[42-F] is a frog who wants to become a princess. It needs your masculine hands, a wedding, also a yacht so she can swim, a gym subscription so she can get massages from strong men. She will be on Tinder until December 31st, hurry up!

bilged · 2021-12-21T14:37:06+00:00

TL:DR - fat, with a side of mental illness.

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-21T15:03:24+00:00

42 years old and still believes in little girl princess fairytales 😂

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-12-21T15:09:35+00:00

To whoever reported this post under the reason "It's a transaction for prohibited goods or services":

Your flagrant abuse of the report feature has been reported in turn to the reddit admins.

Kindly fuck off.

2021-12-21T14:41:31+00:00

—I live in a fairy tale, because I am a woman.

—Aw right, I to…

—No, no, no, you can't live in fairy tales. Only me. Also, no standards at all. That's only reserved for women.

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ess2019 · 2021-12-21T16:13:56+00:00

because every multimillionaire is looking for an obese 42-year-old to swim on their yacht 🤣

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-21T14:38:15+00:00

When your list of demands are so long they can’t fit in the profile text box allowed by the app …

If the translation is right at least she admits she wants a fairy tale (as in the impossible). She also admits she doesn’t care about what men want at all. Which to be honest she didn’t really need to directly say. It is kind of obvious

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-12-21T14:51:46+00:00

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jmpires · 2021-12-21T15:19:05+00:00

Her:

Fat, old, ugly
She lives in a fairy tale
Says she likes to practice sports, but in reality, the only sport she likes to do is resting in a massage bed and being crushed by a strong guy.
She likes to dance for 5 minutes
Like all the landwhales, she likes to float on a pool and call that swimming.
she likes going on yachts and floating on the sea for a while
she likes to be driven around so she can admire the world
dislike being on drugs, but loves to be delusional
Will wait for the kind appearance until Dec 31st.

You:

"man with education": AKA rich guy.
Trustworthy
Strong masculine hands
With good intentions
Can't live in a fairy tale
A true connoisseur of lush and smooth shapes: likes fat women
must not take drugs
must find her before Dec 31st and submit to her will quickly

Buster_Cherry92 · 2021-12-21T14:47:10+00:00

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tiernach · 2021-12-21T14:40:16+00:00

Imagine asking for a woman to provide you a yacht as part of a relationship...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-12-21T15:06:56+00:00

That long, incoherent, and nigh incessant rambling has given me estrogen poisoning.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-21T14:56:47+00:00

I wonder what she wants us to think he plans from January onwards are?

I mean - I know what they are - staying on tinder. But if she is already resorting to looking on tinder for a relationship at her age then where else is there to go?

For the record - I believe it is possible for a woman to find a relationship on tinder. Unlikely but possible. If they are young and choose very well. But for a 42 year old who looks like she does? No. And she is in no position to add a countdown clock to her profile !

V_M · 2021-12-21T16:30:12+00:00

I hate when these people seek validation. “There’s no good men here, prove me wrong” “I’m gonna delete this cause no one is trustworthy” ugh just stfu.

Buster_Cherry92 · 2021-12-21T15:45:49+00:00

I don't believe in men's fairy tales

"But here's the fairy tale ending I want."

I arrived in frog condition

The only honest statement in the entire bio.

I am waiting for my king who can survive reincarnation with me

Almost 100% of women believe in something ridiculous like this. Astrology, literal reincarnation, and a host of other unprovable theories. It speaks to their collective intelligence.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-12-21T15:49:15+00:00

Me: I need to work on every aspect of my being, from my weight to my mental health to my financial needs.

You: the perfect, idealized man

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-12-21T16:13:38+00:00

I come in frog condition, try to imagine how I will be when I become a princess

You will still be a frog. To date in the real world there hasn't been a single example where a frog became a princess.

....drugs are bad, I will not allow them

You expect some guy to spend time with you sober?

In sports, I prefer massage and various procedures

Getting a massage is a sport? I'm not saying I don't believe it since I recently discovered that there is a professional hacky sack league and that there is also a league for professional slapping.

KimberlyPilgrim · 2021-12-21T16:37:26+00:00

Ew... She constantly talks about what she wants and what is expected, but brings nothing to the table. Modern dating in a nutshell.

SnooCats2258 · 2021-12-21T16:01:38+00:00

The use of “)))” gives off she’s Eastern Slavic. Either Russian, Ukrainian or Belarussian. Older women can be very delusional and greedy around here

Ornery_Following4884 · 2021-12-21T15:57:52+00:00

I am going to "hop" right past this one.

