homemade cheesecake and ice cream so I guess suck me off through a glory hole and call me Rick Steves amirite?
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SquatDeadliftBench 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A beautiful girl named George.
[–]KMark0000 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she already had twice a lifetime dessert and not even 25
[–]tonpryor 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll have you know I don’t order desert because I’m overly feminine. It’s because I’m a fat fuck thank you very much
[–]Double-Lynx-2160 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dated a girl for a bit partially because dessert.
Friend hit me to join a date since the other girl brought her friend with. I had just eaten so I showed up and ordered a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on it. She found it hilarious.
[–]sirsailorsloth 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wild. she’s getting her half of the bill and i’m ordering escorts online after that.
[–]HammerDownProtocol 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat cunt ought to have skipped dessert herself.
[–]BabyNimps 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Youre out of your fucking mind if you think im not going to order the hot brownie with a scoop of ice cream on top.
[–]JakeDC 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is if you fellate your eclair.
[–]pugmommy4life420 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perhaps that’s what her issue was. Every date she’s had deep throats and moans at the dessert before finishing it.
[–]kildar3 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
listen. im a grown ass man. i like to eat deserts and i drink fruity drinks. im 110% hetero. i use a loofa on a stick so even i dont touch my dick. im a grown ass man ill buy what i fucking want. if you have a problem get your own fucking money.
[–]Starmind0 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look, a misandristic piggy!
[–]etorres4u 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s up with all these toxic women giving out retarded dating advice?
[–]Vaibhavxyz 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk man looks pretty gay to me
[–]LuluTopSionMid 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tf is wrong with some people...
She was born with a couple extra chromosome which is why she’s like that.
[–]CoconutMochi 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
real men only eat 5 lb steaks raw and mooing
[–]wreck_it_dave 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sub human female's twitter profile reads like the most psychotic individual on the planet...just read through her tweets...it's unreal. People prove their stupidity on a second by second basis.
Holy shit reading her page was giving me brain damage. Plus if anyone should not be eating dessert it’s her.
here's another one of her brilliant takes that followed this one
https://twitter.com/ms_fishscale/status/1249494776828907525?s=20
DJ Khaled - another one:
https://twitter.com/ms\_fishscale/status/1249495866181853187?s=20
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]the_beat_labratory 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ordering dessert is gay? Holy shit, I’m the gayest guy on earth and never knew it. Won’t my wife of 30 years be surprised
[–]FantasticEducation60 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
check out Liberace over here!
[–]moose16 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously what’s with not being allowed to get dessert on a date without being red flagged? It’s my money and I’m paying for dinner so if you don’t like that I order dessert, you can pay for yourself.
[–]SuperVeryDumbPerson 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not wrong. You need to order at least 3 desserts. And then run away and leave her to pay the bill to assert dominance. Octillionaire sigma male grindset
[–]JayMeadows 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well then, I guess I'm the biggest fag out there.
[–]ShadeCrenshaw 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is SUPER gay to eat deserts my dude.
Just like wiping your ass after a shid is super gay. So is showing any emotion other than angry or horny. So is not smelling like some form of sweat mixed with a nose piecing fragrance of pine or mint. So is wearing any color thats not basically black or gray.
All of those things make you super mega ultra gamma beta gigagay.
Get with the times OP seriously.
IDontThinkINeedToDoThisButFukcing /s
[–]PrettyDecentSort 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, eating dessert boys is definitely gay.
[–]Ipride362 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh no, I want the Key Lime Pie and not the fudge brownie
[–]mandathor 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy is probably just trying to not make you feel bad stuffing your fat ass with cake
so you like masculinity?
[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeet?: Did you eat? That's impressive!
[–]pmcd_com 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember boys. No one moves like him
[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best one is the dessert?
[–]Atomicmoosepork 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that. I eat my cheesecake no matter what some chick says.
[–]NASUHDUDE 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You puck cheesecakes over other deserts? I like cheesecake, but if someone is like "we have brownies with caramel, or chocolate cheesecake" im for sure going with brownies.
