We men are very silly and inept when it comes to communicating with women, but this is because women are so filled with riddles and mysteries. We don't know how to navigate ourselves in this labyrinth. You turn one way and there's a dead end, you turn another way and you're back where you started.

I love it when women "test" men. Like the dogs over in the dog shows that must go through tunnels and jump hoops. If they manage to do it then the crowd applauds with cheer! That is how I view my sex when it comes to dating, we are dogs who attempt these obstacles and I appreciate your patience with many of us.

However, you cannot blame a poor little pooch for failing his tests if he wasn't trained! Why do you think he is not trained well? Why are his manners so uncouth? Is it these miserable videogames? These flashy pornographic videos that keep the poor creature shut in all day? How does a man get trained to speak with women? How does the arrogant little boy turn into a gentleman?