[+50-F] Mother of two suns who are her world wants to know if there's any real man around… because all she gets are jerks who are looking for sex, and she will not give you any.

redveinlover · 2022-01-12T12:50:50+00:00

Wow, no sex? That’s exactly what I’m looking for in a partner! I hope she needs money too, because I have too much and am looking for someone with kids who are their whole world to give it to, for nothing in return of course. This is perfect!

IoSonCalaf · 2022-01-12T12:38:03+00:00

Bitchy, shaming language. My children are my world. Not as attractive as she thinks she is. A completely unearned “I’m the prize” mentality. Coffee, Netflix, walking, and wine are her hobbies. What a catch!

digitalEarthling · 2022-01-12T13:28:32+00:00

Online dating is a joke and women made it this way.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-12T13:24:29+00:00

I want... I don't... My sons are...

Me, me, me! Entitlement is through the roof.

At 51 she should know better you need to offer a lot to attract a man.

With her attitude no wonder men ditched her and she's single.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2022-01-12T13:27:10+00:00

Current photos? Yo post wall harridans, including the ones lurking here; ease up with camera filters. Any sane man can see this shit.

Catch her in any morning when she's is without makeup and all those artificial necessities crawling to toilet.

Conclusion: asking too much, offering nothing. All used up, 2 saved games of other dude(s). Straight to dumpster by a derelict gas station.

roughback · 2022-01-12T14:21:08+00:00

imagine a dude posted "looking for a mom for my two kids, single dad, if you are looking for a man with a job move on that is not what you are getting here"

maruadventurer · 2022-01-12T13:50:38+00:00

Are there any real hawt guys around here? No, like real hawt, not regular hawt, that's boring now.

If you are looking for sex and are not mega super hawt, you won't get it here.

I want men's profiles with photos where they are hawt. My photos are current, check the upload date, so what if the actual photos are tens of years old, I uploaded them today and that makes them "technically" current?!

I don't like falsehood, nor the hypocrisy, which apparently is ubiquitous* lately, and that won't fly with me, unless you're hawt!

Mother of 2 sins that are my worlds. Be hawt and we will talk and see if you are hawt and can make me tingle so I can have no strings attached sex with you and then feel used and come back here to complain about all men while secretly wanting you to come to me so we can rinse and repeat. Where are all the good men?

Off topic:

*I finally got to use the word ubiquitous (Jesus! I spelled it right this time too) in a sentence. Ubiquitous means present, appearing, or found everywhere.

Gee, it seems single moms are ubiquitous ~~on hook up apps~~ these days.

Wildhouse83 · 2022-01-12T16:28:47+00:00

"My photos are very current" - and full of photoshop, filters, fake-up etc.

Old_snowboarder · 2022-01-12T17:40:57+00:00

I'm single and getting no sex so why should I put up with a woman and still get no sex?

FormerBTfan · 2022-01-12T15:16:56+00:00

What you don't want guys photos using filters and screens?😂 Chica needs to know that there are very few dudes around that are strong enough to be able to carry her baggage. I got a bottle of 18 year old Talisker that says this old tart is still looking for 20 and 30 something Pedro's to polish her gem.

Well if your going to have delusions why not go for the really satisfying ones?

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2022-01-12T16:35:50+00:00

"If you are only looking for sex, go your own way as you won't be having it with me*"

*unless you're a 9/10+, eye-candy-guaranteed-to-make-my-girlfriends-jealous-good-looking-dude-with-a-lot-of-money, in which case I'll bang you on the first date in the hope that you fall for me and stick around, and then if you commit, will eliminate sexual interaction accordingly.

sqorry · 2022-01-12T13:22:52+00:00

Notice the face she is sitting in the passenger seat, most likely because she isn't done following the tingles.

Pilotman49 · 2022-01-12T16:19:01+00:00

No hypocrisy? Then she better remove her profile.

tiernach · 2022-01-12T14:22:39+00:00

This should just be called women posting their Ls. It’s just a list of shit she has fallen for in the past but at 50(!) she has finally gotten wise to old Chad’s tricks!

RobStonman · 2022-01-12T15:11:41+00:00

So she's a planet with two suns? Tattooine?

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-12T18:47:12+00:00

I always wanted to take care of a single mother and never get my dick sucked.....said no man ever.

Buster_Cherry92 · 2022-01-12T19:35:28+00:00

Translation:

“I wake up every morning feeling like I’m better than everybody and since no one has perfectly fit all my demands that I’ve been told I deserve, the only logical conclusion is no one is “real” enough for me.

Even though my pictures are extremely filtered and I look nothing like my photos, your pictures better be current, unfiltered, and you better be hot!

I’m a hypocrite and a liar which means so is everyone else. You better be honest and easily manipulated or don’t bother.

I can’t hold a conversation because I’m an idiot and never had to learn anything to survive. So unless you can hold an interesting conversation swipe right.

Mother of 2 sons that are more important than you’ll ever be. We talk and see what happens… And by what happens I mean you give me enough money to take care of my kids, but I spend it on myself and neglect them anyway.”