[–]Atomicmoosepork 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn. Now I want dessert.
[–]Couchguy421 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fine, more cake for me then.
[–]leo6511 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If i go to an italian restaurant and eat pizza i wodu like to have tiramisu for desert. I dont care what this moving red flag has to say
[–]Jetsinternational 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao yall should follow this chick she says some wild shit
[–]pavlikmmm 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And a chick who redlines my scale is a red flag for me so touché you landwhale
[–]BoogalooBoi1776_2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually don't order desserts from restaurants mainly because, after having worked at one, I know they're mostly all cheap frozen stuff ordered in bulk from warehouses.
It's cheaper to buy a whole pie or cake from a bakery or grocery store
[–]FrakkedRabbit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Liking a slice of warm apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top? Super gay. You'll fart rainbow coloured gas with some sparkles mixed in.
[–]Progressiveandfiscal 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So the fact my favourite restaurant with the gf just so happens to be based on their chocolate lava soufflé makes my farts what now?
[–]Jjjsjaallsdjdbsjsos 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Breaking news: it’s gay to drink water from a cup
[–]zoley88 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they ask why I am not married yet.. well I am not overwhelmed by choices, so many women like this…
[–]subignition 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd eat a dessert boy whether it was gas or not ;)
[–]Longjumping_Tale_952 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/MurderedByWords
[–]greenrangerguy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It isnt, though it is gay to eat desert boys.
[–]Bigmac7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am noticing a trend between black women, twitter and entitlement.
[–]khillik 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what happens when she mixes her anxiety medication with her depression medication while drunk on Twitter.
[–]Naz_Oni 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cookies warm my soul
Ice cream is damn delicious
You do not spark joy
[–]The_loudspeaker721 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So guys can’t have dessert now. Really? Try to take my dessert from me and there’s gonna be major problems.
[–]HurricaneSpencer 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it is, totally worth it. Dessert slaps.
[–]TheBloodPhantom0 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fellas, is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?
[–]BossRedRanger 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At this point, a man being interested in a woman is considered gay to these people.
[–]Due-Accident-5305 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s only gay if the dessert is another man’s asshole
[–]cupcakesloth94 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s too chubby to be shaming dessert
[–]siqniz 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its hard to say no to cream cheese cake
[–]reddituseranyonymous 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO. This lady is nuts.
My girlfriend tried to hit on me with ganache. It was a hint I did not pick up on. Figured it out after we started dating. (She's also a pastry chef)
People that deny others the joys of food are not to be trusted.
[–]ItsFrenzius 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have an issue with me ordering a nice chocolate truffle cheesecake or something after a nice meal then we don’t have a future.
[–]Shart_Connoisseur 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like the last thing that chick needs is dessert.
[–]ImThatChigga_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn. I always hit the deserts first at a buffet.
[–]Wulfle 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I'm paying, we ordering dessert.
[–]thebookofrook 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If ordering dessert is gay then stick a fucking cock right in my ass because I never skip the dessert menu at a new restaurant, and I've got a serious sweet tooth.
[–]TheOneBrainCellLeft 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fellas, are cookies gay?
[–]PrimoXiAlpha 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh if she does that, im going to the toilet, and putting on make up, come back pulling mu shirt above my belly button and speaking in the typical annoying highschool girl. "Oh. em. gee. you won't believe what happened on the toileeeet"
[–]KINGCRAB715 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has she even tried creme brûlée, try and resist that shit…
[–]MattDLR 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch if you dump me because I wanna get ice cream afterwards, I just dodged a Canada sized bullet.
[–]PemaleBacon 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I really want some cheesecake
[–]deplorableMainer75 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No wonder why this bitch is single. I bet she says I'm NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS
[–]uberduger 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably one of those people that think it "shows her worth", to get her date to buy her additional food she clearly doesn't look like she needs so he gets to "enjoy" watching her eat it.
She's probably got a flirtatious way of eating it to try and get him to book in date #2 or something.