Nightowloldschool · 2021-12-21T15:08:19+00:00

Glad I never did online dating

3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2021-12-21T18:02:08+00:00

well at least she doesn't have any kids, so I guess that's a plus and at 42 she's never likely to have any. I assume "owner of lush and smooth shapes" is a beating around the bush way of saying "I'm fat and dumpy" or maybe it's just a bad engrish translation.

however, I don't see what she brings to the table, why the fuck would I be interested in a post wall whale?

lala9605 · 2021-12-21T17:27:19+00:00

She should head to the nearest port for findlng men with the yatch, might get mistaken as stranded whale

CisgenderPig · 2021-12-21T20:44:48+00:00

Jesus Christ, just uninstall now and save me the finger motion of swiping you out of the way to get to my dick sucker for this evening.

mr_y2kj · 2021-12-22T03:10:19+00:00

The audacity of the whores is what surprises me the most

jmpires · 2021-12-21T16:05:20+00:00

Dear Frog, a Happy 2022 with less bullshit to you too!!! Hold on to those new year resolutions

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-21T16:54:36+00:00

She's gone from frog to...old frog. Add her stank ass attitude to the mix and now she's fugly.

wanttoseeboob · 2021-12-21T18:06:00+00:00

What realm of existence is it where massage is a sport?

2021-12-21T18:25:57+00:00

This has to be a joke right? I feel sorry for the guy that falls for this...

RuskinBondFan · 2021-12-21T19:47:22+00:00

The sheer irony of "It is not possible to find a trustworthy man here, good intentions and so on" 🤡🤡🤡

solamarvii · 2021-12-22T00:05:13+00:00

Over a decade ago (in the PlentyOfFish/OKCupid days) seeing a lot girls with similar profiles. "Im super fat but Im starting a diet next month so here is your chance to fat in the the ground floor!" (When im just moderately fat).

Those girls gain weight, they never lose it . And they never had anything to offer besides "I have aspirations to look morr attractive someday".

Balefirez · 2021-12-22T02:38:53+00:00

Who honestly adds swimming from a yacht on their dating profile? Most people would enjoy that. The fact that she added it means she’s looking for that. “I enjoy” actually means “you must be able to provide me with”. If I had a yacht, why would I choose you over someone who is orders of magnitude more attractive than you, and probably more fun, to boot? No thanks.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-21T17:52:08+00:00

How do you say "Ribbit!" in Spanish, bro?

theLOLbird · 2021-12-21T21:18:25+00:00

I would love to see her cry when deleting the app on December 31 and comes to the realization that she's 20 years too late for this.

omegajelly200 · 2021-12-21T22:54:23+00:00

Rule of OLD pics: The more her face occupies the photo, the fatter she is.

Dunkman83 · 2021-12-22T00:18:39+00:00

id bet any money shes grossly overweight

Professional_Owl9917 · 2021-12-22T03:25:31+00:00

Oh yeah, i bet there's a line of guys wrapped around the block looking to snap her up

ijustdontcare74 · 2021-12-22T04:53:41+00:00

"I am the owner of lush and smooth shapes" = I'm obese.

VeganKetoMan · 2021-12-22T10:38:23+00:00

A man with a yacht is banging 20yr old hotties. Not a delusional post wall 40yr old

Mister_McDerp · 2021-12-22T14:32:47+00:00

This just sounds... actually retarded.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-12-21T17:51:17+00:00

Frogger go splat.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-21T23:53:34+00:00

Dilusional, entitled and mentally unstable big 40+ epipfany.

I wonder why so many guys passed on her for the last 24 years (18-42)?

Red alert, stay away from crazies.

Criket · 2021-12-22T03:20:52+00:00

The Princess and the Pea

But now with 50 pounds of potatoes.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-12-21T21:17:35+00:00

Now, now, she doesn't say it is *your* yacht. Perhaps she is the yacht owner, and only wants you to join her.

Have her send a picture of her yacht.

rising-waters · 2021-12-22T01:47:19+00:00

I am waiting for my king, who can survive reincarnation with me and help me with this (ie, bail me out).

I'm not sure if she's indicating here that she's looking for a man who will commit suicide with her.

hitchhiker83 · 2021-12-22T07:01:57+00:00

I bet my last dollar that she will find an excuse not to delete the app on Jan 1st. The attention, orbiters, simps, free dinners, and the dopamine kicks are more than worth it. Also note she says Dec 31st, not mentioning of which year

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-22T10:08:20+00:00

42 is too old for a female tadpole to be anything other than a frog.

MastermindX · 2021-12-22T10:53:18+00:00

She has zero chance to get what she wants, but since she believes in reincarnation: good luck in your next one.

2021-12-22T07:29:13+00:00

42?

I got $20 on 52 being more accurate.

Itburns12345 · 2021-12-24T12:59:24+00:00

She has it backwards...shed need a gym.subscription and have been using it before shed even be considered by a guy who has a yaught.

reignoferror00 · 2021-12-24T19:36:46+00:00

I think we'd be better off if you turned into an actual frog - those are becoming less common worldwide, women like you on the other hand are a rapidly growing invasive species.

https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/why-are-frog-and-toad-populations-declining

Jbr74 · 2021-12-27T17:18:35+00:00

Keep in mind this is the picture that makes her look the least fat and ugly.

Jbr74 · 2021-12-27T17:22:42+00:00

To be fair, it needs to be a yacht, otherwise, her weight would sink it.

km_44 · 2021-12-28T20:51:45+00:00

"I am the owner of lush and smooth shapes"

Holy hell, woman, what the actual fuck ?

[42-F] is a frog who wants to become a princess. It needs your masculine hands, a wedding, also a yacht so she can swim, a gym subscription so she can get massages from strong men. She will be on Tinder until December 31st, hurry up!

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