I wonder why this cruimh can't find a boyfriend....

Intelligent-Bet-8507 · 2022-07-21T04:20:00+00:00

I’m 5’10” 180 and played 4 years of college football. Full ride scholarship. Fun fact, 75% of our entire team was under 6’3” and this was a D1 college. Hopefully she’s not a statistics teacher…..

gentle_lemon · 2022-07-21T04:23:59+00:00

Damn, with a list like that she needs to look like Anna Kendrick, fuck like a rabid mongoose, and cook like Gordon Ramsey. WTH?

Daniel-01239 · 2022-07-21T06:11:36+00:00

FDS had a big thing about bed frames a while ago. There’s a good chance she’s one of those

waveformcollapse · 2022-07-21T04:22:01+00:00

i'd rather put glass shards in my eyes than date that.

Balefirez · 2022-07-21T05:29:05+00:00

Makes you wonder who she thinks she is to consider 6’2” “short”. I’m 6’4” and I don’t consider 6’2” short. Oddly super specific profiles send up all sorts of red flags.

Mister_McDerp · 2022-07-21T08:22:52+00:00

Once again, reads like a parody. But I've learned my lessons. This is real and I want to die.

ruck_my_life · 2022-07-21T10:35:08+00:00

Good thing I moved out of my apartment and own a house. Bullet dodged.

Also, almost all the college athletes I know are like 5'9-6'0. D1 soccer players, swimmers, hockey, you name it. At 6'4 you're talking less than 1% of all men, and you want a dude in that subset who was an athlete too? Bruh...

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Ramayri · 2022-07-21T08:39:28+00:00

So a 28 year old teacher more or less wants a 666 guy?

For one night , perhaps , for a second one is quite of a stretch if she is not a some god tier 28yeard old.

Nailing that guy into a relationship and him being loyal?

Easy partner , you're drooling all over the bed sheets.

I've seen maybe hundreds of profiles nearly IDENTICAL to this one. All demands and 0 to offer. Just for a second let us try and step into this "lady's shoes". By all means she is AN AVERAGE 28 year old woman with nothing to show for and yet this AVERAGE female demands a suitor in the 10% or even 5% of all men. Who lied to you ? You get what you deserve , not what you want. So to an average gal , goes an average bloke, but not this one you see! She has managed to put into a frame her perfect man but is she his perfect mate?

Hypothetically she finds that man and god knows he is ready to invest in her, do you believe an average 28 year old teacher can hold an absolute stud (let's be honest , that is what she wants) ? I've been in the USA , women there think men are more or less all studs or all incels. Studs get attention from everywhere and everyone. USA women act like indian IT guys when they see a hot woman. So this average 28 year old will out fuck every little hoe that passes him buy ?? If she listed some of her positives like being a good suitor or lets say is great with kids or is a good homemaker , yeah sure , you can overlook the sex part more or less , but all she OFFERS is a used up pussy as THE ULTIMATE bargaining chip. News flash hun , you and every other hoe on the planet have a pussy and no, yours is not the ultimate one.

I give personally 1 maybe 2 years before the dreaded 30 hits and she starts looking for "a good man".

One-Move · 2022-07-21T09:32:19+00:00

I like, that her profile section is titled “about me”

Vivaelpueblo · 2022-07-21T06:46:12+00:00

It's "intramural" and 6ft 2 inches isn't short.

IoSonCalaf · 2022-07-21T06:58:03+00:00

You know, maybe it’s a good thing she has such impossible requirements. It saves whatever men she might otherwise date the horror she would bring to their lives.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2022-07-21T12:42:32+00:00

why didn't you post what she looks like?

DrDog09 · 2022-07-21T20:20:20+00:00

Running her demands thru the cat calculator she is a 5 bag bundle:

6'3" is less than 1% of the male population regardless of status.
Oh and he has to be beef cake based on the weight requirement.
She probably rides the bus, hence the demand for access to a car.
Thanks to the descriptive bedroom setting we can assume she lives in a dump or is couch surfing with friends.

I played intramural rugby in college and we sidelined more people with injuries every game than those padded up footballers over in the stadium.

Vibes say she is a jock chaser.

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-07-21T04:00:56+00:00

Gaelige―Béarla Translations:

cruimh = “maggot”

Dumloko · 2022-07-21T11:51:58+00:00

Section's title is "About me".

Doesn't say anything about her and proceeds to make a laundry list of requirements for a man.

Classic OLD inspin. Of course, for the initiated, this speaks volumes about her...

ducaati · 2022-07-22T03:15:38+00:00

I’m not glad I’m old, but I AM glad I didn’t have to deal with such absurdities when I was on the prowl. My present relationship is my last one, for sure. It’s absolutely not worth it.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-07-21T07:01:43+00:00

#OddlySpecificBitch

Profitglutton · 2022-07-21T22:51:52+00:00

Since when did 6’1-6’2 become short? Seems like things are moving so fast in reverse my head can’t make sense of it anymore.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-07-22T04:10:50+00:00

Twatty teachers like this is why you should homeschool your children.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2022-07-21T12:40:00+00:00

This is the profile for a young Sofia Vergara, or Sophia Loren only - an ∞ on the 0-10 scale.

BitchFace4You · 2022-07-21T14:28:38+00:00

Is this for real? Are people really putting this kind of crap on their profiles and are serious about it?

SuspiciousMeat6696 · 2022-07-21T20:46:39+00:00

She'll have to take him out because all his money goes to car payments.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-07-21T22:05:55+00:00

She has a better chance at dividing by zero and getting something from that!

orbstnedifnocdesab · 2022-07-21T20:02:17+00:00

majority of women only date up

cetltic · 2022-07-21T10:09:23+00:00

Unfortunately I am doing Nopillow

Malicious-charity · 2022-07-21T16:55:42+00:00

Either she’s a model, or she’s gonna be single forever with those standards ffs

alexaxl · 2022-07-22T05:07:07+00:00

The bed frame & apartment requirements seem to be new on her list.

She Might have let those slide for long for the former stuff.

She can wait for it..

Master_Blacke · 2022-07-25T16:38:53+00:00

Anyone else getting the “im looking for a sugar daddy” type thing here? Like the specifics on a vehicle and state of residence leads one think shes looking for a move in off the rip

New_Wrangler3335 · 2022-07-21T19:26:05+00:00

Ok. Most of it is classic high maintenance girl requests. But then I got to the matching sheets bit…. Wtf?

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-07-23T16:17:34+00:00

If he has all that, he doesn't need 5-year-stale bread.
Loaf around on someone else's dime.

Expensive_Research_2 · 2022-08-02T12:51:49+00:00

So a man who's 6'2 according to this single forever gal is short.

Chemical_Debt_6127 · 2022-08-02T13:53:24+00:00

We need to also see the pictures of these women and their demands. Is a guy who meets those standards going to want them probably not

Vespasians · 2022-08-07T22:09:26+00:00

I guess I'm out of luck with the 4 year old 911... Tragic.

HuckleberryThis2012 · 2022-07-21T12:31:59+00:00

Cruimh?

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