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24-year-old woman jailed after faking terminal cancer to fund her partying lifestyle

trevorsandler2016

April 12, 2018
2021 upvotes
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Title 24-year-old woman jailed after faking terminal cancer to fund her partying lifestyle
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trevorsandler2016

Upvotes 2021
Comments 163
Date April 12, 2018 7:42 AM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/8bofoc/24yearold_woman_jailed_after_faking_terminal/
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Comments

[–]-Antiheld- 529 points530 points531 points 8 years ago (94 children) | Copy Link

Only three months jail? I'd say she got her pussy pass...

[–]frank_the_tank__ 118 points119 points120 points 8 years ago (87 children) | Copy Link

I bet there will be quite a bit of social repercussions though. People seem to look at jail sentences and figure that is the end of their punishment.

[–]babyfartmageezax 100 points101 points102 points 8 years ago* (74 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, I just got out of jail after being sentenced to only 5 days, and let me tell you, my punishment did NOT end there

EDIT: for anyone wondering how my punishment is continuing, simply read the replies to this comment, acting like I'm a fucking child molester or something. I started doing heroin in hopes that I die of an overdose because I'm too much of a Bitch to kill my self, I don't need Reddit telling me what I've accepted as a fact, that I deserve death.

Not that any of you give a fuck, because it seems you all just want to relentlessly talk shit about someone that you've never met in real life, but I've been clean 8 days as of today, not my longest period of sobriety but certainly the longest I've put together cold turkey without the assistance of rehab or detox clinics.

But after this super inspiring, intelligent and friendly discussion with you all, all I want to do is drink and do drugs until I don't wake back up. (In my own home, where I can't hurt anyone but myself, since I guess I need to point that out.)

[–]Excelcior47 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (50 children) | Copy Link

What were the effects actually? After you got out?

[–]babyfartmageezax 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link

I knew that I'd have a year of probation when I came home, but the morning after I got home, thinking I was beginning to put everything behind me, a marshal appeared in my driveway to serve me with papers saying I'm being sued civilly related to my charges.

Not to mention the stigma of going to jail likely canceling out the fact that I completed college for potential employers

[–]send420nudes 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (33 children) | Copy Link

damn, why did you go to jail if you dont mind asking?

[–]babyfartmageezax 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (32 children) | Copy Link

Got a 2nd DUI after doing the tiniest amount of heroin to stave off withdrawal that I did everyday and never had a problem driving, but it was pretty much all fentynal rather than heroin and i fell asleep at the wheel

[–]rumhouse 32 points33 points34 points 8 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link

You deserved more than 5 days. Get fucking help before you kill someone.

[–]babyfartmageezax 41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago* (23 children) | Copy Link

Yeah no shit I didn't say that's all I deserve

EDIT: matter of fact, fuck this. I answer all the questions I'm asked honestly, and get told that I belong in jail longer( which I never said that I didn't), get called a liar repeatedly, told I should have been raped in jail, private messaged that I deserve to die of an overdose (also never said that I don't,) and that I deserve to get raped in jail.

I'm glad you all finally met someone online who's been to jail so that you can get all your rape jokes out of the way and tell someone that they deserve more jail time and to die of an overdose, cause you've probably never met anyone else who's an addict in your lives.

"Get clean and stop doing drugs you piece of shit," Cry the keyboard warriors as they gang up on and attack the shit out of the same person they expect to stay clean.

Clearly I want to die more than anything in the world, I wouldn't have started doing heroin otherwise, so you dumbasses messaging me that its what I deserve aren't telling me anything new.

I know I deserve death. I know I could've killed someone, and it haunts me to my core, I haven't slept in the last 2 days because of how shitty I feel about it, an occurrence that happens more often than not.

I hope you all end up in my position, or even better, have someone that you love go through it, so you can tell them how bad they deserve to get raped in jail and die of an OD.

[–]PnutButaAnDcraK 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

People are shitty man. I know it doesn't count for much but I'm rooting for you man and I'm proud of the fact that as a human being you're proactively trying to better. Here's to hoping you stay on the right path, pal 🍻

[–]recipe_pirate 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Hey, i just want you to know that I'm here to talk to if you ever need someone to talk to. I know what you're going through is super rough and I'll be here as a friendly ear that'll listen without judgement.