[–]No_Consequence_88 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Going to add that to list of red flags to check for on a date -- order dessert, watch her reaction.
[–]cubby422 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And apparently she does it on every date.....
[–]Zealotcheese 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She orders several desserts, her profile picture has assured this as a fact
must be one of those FDS weirdos
[–]TheJas221 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch, men are the masters/inventors of gastronomy. Its hoes like these that ruin everything
[–]wooltown565 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing stands between me and tiramasu or Bavarian cake
[–]Rexai03 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's only gay if you don't kiss your homies after. Obviously 🤷♂️
[–]Orchid_Equivalent 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand why? Men aren't allowed to enjoy cake or something
[–]NDC03 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hell no bro!
Real men only eat tree bark!
You a woos or something?
[–]Orchid_Equivalent 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess I'm not a real man. I unapologetically enjoy cake
[–]NDC03 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pussy!
I'm eating fine minced bricks as we speak.
[–]Orchid_Equivalent 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kl wash it down with some unleaded diesel too whilst your at it. That'll make the ladies wet as fuck
[–]NatsuDragneel-538 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
proceeds to eat three bowls of butterscotch ice cream If you have a problem with my enjoying my meal after handling your shenanigans, then feel free to leave...
[–]Cryptic911 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if it is banana and you suck it in. Only a little then
[–]Iamconfusionhehe 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is definitely using him for online content
Yeah sure, but for now I think I’d definitely consult Ime. He coached Murray for 3 seasons, White for 2.
[–]LinuxPenguin28 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Note to self, next time order cake for yourself ONLY ! Apparently it's only appropriate for a chick to order her own desert and i just like cake.
[–]dirtyswoldman 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Casual homophobia from women that most likely claim to be woke liberals is like, the worst thing.
[–]Ajlynnart 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She just wants the D
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp!!!!!!!!!
[–]twotwentyone 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
essert
[–]CarlosSpyceeWeiner 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh if I don’t get a Pizookie for dessert at my restaurant of choice, I’m gonna be mad.
[–]majora11f[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck Im gonna die alone if this is the dating scene.
[–]-Listening 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thodit, if you will
[–]EmiliaClarkesBF 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like she orders dessert for an appetizer
[–]Pingayaso 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As entitled thots ran out of ways to try to blame/shame men of everything now they make up forced concepts like this.
[–]Mr_M4yhem 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bitch if I can't eat my triple layered cheesecake with fried banana and vanilla icecream with Nutella toping with extra M&M's on top you can bet your ass I'm not going on any more dates with you.
[–]Alexmitter 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh so much would I give for people to finally stop thinking gay equals feminine.
[–]Reverse-Kanga 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guarantee this bitch will also spend the entire date going on about equality but then the male can't order dessert and no doubt would have to pay for her broke ass. Shit like this is why I'm so glad I am not single
[–]UserIsDownvoteMagnet 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well then call me King Cocksucker, lads. i do like me my desserts.
[–]skazzzz4 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she gets dessert and you have to just sit there and watch her eat it? Fuck that.
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[–]honest-miss 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worth saying that this isn't really what red flag means.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys, is it gay to eat dessert?
[–]Emrekarsturkey2019 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
infact you should never eat any sweet stuff , that´s super gay real men only eat spicy food
[–]TheDongerNeedsFood 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She doesn't like guys ordering dessert because every dessert that gets ordered by someone else is less dessert for her.
[–]ABenevolentDespot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am an old man and am often surprised by the posts of entitled women who think it's OK to say shit like this and as a result of their attitude only date their vibrator.
[–]Rol9x 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. It's just a simple choice, like eating or not eating or eating less or ignoring stupid tweets.
[–]SimpleFNG 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I often order desert first. I can take home my main meal as left overs.
[–]Shotsl0l 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck
[–]SocialMediaElitist 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Call me crazy, but it looks like she was just making a joke. Even if it isn't a joke, there's no "pussy pass" here, just someone complaining about the opposite sex without someone using their own to "get away with it." Wouldn't make them right, but it's not a pussy pass.
