[42-F] Finnish landwhale Karen have kissed enough frogs, now she wants a prince charming. Line-up guys!

meerita · 2021-10-17T10:02:17+00:00

Every single photo went to worst. The first one is so modified and old picture that, when I swiped to the next one I was in shock how destroyed this woman is. The next photos are the worst. I spared you all with the least bad of them.

This was the typical fat blondie that every fuck boi dumped in her 20's and now after 300k miles on her body she wants the final guy. I mean, we must create a new word for this because delusion is too mild to describe this.

Edit: i edited the pepe on her profile for the laughs.

Edit: I do these posts for the KEK!

TexasMilitia · 2021-10-17T10:32:23+00:00

I’ve never been what I’d call “petty”…. having said that…

This one time, on Match.com (lol) I made a throw away account with fake personal details and added all the things to it that irritated ME about women. I’m paraphrasing a bit as it’s been a few years, but I went a little something like this.

“6’3, 200 lbs, small business owner and classic car enthusiast. Single and ready to mingle!” skipping the boring shit here “What am I looking for in a woman? Pretty simple actually. My perfect match must be under 5’6, have a natural DDD+ cup size, less than 10% body fat index, long hair (no perms, please… the 80’s are over), a secure job making at least a high 5 figures or above, able and willing to cook and clean, and have NO KIDS ( I’ve had a verified vasectomy). Also in the possible event of engagement, must be willing to sign a prenuptial agreement stipulating that she will only receive a cash payout of 5% of my life insurance policy in the event of my untimely demise. She must work out regularly and keep her weight down to an acceptable limit of 120 lbs maximum. If you’re above 120 lbs or over 6’ tall swipe left. I’m not into whales and giants. I have two German shepherds who are my children, you need to understand that they will always come first in my life. At the first sign of unstable emotional drama or mind games, she will receive a free Greyhound bus ticket to the destination of her choice. Happy hunting!”

The blowback was terrifyingly horrendous. And I laughed for days until I was reported so much the account was suspended.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-10-17T09:58:13+00:00

I bet she has a faker personality than her eyebrows.

Sudden-Note3511 · 2021-10-17T10:14:45+00:00

What mother nature gives to women (1), father time takes away (2)

(1) Women are human beings, men are human doings.

(2) Women age like milk, men age like wine. Her options go down as she ages, while his go up with time.

ess2019 · 2021-10-17T10:33:21+00:00

Lady you’re 42 years old you can no longer have children, The only thing she could possibly offer is the one thing she doesn’t want to give you sex.

mr_kuk · 2021-10-17T10:55:12+00:00

I've hooked up with all the Chads on this up app so I deleted me account and signed up again. I'm back here on this app to sleep with more Chads. If you're only after sex, be hawt.

Zero tolerance to betas, so please cease to exist. Do you want men to treat women the way I accept to be treated? Swipe right and be hawt, I'll have your daughter and raise her to be just like me!

Overkillengine · 2021-10-17T11:39:55+00:00

Old fashioned? More like Old and Fat.

Maybe she shouldn't have spent the last 20+ years tongue wrestling "frogs" if she wanted to end up with a good man.

And as always, notice she is quick with her demands but nearly nonexistent on what she offers.

Only offers old fat vagina.
But wants to hold that hostage too.
Will wonder why she hasn't found Prince Charming on a hookup app.
Will ignore that at this point she needs to settle for a toad willing to do more than "kiss" her or end up alone.

A meta note and warning for men as well:

A woman's complaints about men often reflect the kind of men she willingly slept with. Women willingly sleep with the kind of men they prefer. If you don't match this preference, she is very likely to cheat on you with a man that does should you be foolish enough to commit to her. You can't negotiate desire. Don't bother trying. You can't save her, she does not want to be saved. Ignore this at your peril.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-10-17T10:01:40+00:00

Hey, who put Pepe in the profile? Did you or she? 😄

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-10-17T14:11:43+00:00

mandatory: Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan. Saatana Perkele!

Finnish ladies tend to hit the wall faster than DeLorean would hit 85 mph once they are 30. Know many of them, and then they have a plethora of demands, just like anywhere else. Personally know one dude, good looking fella with a senior position in a reputable IT company. Any hot Russian girl would kill for this guy. What he settled with? An obese chick who can't even dress properly. Even my ex brother in law ended up with a local fatty.