[–]jonnyire 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, keep doing the right thing for you. Life is difficult and sometimes you fall. Keep going strong.

[–][deleted] 8 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link

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[+]rumhouse -17 points-16 points-15 points 8 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link

I was a depressed, self-loathing dope fiend once too, but I never got into a car high as a kite willing to risk the injury or DEATH of others. And I got help. That was over ten years ago. I'm sorry you're feeling terrible about it, but next time you think of stepping into your car, think about the families you could affect as well by doing so. Stop feeling bad for yourself and get help, seriously. Sorry for being nasty, it just makes me unbelievably angry when people put others at risk because of their own issues, and I'm sure you can understand that. I don't want to attack you, but there are options out there. PM me if you need to. Good luck.

[–]dmax6point6 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jail isn't the solution for drug addiction. What he needs his mandatory rehab.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton[🍰] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why?

[–]send420nudes 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

well fuck. Be carefull man , I heard a lot of people is OD'ing because of that fentany shit

[–]berthejew 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I hope you're clean and your head is out of your ass now.

[+][deleted] -9 points-8 points-7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Honestly now that I know the circumstances I think they should have kept you in jail longer. Get clean buddy.

[–]dmax6point6 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jail has been proven to do more harm than good when it comes to drug addicts. Addicts need rehabilitation, not criminalization.

[–][deleted] 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

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[–]babyfartmageezax 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Nah, my boy who's a pretty high ranking Latin king I used to work with who had done 19 years for murder happened to be 3 bunks down from me, because he violated parole after getting fired from the garage we worked at, so nobody gave me shit.

Jails way more boring than it is rapey/ dangerous

[–][deleted] 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

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[–]webbaboo 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What, you never met the Queen? What a loser!

[–]babyfartmageezax 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link

?? I didn't realize that being acquainted with a slightly older guy who is probably in the Latin kings, through work, was "knowing an important person." I mean, it's not like I'm saying I know fucking El Chapo or some shit, and for all I know he could be lying about his position within their organization...but he was definitely being treated by them as if he were pretty well connected, so I wasn't aboußt to question how he knew them all.

Strange how everyone on the internet are detectives who tell people that they're lying about happening to get locked up in the same cell block as a coworker of mine.

EDIT: If that was a joke like someone else pointed out that it might have been, I'm terribly sorry for jumping down your throat, I was in the midst of receiving all sorts of verbal abuse via private message and couldn't really tell joke from dead serious for a second there.

[–]WestMoneyBlitz 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I'm not 100% sure but I think it was a joke. King = important person. He's joking that people in reddit knows all these famous people personally. He is not referring to the latin king as a gang member but a male monarch.

[–]babyfartmageezax 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Ah I get it. My apologies if that was the case, this shits got me super defensive because people are messaging me to inform me of how badly I deserve to die via overdose (true) and that I deserve longer in jail (also true) where I deserve to be raped...

[–]l4dlouis 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You can’t know someone on the internet if you don’t know them in real life, dummy /s

[–]IrrevocablyChanged -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A proponent of jail rape and r/nothingeverhappens

You seem like a real peach.

[–]maltygos 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

vih and phd in oral

[–]AyoSquirrel 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hang in there, a lot of negativity on the internet. I’m a recovering alcoholic with major depression so I understand a little bit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not that any of you give a fuck

I do give a fuck. Hope you find strength!!

[–]hoddap 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good luck buddy, wishing you the best!

[–]restlessmonkey 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don’t let the idiots have control over you. Be kind to yourself.

[–]forever__newbie 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

People are like that. Do not hurt yourself just because people who are talking to you are shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Not here to judge, just want to make sure you know about Kratom to help with dt's. Good luck.

[–]babyfartmageezax 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah I got some lying around, feel like it doesn't work sometimes though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Just take more then ;)

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

You are doing fine, and I will support you and listen to you all you need, PM me. Now get the fuck out of this unrelated thread, the third thing you will learn in recovery is not everything is about you.

[–]babyfartmageezax 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You're over 24 hours late to the thread, I haven't commented again until now, never said shit was about me, looks like you're the one that needs to get the fuck out. You and everyone else who offered support via me PMing them, then go on to call me a piece of shit and/ or generally talk shit are all contradicting yourselves and sound fucked. I didn't go out of my way to make shit about myself, I was just replying to the dozens of people harassing the fuck out of me for answering their questions honestly.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Woah dude, I don't trivialize what you are going through. Just wrong thread. I made sure to let you know I wasn't. And now it realy is about you, isn't it? 24 hours late has me laughing though. You woukd not have been an asshole if I was just as reasonable but early?