[–]IaMtHel00phole 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit i order dessert every time I eat out.
[–]StoneGoldX 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not entirely sure what Dessert Boys are, but eating them doesn't sound particularly heteronormative.
[–]Giuliano_Zhang 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
since when is ordering dessrt a female exclusive thing? never heard of this stupid gender stereotype
[–]abelrenmo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've heard in Japan some patisseries are women and couples only.
[–]solidusdlw 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ITT: People misspelling a word over and over that is correctly spelled in the title.
[–]Melodic-Hunter2471 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take her out on a date and when it comes time for desert, order a churro and suck it down like as if you owe it money. Lets see her reaction then.
[–]ernie1850 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always get dessert, because you never know if it will be your last
[–]Delifier 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that's a way to keep red flags away, i might start doing it.
[–]suneatergrim 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s expensive tho. It means he’s willing to spend that on you too. You on a date with me, neither of us getting dessert. Not paying for half melted vanilla and a brownie.
She's just mad because she wanted to eat his dessert too
[–]rhymes_with_chicken 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mmm…dessert boys
[–]Thisisthe_place 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say what!? I (43F) loved it when my dates ordered dessert. We would each get our own fork and share. Very intimate.
[–]sonicgear1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's A bit overweight isn't she?
[–]Hamburderler 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Judging by her profile picture, she is just upset she can't have all the desserts...
[–]repsol93 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I work my ass off to eat that dessert! If I go out for a meal I am eating dessert and feeling zero guilt about it!
[–]Woooooolf 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she orders dessert a lot
[–]JCBh9 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So that's why she's 360lbs.. She thinks ordering dessert is a female trait
[–]boolean_buffalo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Oh hello popular section of Reddit, nice to see you there”
[–]AOLemailsarecool 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah she’s right
[–]Lowtan 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love me some new york cheesecake.
[–]karmaman12345 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boys, is sugar gay?
[–]FUCK_FACEO 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
iT's CrInGe To SaY "fEmAle!"
you guys suck.
[–]Nefelib 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know she won't bake.
[–]mrelpuko 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Gay.
[–]apples1818 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else swipe over to popular cause of the 1/2 in top right??
[–]Destroya12 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But MUH tOxIc mAsCulIniTy
[–]DwasTV 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll be honest. If a girl ordered a big meal then ordered dessert after it on a meal I was paying for ill probably go to the restroom and never come back
[–]Give-Valk-Acog 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok? But what if he’s paying for the whole meal?
[–]AK_Swoon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of The Interview scene about margaritas. Everyone loves margaritas.
[–]Electrical_Sun5921 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At first gance... who is eating desert boys, oh my bad...whats a dessert boy? who eats boys? Oh this some Jeffrey Dahmer dessert snack shit in the desert.
My fault...just some crazy person with dessert issues ok.
I like me some key lime pie though if its good I'm gettin it! FAG!!! Ok then....
folks with hangups....🥴
At least this person makes it easy to say no thanks to and save us time and energy. 👍
She wants all the dessert for herself.
[–]MaxMouseOCX 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Suppose I'd better tell my wife I'm gay now... Seeing as I like dessert.
[–]OrwellianBratwurst 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No pussypassing here
[–]alexdoes 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she orders a few too many desserts
[–]GottiBear 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently I'm a gay man. Cool, I'll just finish off this tub of ice cream.
Also, dessert boys without a comma between each word makes this hilarious!
"You know, the first edition has a typo. When I took over microwaves, I said to the team, "by the end of this quarter, we're all gonna be in the black...comma... guys." Not, "we're all gonna be in the black guys."
~Jack Donaghy/Donahy/Donafee
Edit: If anyone knows how the fuck quotation marks are supposed to be used in that quote please let me know. I clearly don't.
[–]FlatTire2005 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She thinks this because she clearly loves dessert.
[–]HypoAllergenicJin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Fellas, is it gay to order dessert after dinner?”
[–]KalamityBrane 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dedd. How ridiculous can someone be???
