“I want this, this, this, this, and this .....” Yeah lady, and I'd like to find Tír na nÓg!

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-11-19T22:22:28+00:00

She's looking for someone to spoil her? The only thing she should be looking for is a gym membership. She's young and 100lbs + overweight and obese by the looks of it. Expecting to find a mate while not taking pride in your health... You know what kind of medical bills he's looking at in a few years? Why would a man choose her over a healthy mate???

And why... Oh why is she wearing curtains from the clown college? This is what you wear to entice a mate??? Fail.

slipkid223 · 2021-11-19T22:26:20+00:00

No dress on earth can hide that FUPA

scorpionandrose · 2021-11-19T22:53:02+00:00

Does she eat the children?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-11-19T23:23:51+00:00

Nah. She can fight for herself. She a big girl.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-19T23:11:39+00:00

Her physical appearance notwithstanding, this woman comes off as one whom is looking for commitment yesterday.

No thanks. Send her back to class to teach the children she'll never have.

J2Kapoor · 2021-11-20T02:31:54+00:00

This is what happen last when you tell fat and ugly girls “you are beautiful the way you are”. We aren’t teaching girls to know their limitations because we are so obsessed with shattering glass ceilings

3HardWay · 2021-11-19T22:40:54+00:00

I find the choice of background mural very fitting.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-11-20T00:18:39+00:00

Isn't one of villains on Captain Planet loosely based on her? Like, some rich fatso who only dines on endangered species? Something like that?

Sounds real enough to be true.

NBA_MSG · 2021-11-20T00:42:40+00:00

"I've grown up on strong family values"

Too bad a healthy breakfast wasn't one of them

Chgralac73 · 2021-11-19T23:06:39+00:00

you dont need anyone to spoil you, you are already spoiling

PS: yay her siblings are in the background, how cute :P

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-11-19T23:34:16+00:00

“Family values “ or “Family orientated” is usually code for “I already have kids”

It might not be in this case but if not then what is the point of saying it ? Seems kind of redundant to me. Unless it means “I want a family”. In which case she has basically said “no hookups” twice in two different ways at the end of her profile

John09101 · 2021-11-20T01:15:51+00:00

She’s a teacher? Great, now instead of just destroying children’s psyches she’s also gonna be destroying yours

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-11-19T23:59:25+00:00

Is she hiding a cow under that dress?

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-20T00:27:49+00:00

“No elephants were harmed in the making of this picture”. That is one ugly dress. Yikes. Looking for a man to spoil her. It better not be spoiling with food because that’s a budget that no man can afford.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-11-19T22:17:51+00:00

Gaeilge- Béarla Translations:

Tír na nÓg = “The Young Land/Land of The Young”: an otherworldly realm from Irish mythology akin to the Greek Êlysion or Norse Valhöll. Tír na nÓg serves as the home of gods called Tuatha Dé Danann (“Danann’s God Tribe”) and their descendants, the Daoine Sí (“Mound People”). The world gets its name from granting immortality to those who reside in it, something best seen in the tragedy Niamh agus Oisín.

jmpires · 2021-11-20T03:03:52+00:00

Breaking news: based on her bio I bet she already found the dude with these attributes, indeed she found a dozen of them.

Unfortunately, each five years or so they exchange her for primary school.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-11-20T07:33:20+00:00

She doesn’t want you to have FUN?

jor4288 · 2021-11-20T01:05:40+00:00

I am attracted to short pump women. I have a pretty lean, muscular physique. So it’s really nice to curl up in bed with a woman that has a soft, curvy body. Plentiful boobs, booty, and thighs. I love it. I just need her to be emotionally soft and cuddly and open and supportive. I would talk to this girl if she had the right attitude. But clearly she has entitlement syndrome.

Snoo16680 · 2021-11-20T13:26:02+00:00

With those demands and those looks.. She should logically be looking in the bottom 1% of men in terms of looks. If that.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-11-20T19:58:35+00:00

She doesn't need spoiling as she's already spoiled.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-11-20T05:20:00+00:00

Hardworking, spoil me

Translation- "I need a bailout!"

Patient, loyal

Translation- "I hope you weren't expecting sex before the wedding night. Tee hee, that's only for Chad! But you have to wait!"

She likes good communication and honesty tho. So, let me just say she's fat and she should probably accept whatever she gets because she's in no position to make demands.

SpicyPoaster · 2021-11-20T06:40:51+00:00

She has Champaign taste but with a beer budget.

Extracrispyrooster · 2021-11-20T17:04:22+00:00

Not here for fun. That's not what you use workhorses for.

Faulkey · 2021-11-23T01:22:45+00:00

That’s a hard 24

PopularBug5 · 2021-11-20T03:52:28+00:00

Imagine being part of the underclass that you need someone to fight for you. Because you can't be arsed to fight for yourself and provide for yourself.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-11-20T04:32:53+00:00

she's 24 I've grown up on strong family values

I give her credit and benefit of the doubt. . 1. Young and fertile 2. Advertises LTR and family values

We recommend females look for LTR when they are young, fertile and have strong pair bonding potential.

She needs further vetting though. - What were her dating decisions and sexual history 18-24. - Her character, is she cooperative or entitled. - Why is she on a dating site, not meeting people in person

PS2Errol · 2021-11-20T17:44:41+00:00

Probably a 2 at best. If she got to a sensible weight she could possibly get to a 4-5.

NetherIndy · 2021-11-20T21:05:44+00:00

Considering her market value, her sane-world match is a guy who has had virtually no 'fun' thrown his way, ever. A 10th-percentile all-but-incel 23-27 year old guy. Who finally has his own apartment, a functional car, and a steady job. Finally ready to have just a little fun before he hooks up to the ox-cart.

The "I'm not here for fun" (because she's had quite a bit of it in the last 7-8 years, a lot more than he can even dream of) is a god-damned slap in the face to him. And that's by design.

1007san · 2021-11-22T02:41:09+00:00

Does anyone else spot the irony of her background being with a mural of other large blobby mammals?

Itburns12345 · 2021-11-22T14:03:32+00:00

Fight for me On top of all the other red flags shes the sort who will want her man to 'fight for her' ie with her weight she thinks someone is looking at her , laughing at her etc or worse the sort who dates big guys and starts shit in bars for thrills. Shel squeal 'dont xxx dont' but hed not getting head til he either kos someone or gets busted up for her.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-11-23T02:59:30+00:00

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Gaiinahat · 2021-11-24T00:50:33+00:00

"I've grown up on strong family values and continue to look for that in a partner."

Raised by a single mom, and has ridden so many cocks but still can't find that Chad who will settle down with her.

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-11-28T15:23:12+00:00

She belongs in that mural behind her

SquirtBurt · 2021-11-29T13:22:46+00:00

I was guessing she was 44 until I got the second slide and saw it was 24. 😳

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-11-25T12:37:21+00:00

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Title	“I want this, this, this, this, and this .....” Yeah lady, and I'd like to find Tír na nÓg!
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
Upvotes	89
Comments	59
Date	November 19, 2021 10:14 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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