Form an orderly queue. You get to supply all the emotional labor for a land whale who won't have time for you.

NYG_5 · 2021-10-23T17:43:05+00:00

Lmao at the fucking "fully vaccinated" tag. Shit man, where's my fuckin STD free tag, or my "financially solvent" tag.

Also, you must be reeeeeeal fucked up if the court gives the father full custody

CarrotvsBrocclee · 2021-10-23T18:17:56+00:00

I don't trust people who uses filters for dating profiles. Male or female

casra888 · 2021-10-23T18:07:39+00:00

Fat, ugly, stupid and entitled is no way to get through life.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-10-23T18:05:53+00:00

Another one who thinks she can pull off a bad attitude. Seriously, where do they get this undeserved sense of entitlement and superiority?

3HardWay · 2021-10-23T18:02:12+00:00

Why'd she include a pic of some guy in the middle there? Oh..... oh, this is bad, like really bad. Abort the simulation, it's over folks, time to pull the plug.

tiernach · 2021-10-23T19:07:02+00:00

How excessively fucked up must you be as a woman to not have custody of your kids?

Howard_Huge · 2021-10-23T18:15:49+00:00

32, morbidly obese and has the fucking Gaul to have this level of entitlement! Bizzaro world.

Tru3ac3 · 2021-10-23T19:43:23+00:00

🚩 you must have really done something to not have custody of your kids lol🚩🚩🚩

mr_kuk · 2021-10-23T17:39:44+00:00

I may have seen too much.

MastermindX · 2021-10-23T19:55:24+00:00

She has goals, but not fitness goals.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-10-23T19:02:05+00:00

I know I’m gonna sound like an old fuddy duddy but I seriously detest the pics with the Snapchat filters on it. Good grief what silliness. Instant strike. Also she’s overweight, her job is important to her and the man has to carry the conversation. Double strike.

kidruhil · 2021-10-23T19:43:36+00:00

Never ever give two shits about a woman's goals until after you're married and even then, only if they serve your own.

If you're just casually dating or hooking up, keep things in perspective.

GundamZero83 · 2021-10-23T18:51:07+00:00

No couples?! Lol who wants to invite that into their marriage bed lol 😂

Harry_Teak · 2021-10-23T21:28:39+00:00

Of all the myriad red flags here the one that stands out so brightly that one can probably see it from space is that her kids don't live with her. I mean generally a woman can smoke crack and fart in a judge's face and still get full custody of her crotch spawn. Those who can't are to train wrecks what the atomic bomb is to a firecracker.

Sure, she might have just schlepped them off to her parents but IMO that's as bad. But I guess it's pretty misogynistic for me to expect that she take responsibility for her own ridiculously poor choices. I'd better get that under control before I start mansplaining.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-10-23T20:19:34+00:00

I'd rather be devoured by Dune desert worm

NBA_MSG · 2021-10-23T21:27:45+00:00

Man, for someone who needs the guy to carry the conversation you really don't give him much to talk about in the profile.

BookkeeperJazzlike44 · 2021-10-23T17:58:16+00:00

Gross

InternetUser4752 · 2021-10-23T20:07:34+00:00

She can't even keep a conversation going? How has she gotten so far in life and expect that's a normal thing to demand from any relationship.

ltde5150 · 2021-10-23T21:19:02+00:00

I love it when 2s are impossibly demanding and bring absolutely nothing to the table.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-23T19:58:28+00:00

Unless your name is "Big Bucket O'Chicken Wings," swipe left on this one, gents.

Extracrispyrooster · 2021-10-23T19:26:48+00:00

If anyone should be carrying a convo.

slipkid223 · 2021-10-23T21:05:05+00:00

Obese and you have to entertain her. What a deal...

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-10-23T21:29:22+00:00

Social media selfie filter? I don't even bother to go past that, it tells me enough.

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-10-23T23:51:34+00:00

Don't be fooled gents, she's a predator...I think she might have ate her last boyfriend.

