Crash and Burn

ryno55 · 2010-08-12T03:33:37+00:00

A house party is coming to an end, and I head outside to cool off. I start chatting up these Indian girls and that's the last that I remember before the jungle juice turns my memory into an etch-a-sketch. The next morning my friend asks, "Dude, how did you fuck up so bad with that girl last night? She was all over you." I have no idea who he is talking about. Apparently, I got her and her sister to come to a friends vacant apartment and had her pinned against a wall with locked lips when I decided to suddenly stop and talk to her about the 49ers.

MrRisky · 2010-08-12T04:10:44+00:00

God, I've got so many bad ones, I'll go with the most recent.

Just last week I was at a bar during a block party type event. My buddies wanted to go there, and I was waiting for a concert to start down the street, so I went along. I guess I was drinking a bit more than I realized before we left the house, but I wasn't really going out for PU, so whatever.

When I got to the bar, it was total bullshit, no hot girls and mostly people who were coupled up or in mixed sets, obviously dating. Also it was crowded with a crappy local music band playing. I figured I would get some practice in, since it was such a tough environment. Maybe my attitude affected my mood and my game, because it was a self fulfilling prophecy.

I approached a mixed set, and addressed the group, "Hey, what are you guys doing later" figuring I'd tell them about the show down the street. One of the girls turns and says "not you". Wow.

Next I'm talking to a mixed set, and I'm pretty sure that the guy and girl next to me are just friends. So I tell the guy, "I'm going to dance with this one for a minute" and tell her to come on and she follows me over to a clear spot and we start dancing for a second.

Her friend comes up behind me, takes off my hat and throws it over the bar and hits the bartender with it. Fucking. Cunt. Bartender gives me the hat back. Her boyfriend actually comes up and apologizes. I tell him the fucking cunt should learn some manners (as I said it, I started thinking "going to get punched now"). But he actually agrees with me. He was sincerely apologetic, now I felt bad for him...I think he must have been Canadian.

Anyway, my friends got a table in the corner by that time, but fuck that noise, I bailed and went up the block to where my show was going to start. Talked to some girls along the way, just casual, and by the time I got to the spot, I had totally recovered.

Went to see an incredible band play an incredible show. Talked to and met several fun girls, and got a number close from a funny and cute chick who I've been texting all week, probably getting coffee with her on Sat afternoon.

fleaflicker51 · 2010-08-11T14:23:44+00:00

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pooflinga · 2010-08-11T14:24:47+00:00

A few stories come to mind for myself.

While I was working at a bowling alley as a cook/snack bar attendant I used to hit on/get hit on all the time. So this one girl came up and ordered some food, and we chatted for a bit before she went back to her friends. When her food was ready she came to pick it up, went over to get some condements, and made a mess all over my counter. I gave her some shit about it and we chatted a bit longer, and even ended up creating nicknames for each other. While she was there I talked to her briefly a few other times, but I wasnt going out of my way (After all I was working). So when she was leaving I decided I should go for the number close. Her and her friends were walking to the counter to hand in their shoe's and I called her over to me, and her friends followed (Damn!). I asked for the number, but she declined, saying she was moving to Montana with her boyfriend soon, so I ejected, and told her to have a good night.

Another time when I was working at the bowling alley I had some girl come up to order something. I started a conversation with her about something (school I believe), and we chatted for probably 5-10 minutes. She went back to her lane, and I didn't try to game her further because she was too young (She was in HS, I'm 21). Well right before she left she ran up to my counter and handed me her receipt folded up with her number on on (right in front of my GM). I went out for a smoke break later that night and decided to call her (free shopping advise!). Turns out the number was a fake, and led me to a joke 'psychiatric hotline'. I got a good laugh out of it

Final story I can think of at the moment happened to me at Hooters. My waitress seemed more flirtatious than usual, but at first I just played it off, thinking she just wanted better tips. Me and my buddy played their trivia game while waiting for our food and drinking some beers. I ended up winning a beer mug, shirt, and a magazine. When our waitress noticed that I won the magazine she asked if she could see it, which I told her to go ahead. Well she got up real close to me to check it out, wanting to 'show me something' in the magazine. She initiated the kino, brushing up against my leg, close enough for me to call it 'cuddeling'. So I figured fuck it, I might as well go for it. When i asked for the number she told me that she cant (work wont let her), and I gave her some shit about 'corporate policies' lot letting you have any fun and she agreed. Earlier during dinner I asked her for an application, so when I left I walked past our waitress and told her "I'll see you in a few weeks when I'm getting trained in" and left.

Thats all I got for now. If I think of more I'll come back and post them.

rustoof · 2010-08-11T18:11:01+00:00

Was laughing about this with my buddy a few nights ago...

