Get the clippers ready

forty83 · 2022-06-28T01:41:13+00:00

Pretty presumptuous to assume someone would want sexual relations....

skepticallytruthful · 2022-06-27T22:43:32+00:00

No offence, if im tying, she's tying.

Edit; To all the guys comparing procedures; i'm just saying - my body, my choice.

Boring_Astronaut865 · 2022-06-27T23:20:25+00:00

Nobody would get snipped for that camel toe!!!!!

dw87190 · 2022-06-27T23:34:34+00:00

Feminists: "Don't tell us what to do with our bodies" Feminists: Tries to tell men what to do with their bodies...

M_Salvatar · 2022-06-27T23:48:47+00:00

She sounds so SURE of her bullshit.

RansomStoddardReddit · 2022-06-27T23:29:20+00:00

Get the clippers ready for what? To gouge my eyes out with? I don’t want to see that naked.

SpongeBrainz · 2022-06-28T00:21:48+00:00

Well, that's an easy swipe to the left without even reading it. 😂

soundwave_fan · 2022-06-28T02:14:09+00:00

She F A T

Ezekias1337 · 2022-06-28T00:52:43+00:00

Who the fuck wants to have sex with her? You gotta be down bad for that

aBlackKing · 2022-06-28T00:28:51+00:00

Who in their right mind would get with that?

AyWhatITIS · 2022-06-28T01:21:21+00:00

Age: 31 Sex: Female Diagnosis: female solipsism, obesity

Causation: horny beta simps sliding into her DM's on Instagram artificially supplementing her low sexual market value

Unremarkable healthy controls: Hoe phase terminated, epiphany phase enacted

Prognosis: Spinster with diabetes, 4 cats, and an addiction to boxed wine with a tattoo that reads: "where have all the good men gone"

technchic · 2022-06-28T06:07:27+00:00

I’m a woman, but I will never understand this. Her profile screams “I like going raw, don’t want children and have STDs”. :/

chucoe · 2022-06-28T00:49:53+00:00

diet required for you lady

maxlvb · 2022-06-27T23:08:43+00:00

There's an easier solution...

Her offer...

My response: Thanks but no thanks...

Her: Why not?

My reply: You're just not in my league, not up to my required standards...

Her response: %$%%^{^&&&%%$$}

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

🤣🤣🤣

Feminist selective agency. Women are free to do as they wish right up to the point where they suffer negative consequences for their actions, then it's everyone else's fault.

AWonkeyTortila · 2022-06-28T00:27:21+00:00

Why should I get a vasectomy? You're the one who's taking loads from every guy under the sun.

edit: duplicated for some reason

FactsArentHate · 2022-06-28T00:54:50+00:00

Pfff...like anyone would want to fuck that ugly hef....wait...nevermind. I take that back. There's always some desperate simp, sadly.

WHAT are we going to DO about all these fuckin' SIMPS!?!?

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-06-28T05:22:53+00:00

That one's probably gonna be lonely.

I mean... the 'f-u' attitude coming off of that image alone is enough to make a guy cross the street a block away.

Jreedy3 · 2022-06-28T05:41:05+00:00

Nobody would get snipped for her

MegaMindxXx · 2022-06-28T01:04:40+00:00

How will she know if a guy has had a vasectomy? Not that I would touch that unhinged cow.

AndyBrown65 · 2022-06-28T05:34:52+00:00

Sadly, proof that men will shag anything

TriassicWade1 · 2022-06-28T07:54:11+00:00

If any needs a surgery it must be her,liposuction would be appropriate.

AzyKool · 2022-06-28T10:12:48+00:00

Her friends or someone she trusts really needs to tell her you can only make dumb demands if you are attractive...

Bigbog54 · 2022-06-28T12:26:40+00:00

I’d need 40 beers before I could get drunk enough to go there, luckily there’s no way I could finish, disaster averted, what a pig

CountBraaiTongs · 2022-06-28T14:36:34+00:00

"If her tummy is tucked into her pants, that's a pass for me, bro." - Master Oogway

LilBootyBead · 2022-06-28T02:13:10+00:00

The audacity of this parade float to think that even the loneliest of alcoholics would fuck it

Kerosycn · 2022-06-28T01:38:20+00:00

Or she could easily take medication or they should use a condom.

hottodoggu2 · 2022-06-28T01:52:58+00:00

Lmao could anyone even make her pregnant with that gunt she's got?

kinhk · 2022-06-28T02:06:21+00:00

You gotta be down TREMENDOUS

kiaeej · 2022-06-28T02:11:30+00:00

Lol. You’d probably wind up sticking it into some flab…

Splunkzop · 2022-06-28T02:26:04+00:00

You would have to drink a lot of beer to make her attractive. So much, in fact, that you would likely die from alcohol poisoning.

cagey_sloth · 2022-06-28T03:30:05+00:00

Looks like she’s already pregnant boys.

shiftyfired1056 · 2022-06-28T03:33:41+00:00

Incredibly bold of her to assume someone would want sexual relations with her

Kolshdaddy · 2022-06-28T05:17:15+00:00

Not sure I'd have room for proof of a vasectomy, what with all the spelunking equipment I'd have to be carrying so I could find her vagina.

darwinevo · 2022-06-28T05:23:32+00:00

She's 31...

