This is the best weekend of the year to be a single guy. Enjoy it.

BoyMeetsHarem · 2014-02-14T15:16:23+00:00

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SlickJamesBitch · 2014-02-14T18:57:39+00:00

This girl asked this bartender at my work what he was doing for his girlfriend, he said he's getting her knee-pads. I think he's here!

B_Campbell · 2014-02-14T15:42:37+00:00

Works better than hooking up in front of an abortion clinic!

joshsoowong · 2014-02-14T16:01:48+00:00

The Gods have blessed us. It's Friday. AND it's Valentine's Day. Enjoy de booty

lord_of_vader · 2014-02-14T16:36:08+00:00

Can I explain the game plan I use with my bros? It seems stupid, cliche, and Hollywood but it fucking works, so we keep doing it.

My boys and I have a good system that's worked plenty of times. I'm the opener. I'm a short, hobbit-looking guy (not fat) with a big smile and a bag of jokes and lines. I love bouncing around like a hummingbird, opening everyone. Alcohol is my augmenter, making me a one-man SWAT team of conversation and jokes.

My other friend "Brick" is the enforcer. He assists me with opening and also keeps cockblockers at bay with his size. He was a hockey player in high school and college, and lifts religiously. At 6'1" and about 200 lbs, he's a force to be reckoned with. What throws people off is he's half-Japanese, so he gets a lot of attention. He's very good at continuing conversation, throwing in offbeat hypothetical situations and digging into personal questions with girls. His mystery and moodiness is undeniably attractive to women.

My other friend "Boom" is gorgeous. He has long, swept blonde hair and striking blue eyes. Tall, slender, and impeccably well-dressed and groomed. He sucks at talking to girls though because he's very shy, so he just walks up after we open to be eye-candy. The benefit to having him in our group is two-fold in that he can seal a deal simply by showing up, but also that to women, our friendship with Boom raises our value as a group. The girls eat him up while Brick and I take care of the rest (logistics, etc.). Works every time. Last weekend we got 4 girls back to our place with no effort.

2014-02-14T22:37:47+00:00

First time to be going out to a club willingly and alone. Gotta start somewhere.

no_game_player · 2014-02-14T20:25:34+00:00

"Don't waste the opportunity."

Don't worry, I'm not wasting my days by giving a fuck what women think. I've got far more interesting and demanding things going on.

[Yes, I know, lost Omega; just sayin. But yeah, I think the OP is spot-on that it should be shootin' fish in the barrel for those of you who are into that. Whatever you do, enjoy doing it y'all. ;=D ]

Totsean · 2014-02-14T19:42:10+00:00

I will pass, it's Pakistan. No clubs, no booze and yeah no sex. FML

DingoManDingo · 2014-02-14T15:55:56+00:00

Holiday? This is some contrived shit invented by Hallmark. If it was a holiday people would be getting a day off.

telechronn · 2014-02-14T17:43:40+00:00

This is best day to be single and one of the worst to be married/LTRed.

refrigeratorbob · 2014-02-14T18:37:39+00:00

Shit, I gotta work all weekend.

edit: PSYCH! I got out of it fools! Watch out lonely tipsy ladies, here i come

2014-02-14T20:13:57+00:00

I dunno, going out just because its Friday and V-Day and girls are desperate isn't really that redpill to me. I feel like it should be a thing where its like, "fuck it, I feel like going out to amuse myself", not "the ladies are finally more open to my advances today, so lets go!"

The only thing I give a shit about doing today is taking a nice long shit, brewing up some warm sake and watching WWII films. Women can fuck off until Monday when I feel like paying attention to them.

dflooo · 2014-02-14T19:11:28+00:00

I woke up this morning and had this exact thought. Tweeted something to the effect of "Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate the fact that you're single. Go you!" It got a bunch of retweets and favorites, so apparently this train of thought isn't limited to TRP

JGH8763 · 2014-02-14T23:38:35+00:00

What if you have no friends, or money, or bar/club attire, or furniture? FML. So fucking depressed right now.

SillyAmerican · 2014-02-14T18:21:14+00:00

May us Men stride out into the depths armed with cunning and vigor. To this day has left in its wake nothing but deepened desire. Go yonder and claim your booty!

j4q · 2014-02-14T15:47:14+00:00

Me n my friends are throwing a banger tn for this exact reason. But fuck this snow yo

slcjosh · 2014-02-14T20:08:07+00:00

a fucking men. im rounding up the boys and we are starting early. gonna hit tons of bars and clubs. gonna be a fucking riot!

loveofnotes · 2014-02-14T21:07:56+00:00

I have a date tonight. If I don't get it wet (ahem, at this piont, it's looking like I will), I'm gonna hit up a bar! HELL, even if I do get it wet, I'm probably going to a bar!

InferiousX · 2014-02-14T21:26:12+00:00

Myself and my best wingman have been preparing for over a week. I'm ready for work to be done so we can tear it up this evening.

2014-02-14T22:51:53+00:00

Done and done :)

zephyrprime · 2014-02-14T22:59:41+00:00

I generally find that single girls avoid going out on valentines day. Yeah it's on a friday this year but I still think they will avoid going out.

thecajunone · 2014-02-14T23:36:46+00:00

I woke up today and this was my first thought. I knew before logging in TRP would be discussing this lol. To the bar!

2014-02-15T01:06:40+00:00

dammit man! I'm stuck at work til Sunday!

any ladies looking for love in my cubicle?? eh? eh?

Ricky_Spanissh · 2014-02-15T02:06:50+00:00

Sounds like mega amateur hour sausage feat is cooking. Boom!

Malachhamavet · 2014-02-14T18:40:45+00:00

It sucks to work weekends and not drink.

j4q · 2014-02-14T19:15:07+00:00

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aaron_the_just · 2014-02-14T21:17:39+00:00

Unfortunately, I'm tied up all day banging ex-gfs and an ex-wife in between them getting ready to go out on fancy dates with their boyfriends.

Bad planning on my part...

Realworld · 2014-02-14T19:41:08+00:00

I'm already have someone. I once made the mistake of going to our upscale grocery store on Valentine's Day. Compounded mistake by asking attractive younger shopper if she could recommend a decent Pinot Grigio. I blithely wandered off, to later realize she was stalking me, 'accidentally' re-encountering me in odd parts of the store.

At home, described odd occurrence to my SO. She reminded me it was Valentine's Day and our enclave doesn't have many pick-up spots for rich, lonely divorcées. Self forehead smack. I'm a bit dense, socially.

Title	This is the best weekend of the year to be a single guy. Enjoy it.
Author	j4q
Upvotes	207
Comments	113
Date	February 14, 2014 3:13 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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