Red flags galore. Green hair. Chest Tattto. Single mom of 2 young children. Close to 30 than 25 aka danger zone. Over 200lbs. Snapchat on display. And after all of that, now she's looking for something serious...

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-03-22T16:42:25+00:00

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me_at_myhouse · 2021-03-22T16:59:10+00:00

She likes to eat, drink, and watch TV. Hurry guys, don't let this one get away!

I sure hope the green hair is from St. Patricks Day and not her normal everyday choice of color.

Rob141414 · 2021-03-22T16:53:26+00:00

Another section 8 queen...

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-22T16:48:36+00:00

She comes with mental health awareness too.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-03-22T17:13:50+00:00

I think I'll bring back my old drinking game for this one. 1 shot for every red flag and/or OLD profile cliche!

bathroom mirror selfie. Cliche! *shot*

green hair ----> red flag! *shot*

Chest tattoo (hard to see because of her hair); red flag! *shot*

Fatty! Simultaneously cliche and red flag! *shot*

Shows cleavage deshpite shaying "looking for shumthin sherioush". Shimultaneoushly cliche and red flag! *shot*

28 yearsh old. Epiphany Phase! Red flag! *shot*

Oh shweet Jesush... her intereshtststsh... All 5 of them are cliches, and "mental health awarenesh" is alsho shimul-hic! Shimultane-hic! It'sh a red flag at the shame time! Sho... 5 shotsh... *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot*

Fuck!

Ok, let me prosheed by continuing...

"Don't like chubby girlsh keep looking" - you're not a "chubby girl", you're a fat woman! Anyway, that kind of pre-rejecting bullshit is both cliche and red flag. *shot*

"Shingle mom of a 5 and 3 year old" - red flag, and 1 shot per kid. *shot* *shot*

"Looking for shumthin shersh" - and now we're shircled back to thish. Bitch, the time to sheek shumthn shrsh is BEFORE you have kidsh! Our shivilishayshun is shpinning the drain... *shot*

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Jetrous · 2021-03-22T16:54:32+00:00

I wonder if the only stop to this madness is societal collapse.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-03-22T17:00:57+00:00

I guess the “friends” comment is so she can get offended if guys she doesn’t deem attractive are interested.

ThrowAway_Dantes · 2021-03-22T17:16:00+00:00

Can we please quit it with the ‘I’m not fat I’m just thick/chubby/ big breasted’

Like Jesus no, you are OBESE ma’am. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-22T17:15:05+00:00

So basically, she's looking to be wined and dined.

And a full disclaimer by way of "looking for something serious and friends" if she decides to keep it casual to keep the guy (and his wallet) around.

Nope. Hard pass on that hard head.

Fourty8Seventy6 · 2021-03-22T18:12:00+00:00

Chest tattoos are the worst and I'm seeing them in so many women in their 20s. There was no intuition as little to no men find that attractive.

JerryNewton7 · 2021-03-22T17:15:58+00:00

Looking for something serious (beta providers) and friends (Chad and Tyrone).

Blackout bingo lady: everything on her profile are red flags.

mustangfrank · 2021-03-22T17:34:40+00:00

Green hair? WTF? What possible good could come from that? Plus, I don't weight 200 pounds, and I am a man. Double WTF?

jayi05 · 2021-03-22T17:34:49+00:00

More red flags than a communist parade

DankCommander7 · 2021-03-22T18:34:30+00:00

She wrote and friends letting you know shes planning on friend zoning most of the men she talks to anyways.

2021-03-22T23:26:21+00:00

“Wine” means that about 30 minutes after you come home from work she’s going into the bedroom and watch LMN and drink a box of wine and HER kids are YOUR responsibility for the rest of the night.

But she did leave a Hungry-Man in the freezer for you, so stop bitching

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-03-22T17:36:15+00:00

Another one with "mental health awareness" tag. 🤔

yo lurking ladies: what's up with this new trend?

Buchwild · 2021-03-22T20:56:42+00:00

Having 35% of your weight in body fat isn't chubby, it's morbidly obese.....

2021-03-22T19:57:39+00:00

Its not even a week into spring, and already we have another horror story of a profile to analyze and folks, there's a lot going on here then meets the eye!

Analysis

I'm not under 200lbs

Does that mean you're going to eat me in my sleep?!

Don't like chubby girls keep looking.

Funny you say that; I like healthy girls! Anything heavier then me and I'm trying to do some sex act that requires you to be on top of me, I fear I might suffocate!

Single mom of a 5 and 3 year old.

Let me guess. . . . .Chad dropped off his warm yogurt, bolted and ran for the hills, Tyrone made a deposit and is no where to be seen? Am I warm? Here's a conspiracy theory: she ate the children's father!