WakandaForneverr · 2022-01-12T15:24:20+00:00

I dont know why you posted this, she seems like an amazing catch (if your 65+ lmao)

wanderingNotLost1980 · 2022-01-12T18:26:35+00:00

Madre de 2 soles? Is that a mistake on her part or an attempt at some sort of a joke or what? Genuinely curious here. Typing "suns" instead of "sons" seems understandable. How do you get from "hijos" to "soles."

DoTheSnoopyDance · 2022-01-12T16:00:00+00:00

All I can think is Tatooine.

V_M · 2022-01-12T18:07:29+00:00

Yes I know rule 6 quite well, but I wonder if with foreign or at least non-English profiles it would be allowable to drop dox on continent or perhaps as narrow as country WRT translation.

She lists her interest "a tope en redes" which literally simplistically translates to full of networks but idiomatically locally depending on where she lives it might seem to mean something like she's addicted to social media. So depending on where she lives either she is merely saying she has a shitload of social media accounts and can't list one specifically as her main (and don't we all?) or it idiomatically might mean she's fully engaged on social media on her phone all the time, which is pretty trashy behavior IMHO. Addiction is never pretty and social media addiction specifically is particularly toxic narcissism.

This also comes up with dieta carnivora. Literally she eats meat and thus is not vegetarian. Idiomatically there's a diet more popular in USA as an extreme form of low carb, I know this because people with hashimoto's thyroid disease do well on it. Since she rarely exercises and she's not fat she clearly watches her carbs for whatever reason. So I don't know every local espanol idiom so I donno if she's just not vegetarian or strictly literally 'carnivore diet community' only perhaps for medical reasons or just to stay thin. I'm sure you can't go wrong either way with taking her to a steakhouse but there's some question if she's just not a vegetarian or if she's part of the popular "carnivore diet" group etc.

Caminar means she likes to walk which is idiomatically different than nature hike or trail camping as Americans would call it in English.

I bring this up because women usually create three totally separate profiles, the picture of the goods for the alpha, the write up to encourage betas to stay away, and the "interest tags" to tell the actual truth. In a way, I suppose the details of the Spanish/Mediterranean language idioms I can pull out of the tags don't matter a whole lot as either way she's still just doing the thot thing, a boring person offering nothing interesting but her body and some other dude's kids in exchange for spending money on her. But the details are of some, at least minimal, interest despite the apparent conflict with rule 6. I suppose better safe than sorry although it would be interesting to know if my guesses about idioms are correct. I knew watching Mexican soap operas would eventually teach me something useful and here I am.

DialZforZebra · 2022-01-12T20:28:08+00:00

She's got two Suns? Damn. Earth only has one.

John_Savage69 · 2022-01-12T16:10:34+00:00

Here is a picture of my cleavage, which you will never be seeing. WTF?

SwiftStrik3 · 2022-01-12T19:45:10+00:00

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

maruadventurer · 2022-01-12T20:48:43+00:00

For 50+ she is well preserved if that is a current photo. Or she used every filter available.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-01-12T23:35:21+00:00

So sex is the only thing she has to offer and she will make sure you jump through many, many hoops and pay up the ass to get any.

rayquazza1994 · 2022-01-12T23:46:55+00:00

I went outside and theres still ony one sun in the sky. 👀

Natuasi · 2022-01-13T03:20:12+00:00

She put on all this fakeup and really believes it just erased 30 years off her life. Lol.

2022-01-12T17:44:37+00:00

She must think her vag is

out

of

this

world

https://gifer.com/en/72vT

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2022-01-12T19:47:45+00:00

What's the Spanish name for Chad?

Asking for this chick.

Estraun · 2022-01-12T22:36:14+00:00

Typical Spanish girl profile

ElJJTP · 2022-01-13T03:46:28+00:00

Who is 50+?

No-Musician468 · 2022-01-13T07:03:37+00:00

The good men were those you rejected you won't find anyone because you chose the fuck boys

kingcheezit · 2022-01-13T09:59:13+00:00

Got to be honest lads, I am waivering with this one, she's gorgeous.

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2022-01-13T18:05:22+00:00

A lot of these single moms always say no sex but I’m usually clapping their cheeks by the 2nd date! At 50 her only commodity is her clam!

2022-01-14T17:18:39+00:00

my photos are very current.

I believe you. You're certainly using the most-up-to date filtering technologies on offer.

Aldabruzzo · 2022-01-17T16:00:33+00:00

Are there real women around here?

If you are only looking for money and financial support, go your way, since I'm not giving you any.

I want women's profiles with nudes. My photos are from 10 years and 50 pounds ago.

I don't like liars. I do like quiet women.

I have a great job. I am my world. You come here to me, and let's see what happens?

Mittelfingerhoch2-6 · 2022-01-14T07:00:51+00:00

If the foto is 50yo i am 7'8"

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[+50-F] Mother of two suns who are her world wants to know if there's any real man around… because all she gets are jerks who are looking for sex, and she will not give you any.

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