[–]ShootzillaBruh -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Quit being a whiny bitch.

[–]livingcode 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Wtf is wrong with you?

[–]ShootzillaBruh -5 points-4 points-3 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Read the rest of his posts on this thread, he is a lying whiny bitch. Maybe if someone tells him he will fix it instead of pretending to commit suicide via a drug that actually kills very many people each day and ruins lives.

[–]livingcode 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Yeah it’s almost like he has depression or something, fuck him, right? What do you even get by being cruel to strangers on the internet? Does it make you feel better about yourself?

[–]ShootzillaBruh -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Lmfao quit getting upset over shit that doesn’t concern you reddit warrior. He wants to make himself a target he’s going to catch some shit.

[–]livingcode 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

seriously, almost every single post in your post history is harassing someone for no good reason. I am genuinely curious what you get out of being so pointlessly rude to complete strangers. It must be genuinely exhausting to be this angry and confrontational all the time

[–]ShootzillaBruh -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Just putting down what comes to mind bud. Must be a boring life to look through reddit history.

Spend each day nicely instructing employees on how to do seemingly simple tasks efficiently and then see all the nice you have in you at the end of the day.

Go light up another and sing your peace somewhere else.

[–]armoured_bobandi 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmfao quit getting upset over shit that doesn’t concern you reddit warrior.

You mean like the comment you replied to?
Take your own advice genius

[–]babyfartmageezax -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Quit being alive

[–]ShootzillaBruh -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Being a pussy talking about suicide and then telling someone to quit living. That’s so retarded you must be back on the shit. Get to rehab loser.

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Did you see the picture? Look! Look at it! Why do you think she had to spend so much partying?

Just kidding. I know she will probably find a "nice guy" and settle down in a nice house with a nice gravity well.

[–]notacrackheadofficer 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She can roofie anyone she wants and milk their sperm. Boom child support.

[+]frank_the_tank__ -6 points-5 points-4 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Projecting?

[–]DetectiveDing-Daaahh 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, she's proven to be a shitty human being who has no qualms about taking advantage of people's kindness/generosity. It's not much of a leap to assume she'll do that to some poor sucker who is just glad he gets to "settle down", as incel-ly as the person you're replying to sounds.

[–][deleted] 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

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[+]frank_the_tank__ -6 points-5 points-4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I see /r/justbeckbeardthings is leaking

[–]iHeartCandicePatton[🍰] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Just stop

[–]frank_the_tank__ 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It is funny that you say this now that the comment I was replying to was deleted. It's like context? What the fuck is that? I will just imply my own bullshit to what this comment was about.

[–]wrongthink_bad 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah but considering people can and frequently do suffer social abuse and ostracization without having actually ever done anything wrong, I wouldn't really consider that in the category of punishment, in terms of measuring whether she got her fair punishment or not. And as long as she stays pretty and socially graceful, it probably won't follow her all that much.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

For even 6/10 women? No sorry. Victim spin time.

[–]Writer_B 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Absolutely. This post doesn’t belong here.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well seeing as how this other cunt didn't serve a single day behind bars... :

The lawyer also drew a comparison with notorious wellness blogger Belle Gibson, who was fined $410,000 in 2017, but not jailed for raising money by faking cancer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She will ride the fist carousel for three months.

[–]by_myself 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, I'm seeing that a lot in this subreddit.

[–]fryskate -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Agreed

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[–]TwistedPears 151 points152 points153 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

What the burger looks like in the marketing ad VS what it actually looks like when you get your order.

I bet she had a lot of disappointed Tinder dates

[–]odel555q 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

/r/ExpectationVsReality

[–]civicbro 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Real MVP

[–]WestMoneyBlitz 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well atleast the burger taste good. Can't say the same thing with the other thing

[–]IrSpartacus 91 points92 points93 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Jesus Christ, she’s 24? I would have guessed late 30s early 40s...like the kind of people who are older but try to act and look young but it’s not really working for them

[–]Metalageddon 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Eh. Weight adds years.

[+]lrr103188 -10 points-9 points-8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Doubt it. I’m 29 and people think I’m 20.

