Somewhere in the back of my mionn cas, I can hear "Sweet Home Alabama" play....

onlypinhead2000 · 2021-10-20T11:19:52+00:00

This is just sad. When men come out against this behavior, it's misogyny. I guess it's up to the women to call this stuff out.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-10-20T11:35:04+00:00

The last part says it all....

'if anyone has problem with it they can kiss my ass'

No accountability, no regret.

Self-glorification of her bad choices and a pre-emptive attack on people who'd call it out.

Saianna · 2021-10-20T11:17:40+00:00

"we was young n dumb"

While she's only 22.

xD

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-10-20T12:17:14+00:00

From a genetic perspective, the children of third cousins are no more likely to have defects than the children of people with no connection at all. (Although if you go back far enough we're all related.) Unless they grew up in the same household like brother and sister it's no big deal. I think that means they have one set of great-great-grandparents in common.

She's still a total train wreck, though.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-10-20T14:47:18+00:00

Fuck all you people stereotyping the South.

I'd bet this bitch is from Indiana or Pennsylvania.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-10-20T11:33:27+00:00

Periods, man. They are a great way to end a thought or a sentence. Like this: I am about to end this sentence.

I learned this when I was young an' dumb.

throwsFatalException · 2021-10-20T12:24:29+00:00

I look at some of these and I refuse to believe someone wrote that and said, "I truly believe this will attract a man". These people are dead serious though and that is very scary that people like this exist.

Aronacus · 2021-10-20T11:30:20+00:00

Wish we had a face shot. I'd love to know what someone who bangs their cousin looks like.

Clearly she's not the first time that family tree has had no branches

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-20T11:28:31+00:00

if anyone asks me [a]bout my daughter's dad he's my 3rd cousin we was young and dumb

...and high AF apparently

DontBegDontBorrow · 2021-10-20T14:42:19+00:00

420 friendly? Thats no longer edgy & you're not a teenager anymore, get your shit together

kidruhil · 2021-10-20T12:39:35+00:00

I so badly want to believe this is satire. but I don't

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-20T13:08:49+00:00

More like "dueling banjos"

skint_back · 2021-10-20T13:29:48+00:00

I’m 100% positive this woman has screamed, “Git off me Diddy, yer crushin mah cigarettes!” at least once in her life.

OP, please tell me her anthem was “Queen of my double wide trailer” - Sammy Kershaw

tradsouthernmale · 2021-10-20T13:19:50+00:00

She didn't use one period. Not one.

#runonsentence

overtrick1978 · 2021-10-20T12:24:15+00:00

We was…

kyucel_ · 2021-10-20T14:30:11+00:00

So Alabamamaxxing is still a thing? Interesting

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-10-20T11:14:44+00:00

Gaelige - Béarla Translations:

mionn cas = "warped mind"

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-10-20T11:43:41+00:00

Yuck

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-10-20T13:03:58+00:00

Gentlemen (and any ladies), I think that this the takes the cake.

2021-10-20T15:29:13+00:00

...why would you post this information on Tinder?

Cristoff13 · 2021-10-20T19:02:50+00:00

First cousin is share same grandparents. Okay that's a little creepy. Second cousin is same great-grandparents. Most people don't care at that point. Third cousin is same great-great-grandparents. At that point, you're genetically strangers. Nobody cares. Why does she emphasize it so much? I guess she's trying to establish that she's a proper hillbilly. She's trying to attract men with a hillbilly fetish.

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-10-20T16:37:14+00:00

Fairly common in the world.

Iirc something like 10-20% of married couples are 1st cousins, even in developed countries.

karimamin · 2021-10-20T16:45:52+00:00

Wow and my tax dollars paying for this?

2021-10-20T16:49:54+00:00

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human-potato_hybrid · 2021-10-20T19:12:45+00:00

Telling people you have a kid with your 3rd cousin is a bigger red flag than actually doing that IMO. There's barely any risk to the baby but it makes YOU look retarded...

Harry_Teak · 2021-10-20T23:29:03+00:00

While this might not be the absolute winner of their endless competition in the Things You Don't Brag About Olympics, it's got to be in the top ten.

Not only does she mention it in a fucking OLD ad, she devotes most of her little essay to the topic. Fair warning I guess for those who decide to man up and adopt this soiled but fierce dove.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-10-20T22:07:50+00:00

Before my summer job, I never knew how white trashy Pennsylvania is. The fat and tattoos just rolled off of people. Fistfights, theft, domestic violence, public intoxication, and a drug overdose were part of the fun. Never again.

2021-10-21T00:09:15+00:00

From Tennessee here...legal to marry your first cousin.

Moved to Pennsylvania...all these people look exactly alike.

ntvirtue · 2021-10-20T15:14:17+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

TheHarlotLetter · 2021-10-21T00:55:56+00:00

Her description isn't the only thing missing periods.

2021-10-21T10:15:49+00:00

FDS material right there

0verridden · 2021-10-21T22:59:33+00:00

3rd cousin that she did the stingray shuffle with? Damn. I wonder what it was like with the first 2.

dain978 · 2021-10-29T00:14:56+00:00

Do you have to be a cousin to kiss her ass?

loneliness-inc · 2021-10-20T13:39:23+00:00

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Somewhere in the back of my mionn cas, I can hear "Sweet Home Alabama" play....

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C'mon, man!!!

I love Brandon!

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Title	Somewhere in the back of my mionn cas, I can hear "Sweet Home Alabama" play....
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
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Date	October 20, 2021 11:13 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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