[33-F] I'm lovely. All the mothers-in-law adore me, but their sons don't. what I am doing wrong?

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-04-15T08:27:30+00:00

Just look at her pose, so forced (you can see the mirror her ass like x10 times bigger than the shot. Please, don't zoom in at her belly, she has more scars than the martian surface.

Damn, my mom doesn’t hate me that much

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-04-15T09:02:30+00:00

Somehow I believe she looks better with the mask than without it.

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-04-15T09:41:13+00:00

It must be really hard work trying to get a husband when you’ve got no idea what marriage minded men want.

I’m a married man, AMA fatty.

AurelianWay · 2022-04-15T10:03:46+00:00

This is her "before" pic. I'd like to see the "after" pic where she has lost about 60 pounds. Just because you wear gym clothes, doesn't mean you have actually put in the work.

Looks like another mask zealot. Mandate me more daddy.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-04-15T09:48:13+00:00

I'm lovely, all the mothers-in-law adore me but their sons don't...What am I doing wrong?

Either she acts differently when she's around either group or she's completely lying about all of this.

I love to travel, I come and go when I feel like it

Yeah, I can see her being the type to tell her 'man' to finance her SOLO trip and he is not to ever ask her questions about it.

Far too much attitude and entitlement for what she's worth. Swipe left, gents.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-04-15T08:45:25+00:00

If only she could find a good man, the kind that she never looked at because working on a career made them boring.

TheGeeksama · 2022-04-15T10:20:44+00:00

how much angles you use for a photo but cant hide your ass like a toolbox and those scars . i see why mother in law loves you cause they got a friend like them

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2022-04-15T11:55:51+00:00

"What am I doing wrong?"

Well, for one you're so busy ingratiating yourself to all the mother-in-laws that you're ignoring what the men you're interested in are looking for.

CisgenderPig · 2022-04-15T13:51:21+00:00

You're fat, ugly and a bitch. Any other questions?

V_M · 2022-04-15T13:49:13+00:00

I come and go when I feel like it

Shittiest marriage vow ever. What is she, a male tomcat?

Why would any guy fall in love with that?

If an old empty egg carton wants to catch a husband, she should try posting she loves cooking meals for two followed by sex on the couch, that'll kind of talk will lure one in.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-04-15T14:20:26+00:00

If this were a Reddit post and not a dating profile I would have thought it was an example of a guy writing and reversing genders to try and get an actual answer without being shamed

This is because the phenomenon of the opposing parties parents liking you but that not being good enough for their child is something I’d expect far more from men. And have had experience of.

A girl’s parents will like someone who is kind, decent, clean cut, hard working and clearly dedicated to their daughter. The daughter eventually finds this boring and chases the guy they disapprove of. It’s a trope but it exists for a reason

The reverse seemingly only happens in women’s delusional fantasies. I think this came up in colttaine’s “female power fantasy” video. It was from a film starring the chick from 50 shades where she split with a boyfriend (pretty sure she ended it to go and ride the CC) and later in the film she bumps into him and his parents and the guy’s mom tells her, out loud so the son can hear, that she prefers her to the guys new girlfriend (maybe fiancé ?). This would pretty much never happen in real life if the guy had a good relationship with his parents. Hence “power fantasy”

Which is likely the world this woman is living in

PS2Errol · 2022-04-15T10:50:23+00:00

Hideous. Unless she has millions in the bank why would anyone even bother?

reignoferror00 · 2022-04-15T12:50:13+00:00

The potential mother-in-laws won't have to live with you, pay for your travel and upkeep, or really care if you're taking off who knows where all the time to do who knows what.

Sure you can keep them entertained for a short period of time but they wouldn't be the ones signing up for the responsibilities for a white elephant such as yourself.

You may have appeal to some in small doses but the side effects of long term use are debilitating.

thewhiskey_zulu · 2022-04-15T13:30:09+00:00

Dear you're built like a tub of cottage cheese and have a face like a bulldog licking a piss covered thistle. Why the hell would I waist my time effort and money on you ?

V_M · 2022-04-15T13:55:20+00:00

Is her gym an igloo?

She's "well insulated" aka fat AND slapped on long pants AND long shirt AND she's not sweaty, so clearly this is either fake/staged or her gym is in an igloo.

I used to lift in a garage and after a warm up I'm not even cold until 50F or so. Also I've done a lot of yard work and gardening in my day and unless there's a high wind even low impact exercise like that keeps you warm down to at least 60F.

Guys who do NOT go to the gym would never notice stuff like that, but guys who do go the gym would notice she's dressed for a Halloween bonfire when its 40F, she's not dressed like the Zumba chicks or the cardio bunnies or the lifter girls at all, she stands out like a sore thumb. Her pic is posed thus fake as fake can be.

Gxl4 · 2022-04-15T10:34:42+00:00

I woud like to fall in love, and you?

GrumpyCat.meme

NBA_MSG · 2022-04-15T12:45:03+00:00

Mighty bold of her to announce that men don't like her in a dating profile. I'm sure that will get guys to swipe on you

Blackbarnabyjones · 2022-04-15T13:40:04+00:00

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chankletavoladora · 2022-04-15T14:11:24+00:00

Actually a better translation is “Im not a woman of the house” meaning she ain’t down for cooking, cleaning or keeping the house in order.

qtyapa · 2022-04-15T14:09:15+00:00

she is a fattie lol

Tiki-Tiger · 2022-04-15T14:27:50+00:00

Wearing a mask for a dating profile. Virtue signal received, but that's a big wild card, all the possible scenarios behind that mask.

lordfappington69 · 2022-04-15T16:57:45+00:00

I love these chicks that go to the gym 3 times a week while being obese and then claim “healthy at any size” having slightly more muscle on-top of your obesity hardly changes a thing hog-queen

Qwesterly · 2022-04-15T18:50:51+00:00

Covid aside, thank God for the mask. I really don't have the stomach to handle the meaty jowls that might flop out.

Qwesterly · 2022-04-15T18:54:30+00:00

That thigh gap is some next-level photoshopping.

One-Move · 2022-04-15T16:19:22+00:00

These belly stretch marks at 33 😱

Objective-Ad6322 · 2022-04-15T20:46:31+00:00

Looks like she's training to be a back running out of the power I formation. Linebackers in the modern NFL keep getting bigger and faster so she needs to keep bulking up to match, but at the same time try to maintain the same speed she had when she was slimmer.

12yoaesthetickid · 2022-04-15T21:46:56+00:00

Quizás podrías subir una mejor foto principal, sin nada que interrumpa la foto como esa chica en el fondo, también quitarte la mascarilla ayudaría

MastermindX · 2022-04-25T12:13:04+00:00

Mothers-in-law adore her because she never says no to second servings (or third, or fourth...)

Title	[33-F] I'm lovely. All the mothers-in-law adore me, but their sons don't. what I am doing wrong?
Author	meerita
Upvotes	205
Comments	81
Date	April 15, 2022 8:26 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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