[–]Yourcatsonfire 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So you'd probably look 15 if you were thinner.

[–]lrr103188 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Or 10

[–]Rubber_Rose_Ranch 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

┬┴┬┴┤ʕ•ᴥ├┬┴┬┴

[–]FrozenClorox 46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Oh god. Gross.

[–]Viramont 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LMAOOO

[–]fruitynoodles 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks 35 years old in both photos.

[–]Chohi92 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Are you implying the Tinder photo looks good?

[–]Galiphile 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Miles better than the real deal.

[+]Chohi92 -17 points-16 points-15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Hm, my standards must be too high..

[–]Galiphile 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's basis of comparison, dude. 3 > 1.

[–]Yourcatsonfire 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It let her tinder photo give me a rim job. Seriously though, that tongue looks like it could give a good time.

[–]renegade2point0 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks like Devine from John Water's Pink Flamingos....

[–]annihilation80 118 points119 points120 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I'm in awe at the size of this lass. Absolute unit.

[–]thrashgordon 38 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Built like a fridge

[–]notacrackheadofficer 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You spelled frigate wrong.

[–]dontFart_InSpaceSuit 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Pam Poovey

[–]Yourcatsonfire 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And like a fridge, it can hold a shit ton of food.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Fat ass butter golem.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Butter golem

Holy shit

[–]Metalageddon 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

New favorite two word insult.

Thank you Mr pain fairy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I borrowed it from fatpeoplehate years ago, Excalibur is now yours.

[–]Metalageddon 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I promise not to use it responsibly.

[–]Eustace_Savage 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

RIP FPH. Gone but not forgotten.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Never forgotten...

[–]TylerDurdenUMD 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy MySpace angles.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You could scrape her face with a credit card and have enough grease to fry a turkey in it.

[–]vaperana 42 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I'm quite new around here. Tried to hit the "bitch" button underneath the post, to up-vote the fact she is a bitch. Doesn't work that way apparently :-)

As someone who actually has terminal cancer this slob makes me sick to my stomach.

[–]rorevozi 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sorry to hear that homie

[–]Metalageddon 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hang in there buddy. I'm sorry to hear that.

[–]cycophuk 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Defence counsel Bev Lindsay, in calling for her client to be spared jail, argued it was Hanna’s parents who went to the wider community for help, not her.

She agreed to let her lawyer try to throw her parents under the bus so she could try to avoid her pathetically short jail time. Pure scum.

[–]KR_Blade 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Anyone that pulls this bullshit of faking a terminal illness should be forced to pay it back, and as added punishment, cannot choose the job they have to do to pay it back plus if they get fired, they get arrested.

I fucking hate people that lie about something as horrible as a terminal illness and think that people that pull this, man or woman should be punished harshly

[–]WardX732 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Girls just want to have fun, no matter what

[–]notacrackheadofficer 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

"#MeTumor"

[–]StickR 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Unexpected laugh. Well played.

[–]notacrackheadofficer 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks. I wasn't sure how to diagnose what kind of response I'd receive.

[–]MattIsLame 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Big girls don't cry

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What a fat disgusting fuck...

[–]Dash83 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can you imagine what she'll think if in the future she does get cancer?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Sounds like an It's Always Sunny plot.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s because it is an Always Sunny plot.

[–]jasoncm 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's as sick as a three legged dog on the streets of Calcutta...

[–]i_make_song 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Why is no one is discussing the fact that her parents own a pistachio farm?

[–]iHeartCandicePatton[🍰] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Is it relevant?

[–]i_make_song 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

When would owning a pistachio farm not be relevant?

[–]tallwheel 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Did she eat too many pistachios?

[–]i_make_song 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

How do you live an extravagant party lifestyle without pistachios?

[–]UltimatePowerVaccuum 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because the article says that the farm isn't doing well, which is why the parents requested help from the community.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I was wondering how she was 24 but looked like a rough 37.

Then they zoomed out.... Being fat really ages you.

[–]Freeze0815 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

3 months for such a malicious, self centered and entitled bitch? Thats what I would call a slap on the wrist... PussyPass granted....

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

she should have used the money on a weight loss program.

[–]tallwheel 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Weight loss is a common side-effect of most cancer treatments. Ironically, that could have helped her keep up the act... That and maybe not posting a bunch of party photos on social media.