Fallout-Dude-66 · 2022-06-28T09:01:14+00:00

🤢

ChrisInDetroit2020 · 2022-06-28T12:30:00+00:00

Let's interview the last 100 men she's had sex with and ask them;

Do you remember who this woman is?
Do you know what a vasectomy is?
Would you have sex with this woman again if it required a vasectomy?
Do you think it's sad that all she has to offer a woman, as a human, is contraception free sex?

gunperv51 · 2022-06-28T14:38:50+00:00

Swiping left

WhyWouldTrumpDoThis · 2022-06-28T14:46:33+00:00

That's gonna be a left swipe for me dawg

Wildhouse83 · 2022-06-28T15:58:12+00:00

How will she baby trap a guy now?

papabherd · 2022-06-28T02:04:35+00:00

What a prize.

TheeBattleMedic · 2022-06-28T02:22:29+00:00

Guys gotta stop being desperate enough to sleep with whales. Like I get it some guys are super desperate others are utter cucks/ male feminist that would be desperate enough to sleep with anyone. Gotta have a limit of 200 lbs, no dming girls either it boost their ego which is why so many have god like complexes( a girl had said it herself that the dms gives a god complex)

gwm9797 · 2022-06-28T02:35:22+00:00

Mmm hard pass

Ptoney1 · 2022-06-28T02:43:00+00:00

Got the FUPA with da boots on 👢

throwawaygoodvibess · 2022-06-28T03:23:34+00:00

Lmfaooo, the fact there’s simps out there that actual embolden her enough to write this out is preposterously and tragically sad

discardednoob · 2022-06-28T03:26:34+00:00

A vasectomy and a forklift certification? Sorry, pick one.

Millz_n_Thrillz · 2022-06-28T03:36:54+00:00

No ones getting a vasectomy for this mutant

TimtheToolManAsshole · 2022-06-28T03:51:04+00:00

I think her selfie alone is boner reducing so she’s gonna be a okay

Alohoe · 2022-06-28T03:56:56+00:00

Ill see your Vasectomy required and raise you one BMI Below 20.

Nova-Sila · 2022-06-28T03:08:37+00:00

It’s hilarious to me how all the women who are pro abortion are women who you don’t even want to fuck in the first place

Competitive-Ad-1276 · 2022-06-28T03:47:47+00:00

I think I’ll pass.

pnoecker · 2022-06-28T03:11:37+00:00

Why? I'm only blowing loads on her face.

thelordwynter · 2022-06-28T04:06:33+00:00

If you're looking for someone to date seriously, the worst possible place to go is online these days. Hookup culture is so pervasive that your chances of finding someone dedicated are better with a straight-up sugar baby than a dating app.

2022-06-28T05:00:23+00:00

Incoming fake papers

LadyNCO · 2022-06-28T01:01:28+00:00

Y'all quit it. She can't help it that she's special.

BlueCosmog · 2022-06-28T03:20:26+00:00

why are half the comments here just insulting her for her weight

crippledhermit · 2022-06-28T02:56:38+00:00

Ouch.

doder971 · 2022-06-28T07:38:27+00:00

I mean, isn’t her point a pun about the new restriction on abortions in us?

robyn_16 · 2022-06-28T01:30:29+00:00

How is this bad

Striker120v · 2022-06-28T01:38:40+00:00

You know what, I respect that.

KD_Gamer2007 · 2022-06-28T08:46:44+00:00

There are 24 months now? When did we update the calendar? And what happened to provoke this "test"?

hampuskarlsson03 · 2022-06-28T10:44:57+00:00

Does no one know that condoms exist?

groarmon · 2022-06-28T11:05:18+00:00

Oh noooo... I haven't any proof...

sgteaglefort7 · 2022-06-28T14:41:31+00:00

Kayli, passed on since 2009. 🔥

Title	Get the clippers ready
Author	Wingflier
Upvotes	393
Comments	253
Date	June 27, 2022 10:42 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AntiFeminists
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/antifeminists/comments/vm7leh/get_the_clippers_ready/
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