A huge age difference between man and woman, where man is older is frawned upon. You may imagine the flak I took when I got married with a Ukrainian who's 15 years younger than me 🤣

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-10-17T12:45:45+00:00

'I have kissed enough frogs in my life....' Translation: rode the CC for 24 years.

For this very reason no HVM is going to consider you as a relationship material.

Hookups material at best provided you can show a recent STDs all clear test.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-10-17T10:28:36+00:00

Are there really men on tinder trolling for insta followers like women do? Surely not. Or at least not to the same extent

I guess she has read this complaint on men’s profiles and is projecting it as a reason for why people she matched with didn’t message

Chiliresident · 2021-10-17T10:14:58+00:00

The photo on the left is the look you will get when you tell this over the hill buffet monster “no”. But it likely will never get to even a second date with this charmer as most men will see there is nothing here. If there was a dating junkyard she would be towed there and left outside to rust.

NoRecommendation2007 · 2021-10-17T12:45:56+00:00

They are not even creative with their bios(I have seen the same bio sooooo many times) but we have to make sure everything is funny and intruiging enough to talk.

Newbosterone · 2021-10-17T17:52:19+00:00

“I am an old fashioned lady” means “I expect you to uphold traditional gender roles, but you have no right to expect the same from me”. You have been warned. She’s a modern independent women, except when it benefits her.

polakfury · 2021-10-17T15:52:05+00:00

Whats with these old bitter women now wanting to date in there 40s lol

roaringstuff · 2021-10-17T15:43:33+00:00

the pepe edit was brilliant

polishknightusa · 2021-10-17T15:49:02+00:00

As the saying goes, if you say you're something you usually ain't. Such as "I'm a cool guy" or "I'm an old fashioned woman" who then makes demands. I'd be tempted to DM her: "If she's so "old school", does she mend her own clothes?" Does she defer to men in decision making aside from meals he's supposed to provide for her? Does she know not to insult or correct a man in public? Does she know how to listen 10X as long as she speaks? Those are feminine characteristics that feminists claimed were "holding women back" as they were too "polite" and "reasonable" unlike aggressive men so the "liberated women" wanted to unleash their inner witch to get ahead.

And then they gripe "But... no strong man with choices wants a masculine woman!" or "men don't know how to treat a lady!" Well, act like one at least for a change.

Heck, that would be a great line: "What do you mean by being "old school" in what you offer men?" and leave it at that.

Tokicel · 2021-10-17T13:00:12+00:00

I want no old toads in my life

PopularBug5 · 2021-10-17T14:33:43+00:00

I'm pretty sure that 'frogs' is just an euphemism for Chads who won't commit. She not only kissed them but fucked them too.

Rothberth_true · 2021-10-17T15:05:33+00:00

An "old-school lady" wouldn't have """kissed""" so many frogs.

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-10-17T19:45:37+00:00

You could land a plane on that forehead, and those eyebrows are drawn on worse than the road lines in rural Thailand.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-17T10:36:13+00:00

Gents, if you don't want her warts, swipe left NOW!!!

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-10-17T20:43:31+00:00

There is a correlation between women who say "don't waste my time" and the fact that they are the waste of time

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-10-17T16:32:38+00:00

She had her chances.

Get a cat!

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-10-17T23:31:03+00:00

42 years old is a number where most of men does not want anything with a woman and her fatness just secure her loneliness for the rest of her life.

Also

Zero tolerance to idiots

none has to for you, this is why you still alone.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-10-17T19:03:53+00:00

When the frogs are no longer interested in kissing the princess....... she is a princess no more.

mkeclin · 2021-10-17T19:35:21+00:00

😅

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-10-17T22:12:56+00:00

That frog inserted into the picture cracked me up. No fair with the surprise image edit.

intrepidone66 · 2021-10-17T22:13:20+00:00

...ribbit...

CisgenderPig · 2021-10-19T02:15:33+00:00

Who the fuck are you calling a frog with your toad-lookin' ass.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-10-17T21:51:42+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2021-10-18T22:24:50+00:00

Are regular eyebrows extinct in Finland?

AnarchoCapitalismFTW · 2021-10-18T23:19:58+00:00

Torille!

jokedion · 2021-10-19T02:47:27+00:00

More like ate the frogs

Title	[42-F] Finnish landwhale Karen have kissed enough frogs, now she wants a prince charming. Line-up guys!
Author	meerita
Upvotes	347
Comments	111
Date	October 17, 2021 9:42 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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