Looking for something serious and friends

Lady, I'm looking for Sasquatch, odds are we ain't finding what we're looking for. But at least you can at least look for cats, they're every where!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs; hasn't even met you, and already making obscene demands because she happens to be heavier then you and you have standards!

TheNoNonsenseMofo · 2021-03-22T18:07:35+00:00

Fat fingers, man hands, multiple chins. Tsk.

happychickenpalace · 2021-03-23T02:27:48+00:00

Worst red flag of all - freely admits she's ugly and overweight, and shames men instead of admitting her flaws and improving herself.

Expect this attitude to carry over to everything else in her life. She won't clean the house because '50-50' while you work all day and she sits at home, then shames you.

2021-03-22T20:05:36+00:00

She needs a serious relationship for them bux, but will be gobbling penis regularly on the side from her long list of fwb / baby daddies.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-03-22T21:39:11+00:00

That mug alone. Ugh. Bet she's looking for rich tall Chad / Tyrone. Fat oppression! REEEEE!

RatingsOutOfTen · 2021-03-22T23:52:02+00:00

Not too fat or ugly for me...

... too entitled...

.... too green haired...

... too clueless...

...too mentally ill...

... has kids...

Simply not worth my time, and I don't even consider myself high value.

Devilsgun · 2021-03-23T00:46:04+00:00

Clown-ass blown out woman seeks something 'serious'

Uh, okay... That train left the station a long, long time ago sweetie.

Natuasi · 2021-03-23T04:07:16+00:00

Wouldn’t know how to handle something serious if her life depended on it.

fear_based_identity · 2021-03-22T19:04:19+00:00

I like how she sees it necessary to inform us that if we dont like an easy lay dinner and a blowjob pig to keep looking. Her pic says that without any words needed.

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2021-03-23T00:12:48+00:00

"mental health awareness?"

One would think self awareness would be part of that.

2021-03-23T01:49:16+00:00

do they really think all that silly colored hair makes them attractive? All i can think of are those Troll dolls and Muppetts

2021-03-23T03:35:05+00:00

Wow, that sardonic clown face women make these days is just SO ATTRACTIVE.

Oh wait, nevermind, I just came back from OPPOSITE LAND.

What a grotesque smile. I mean, is it self-loathing? Sarcasm? Narcissism? Deep-seated emotional pain? Trauma?

Whatever it is, please make it stop.

alexaxl · 2021-03-23T04:03:28+00:00

It’s also hypocritical funny when frequent Starbucks and packaged food consumers talk about plastics and eco friendliness.

Cool more natural produce = hopefully less packaging / one time use materials.

2021-03-23T06:48:08+00:00

200lbs?! What kind of standard is that? I had couple of chubby girls and they weighed like 50 pounds less.

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-03-23T12:51:16+00:00

Girls like her is usually a quick pump and dump that I usually don’t even tell my friends about! Thank you next!

kyledontcare · 2021-03-23T13:35:48+00:00

Total hambeast.

ihavenousername47 · 2021-03-25T13:29:51+00:00

Sorry but 200lbs isn’t chubby that’s obese

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-03-22T22:33:17+00:00

She's pushin 250-300 at least.

If she wants to do missionary then you'll end up dying from being crushed

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-03-22T23:05:37+00:00

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WhiskyTangledFoxtrot · 2021-03-26T19:20:10+00:00

Why is green hair a red flag? Are all dye jobs looked on by SWM'S as red flags or just the bright and/or fantasy colours? You cool with hair that is dyed a natural colour like, say, blonde? Without guile, I am AFAF with soft pink hair.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-03-22T23:01:37+00:00

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reignoferror00 · 2021-03-22T23:35:44+00:00

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goldencooler77 · 2021-03-23T19:54:24+00:00

How about she become diet health aware

Alturius · 2021-03-24T02:07:56+00:00

Claims to be "Looking for something serious ..." as if having 2 kids is not serious?

2021-03-24T12:02:20+00:00

Funny that someone who champions mental health awareness is so mentally ill it is spilling over to the flesh. Sad!

2021-03-24T12:24:07+00:00

At least she's up front about her unattractive and irredeemable flaws.

genio_del_queso · 2021-03-25T05:50:41+00:00

If only she was looking for something serious when she got knocked up

Starter91 · 2021-03-28T18:31:56+00:00

I can tell

ticallion321 · 2021-04-12T08:32:31+00:00

Mental Health Awareness?

Nezborn02 · 2021-03-23T03:26:43+00:00

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Red flags galore. Green hair. Chest Tattto. Single mom of 2 young children. Close to 30 than 25 aka danger zone. Over 200lbs. Snapchat on display. And after all of that, now she's looking for something serious...

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