[–]4anon2anon0 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems to me like shes the one who needs to lay off the desserts
[–]Endrav3n 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the heck is a dessert boy?
[–]Glassanimal17 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like she never skips desert
[–]RefridgedTomatoes 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yea
[–]Gentle_Pony 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I haven't been awake long and read this as you were a weird cannibal that got turned on by eating Arabic men.
[–]Almeno23 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not only I’ll order the dessert, but I’ll also say out loud that she doesn’t take any desserts because she wants to stay fit
[–]butterbutts317 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I usually order a dessert to eat at the restaurant and one to go to eat later in bed. I must be the gayest dude of all.
[–]Sivin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, two desserts? I bet you give a mean handy.
[–]Josiah_Miles 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes
[–]Calypso_the_Seawitch 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll bet she the type that gets offended being called ‘female’ despite her using the term female in her own post.
[–]ArdenArnold 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You is the because
[–]greekdude1194 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well ain't taking this bitch to cheesecake factory then
[–]Lordar90 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cake is gay
[–]TheKZOShow 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Desserts are at times the best thing in the entire world..... Her not knowing that is a red flag for me!
[–]alexis69me 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Call me to 69 me (704) 807-0303
[–]Generic_Reddit_Bot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
69? Nice.
I am a bot lol.
[–]Mahmood2013 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a girl orders food on menu she can't afford that's a red flag for me
[–]SnooPredictions685 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her name is a red flag
[–]Distorted_Gamer 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it’s gay to eat dessert then I must be gay af
[–]TheFnafManiac 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn then I must be gay as fuck, cause I ain't eating dessert only at the restaurant.
[–]GlutonForPUNishment[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty damn clear SHE never skips desert
[–]Joey6182 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh well guess I’m gay now
[–]mundayztwo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This can’t be real
[–]CarFanatic6115 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No fuck you I m eating my hot fudge lava cake dont care if its a feminine thing
[–]Sapthadhri 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her name should be something like ' She coming ' / ' Watchout' / 'Rollinbolder'. Given her size those are suitable names to save lives in her path.
[–]TheRoxzo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think that fat bitch has had enough dessert for a lifetime or two
[–]jmpires 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From her picture, she likely fears the restaurant may run out of desserts
[–]JustAlexJames03 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol what?! Bitch we like sweet stuff too! I mean who the hell doesn’t?!
[–]WinterCompetition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here I am ordering sweets and colorful, fruity drinks while being on a date with my gf of 9 years.
[–]SlowVisual9 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if you're a male and eating dessert boys. Then it's gay.
[–]Zarianin 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why I order a 2nd steak for dessert
This thing eats a lot of dessert too look at that profile pic
[–]no-adults-here 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love dessert my gf and i share dessert all the time …
[–]Glittering_Pear_7367[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman not paying is a red flag 😭
[–]yoruai 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shiiiet I check the dessert part of the menu first. My tooth thats down for sweets demands it.
[–]lightasstone 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol tell me why i always thought it was gay to do that aswell
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anyone else annoyed at the 1/2
[–]Izzysel92 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT??? What the fuck did I just read??
Fellas, is it gay to eat?
[–]Upstairs-Ocelot-9632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can have a few desserts in college, but after that it's gay
[+]baldduck123 -34 points-33 points-32 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
She is hot
[–]Skeletors_Sack 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Emphasizing her ass in her profile pic should tell you all you need to know about her
[–]roboberto1403 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks fat
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The thirst is real with this one!
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Built like pumbaa
Simp!
[–]The_YakuzaThe score is wrong, bitch[S] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Simp
[–]SC2samspends too much time spreading u/cicero44's ass cheeks apart 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
holy shit you're still around!
[–]The_YakuzaThe score is wrong, bitch[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m a drifter. Come and go. Nah actually I had pneumonia real bad from C19 and it gave me a lot of free time to check up on the sub
[–]funkynotorious 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey no. Even simps deserve respect. Don't compare them with this fool.
Replace fool with tool and it’s all cool
No, they really don't
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