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-10-24T06:23:09+00:00

"More to love" Get the fuck out of here with that hypocritical bullshit.

So they can literally filter out/refuse to breathe the same air as a man who doesn't fit their height requirements.....but their self-inflicted cake addiction obesity gets dressed up in a cutesy little euphemism.

Fuck off.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-10-23T20:07:14+00:00

Claims to not have time yet somehow wants to date.

Martellus732 · 2021-10-23T20:31:21+00:00

I hope she's not deliberately using those filters to look like a Fat Rat!

NobadyAskMe · 2021-10-23T21:05:26+00:00

Wtf is this

ess2019 · 2021-10-23T22:30:25+00:00

she doesn’t want couples and couples don’t want her.

Qwesterly · 2021-10-23T23:37:40+00:00

I'm still not clear on what this gentleman is looking for.

PopularBug5 · 2021-10-24T02:24:26+00:00

So her bio is absolutely nothing interesting, just a bunch of demands, and she wants guys to say more than "Hello", really?

What do you want me to say? "Hey your car is nice? What's the brand?" Or should I be a desperate tryhard with a excessively quirky humorous line to flatter her Fat Majesty just to make myself look like a disposable jester in a royal court?

And yeah she is suuuuuuuuuuuuuper busy. Busy, busy, busy. B-word is the favorite word for people who are lazy and don't want to commit to achieving what they really want in life.

Arnold did construction work and attended acting classes while still bodybuilding. Didn't stop him from becoming Mr Olympia and also becoming a movie star and a politician later on too at the same time.

kapriece · 2021-10-23T22:25:52+00:00

They want you to talk but they don't talk about much. I find most women boring. We don't like feelings based shit like gossip but we'll talk sports, money,food, work, etc.

StinkingDischarge · 2021-10-23T22:40:26+00:00

Oh wow, she knows how to use filters to make herself look "quirky". How original.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-10-23T19:57:23+00:00

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Blogginginvicecity · 2021-10-24T01:10:58+00:00

Her job is important because she has goals, therefore don't just say hey or what's up. Yeah, it's logic time/s

alldaycray · 2021-10-24T07:47:13+00:00

I'm gonna be real I've never seen or heard of women carrying a conversation.

Usually I'm the one that needs to initiate to get a response. And it could take hours if not days to get a reply.

Cristoff13 · 2021-10-24T10:59:40+00:00

"Don't try and have me carry the conversation."

I think this means she expects you to do most of the talking. You'll also have to be capable of non-stop witty banter to keep her entertained. She doesn't realize most guys aren't really capable of this. Regular guys - the sort of guys who would actually be interested in a relationship with her - will often run out of things to say, get tongue tied, etc.

karimamin · 2021-10-24T13:43:49+00:00

So "More to love" is the new "curvy" tag?

NickTesla2018 · 2021-10-24T14:34:04+00:00

Another "2" who thinks she's a "10".

velvetunderground111 · 2021-10-25T10:09:23+00:00

I'm 42 and just dated a woman around this age who was also career/job obsessed. Trust me, they won't "make time for you". Expect a year or two of only hanging out a few nights a week, with the vast majority of communication being via text or phone calls. Also, expect them to bitch and complain about work constantly.

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-10-25T14:28:56+00:00

Carry the conversation? Yeah ok sure. Most of the time it's the men carrying the convos.

loneliness-inc · 2021-10-24T12:34:26+00:00

Plenty of cushion for the pushin'.

Plenty of pancake titties for breafkast.

Plenty of responsibility for a good, strong man.

Plenty of drama and bullshit for desert (yes, I wrote that with one S on purpose 🙃).

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-10-25T14:28:25+00:00

Carry the conversation? Yeah ok sure. Most of the time it's the men carrying the convos.

Title	Form an orderly queue. You get to supply all the emotional labor for a land whale who won't have time for you.
Author	MelkorHimself
Upvotes	229
Comments	102
Date	October 23, 2021 5:32 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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