[–]Gene93aguirre 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Plot twist....she gets cancer in jail and need a gofundme page to cover the cost once out

[–]Ihavetopoop66 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That forehead

[–]-Kryptic 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

what a CUNT.

[–]thatguywiththemousta 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What an absolute sack of shit.

Hanna Dickenson works as a real estate agent​.

Personally, my number 1 hated profession due to personal experience with them.

Real Estate agents (mostly women in their twenties) are just the creme dela creme of basic bitches.

[–]Whynotyou69 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

In my experiences, attractive chicks use their looks to get what they want, these ones use pitty. An attractive lass will resort to pitty/guilt when being called out on their shit. Tis a funny sight to see ATM.

Edit spelling. Site > sight.

[–]Zyklon_Bae 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope she gets butthole cancer.

[–]RememberSlimer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

those kind of people are the worst and need their legs broken

[–]Paechs 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ban Emily

[–]baphosam 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I always knew deep down inside this kind of bullshit would happen. Fucking asshole.

[–]BeeStingsAndHoney 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Of course she's a real estate agent...

[–]tallwheel 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bullshitting is a valuable career skill...

[–]iHeartCandicePatton[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh Jesus, that face pic is deceiving

[–]spinteractive 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

YOLO

[–]bryanrobh 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Gross pig

[–]purju 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

fucking bitch, fucking bitch. i would punch her in the face quite literately

[–]Tinkerwitch 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

would it be to much to say she should have been hung drawn and quartered

[–]Heyo__Maggots 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I'm sorry, but how stupid do these people have to be before we don't feel bad for them anymore. They took out a mortgage on their house, and sent her thousands of dollars MULTIPLE times without checking where it was going, for a woman who's parents they are neighbors with. Sympathy only lasts so long before you wonder how much they brought on themselves...

[–]tallwheel 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

If her own parents believed her, I wouldn't expect any more from the neighbors and friends. I mean, if close friends of yours told you their daughter was dying and you could see the sincerity in their eyes (cause technically they're not lying they really believe it) would you doubt it even for a second?

[–]Heyo__Maggots 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Sure, send her $1,000 or whatever you can spare, I can get behind generosity if it's in the budget. Don't send $20,000 funded by mortgaging your house for someone that's related to someone you live next to.

[–]tallwheel 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What if it's a matter of life and death? Mortgages can be paid back, but someone who only has 6 weeks to live needs the money now or they're gonna be gone for good in 6 weeks.

[–]mynameistrumpbaby 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Cant wait till she gets a lump.

[–]necktits_Not a Sex Offender 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel like there's a list dozens long of women taking disease to leech off donations. Plenty of dudes would try it too if society were that sympathetic to men

[–]MrdrBrgr 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

That works out to 160k usd/1yr jail.

Tax free, no bills... sounds like she still won to me.

I didn't read the whole thing. Did she have to pay it back or catch a fine?

[–]trevorsandler2016[S] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

She has to pay restitution its in the sentencing section of the article so all of it needs to be paid back to the victims.

[–]MrdrBrgr 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You're the TL;DR MVP.

[–]trevorsandler2016[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha ha thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sunny Did It

[–]wineheda 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Wow she’s a huge pos. Unfortunately I don’t see how this would happen (her going to jail) in the US. Afaik there isn’t a comparable charge to “obtaining property by deception”

[–]i_eight 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

"Fraud"

[–]wineheda -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

At what point is it fraud though. If I ask my friends for money for X but use it for Y is that fraud? As far as I am aware there isn’t some stipulation that says the money must be used for X

[–]SweetzDeetz 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s fraud when you fake cancer just to get money my dude

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Intent would be important. You can't really argue against such a deliberate deception and the intention behind it whereas changing your priorities after the exchange could be argued as bad planning or understanding but not intentional. My guess.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

She looks real cute in that thumbnail but when you click on the link only see spermwhale.

[–]GourmetCoffee 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

'cute' if you're into wasted, trashy bar girls

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Actually kinda. They tend to laugh at a lot of stuff, give off a lot of heat and the sex is usually good. Of course it would be better to have a classy girl around my arm but sometimes they aren't available.

[–]deflateddoritodinks 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ratchet from down under? Who knew?

[–]Psychotic_Precision -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

what a fucking fat cunt.

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