4-5 years ago me and my buddy are back in college and at $1 drink night at the local dive. We meet a few girls and hit it off with 2 of them. Tons of flirting, light kissing throughout the night, etc. Anyways, at the end of the night one lives close and one lives far. We are all pretty drunk so the girls decide to both head to one of their places and invite us to come along.

We start walking and my buddy's girl starts flipping out and accusing him of only wanting her for sex. No idea what he said to cause it, or calm her down, but he got it together.

We get there and its a 3-4 bedroom apt. We all head to the one resident's room and she puts my buddy and his girl on a futon across the bedroom and like 5 feet away. We head to her bed and she hits the lights. We start undressing. Anyways, I'm consumed 20+ whiskey and cokes and can't even get it up. She gave my a BJ and I got semihard. She through on a condom and started trying to ride me. I went limp so she took off the condom and tried again. Still nothing. Fail.

My buddy's girl wouldn't go any further than topless. She was on her period.

We woke up the next morning and headed out. Both of us forgot something (wallet or cell phone or keys or something) and had to go back. Super awkward. Overall Score: Mega-fail

niltermini · 2010-08-11T15:48:16+00:00

I was drunk one night walking back to my apartment from a party across the street. Approached blonde HB8 and pissed charisma everywhere. She ate it up and in less than 60 seconds I had her number. Invite her back to the party but she says her friends are inside and they were planning on drinking there. Only one solution to this, lead everyone to my party. Again, piss charisma on her friends (I was on that night) and get them all to come to my party later. Flash forward, they show up, I'm macking on hb7 at the party she sees it and seems jealous. This is when i start going back and forth from one to the other (thinking that it's a good idea or something) and it pisses them both off without me realizing it (Drunk). hb7 leaves saying "I was going to stay, but you ran away".

Focus in on hb8, she probably thinks i'm a sleaze at this point, get her back to normal and then one of my friends had a crisis and I had to leave. Come back, she's walking home, I walk with her and think things are going well. Proposition her for the f-close, get shot the fuck down her saying "Yeah, how many girls have you been getting with tonight? I'm not going to be your end of the night slut."

ZakieChan · 2010-08-12T14:44:36+00:00

There have only been two times where I have really been shot down...

The first was a few years ago. I was on the bus, and ended up talking to some girl I was sitting next to. She seemed really cool, and we hit it off fairly well. After about 10 min, my stop was coming up, so I stand up to get off. I was just going to leave, but knew that if I didn't ask for her number, I would beat myself up over it for the rest of the day. So I turned back to her and asked if she would like to get together sometime. She looked up at me and simply said "no." LOL! I think she realized that seemed mean, cause she then followed it up with something about how she has a BF bla bla bla.

It actually wasn't that bad though. It was a much better experience than actually getting some girl's number, and not having her ever call you back or something.

About 2 years ago, I was at this bar with some co-workers, there was this table of girls, and I decided to go talk to them (for some reason or another, I tend to do really well with groups of girls). So I walk up and am about to introduce myself, and one looks over and snaps "we are lesbians!" Hahaha!

2010-08-12T08:05:31+00:00

I got all worked up for nothing =(

Box-Monkey · 2010-08-12T17:23:47+00:00

I put this up before, but it's my worst crash and burn, so I'll just throw it in with the collection:

While out at a club, my friend texted me a challenge, which was rather easy, to go up to the first girl I saw who was wearing red and ask them "Katy Perry or Lady Gaga", walking if they picked Perry and staying if they picked Gaga. I happened to be looking at this girl in a red dress, very curvy, who clearly thought she was a 9 or 10, but to me was a HB7. I walk up to her and her friend (HB6) and strike up conversation. I do an attempt at multi-threading the conversation by telling them I have a question for them, but first segueing into a story. The story had nothing to do with the situation and was about a little boy bothering me, so I told HB7 that she reminded me of the kid. This could be taken in multiple ways, but she decided to get mad that I compared her to a little boy. I stuck with it and held the frame and said "Yeah, boyish good looks!" with a cheeky smile, then continued with my story. Post-story, I asked the question and they both said Gaga, forcing me to stay (though, I would've rather ejected since they weren't much fun from the get-go). We discuss/push-pulled Gaga vs Perry for a bit before HB7 decides to get mad about being "called" a little boy, again.

I said "Don't worry, it's a good thing" and tap her on the shoulder "Don't touch me" she coldly shot. I just laughed and said "Oh man, you guys are no fun! I'll see you around" and walked. ~10min later, while dancing, their friend (who looked surprisingly like Rihanna) came and confrontationally asked if I called her friend a man. I corrected her and said I said she had boyish good looks. Immediately, her demeanor changed and she was holding my hand and talking very close to me. i commented on her Rihanna look and said it suited her, then told her to have a good night and continued dancing.

Title	Crash and Burn
Author	pooflinga
Upvotes	9
Comments	41
Date	August 11, 2010 1:48 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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