Girl opened asking for a cigarette, don't smoke.

doomgoblin · 2012-07-10T21:02:04+00:00

She very well may have only wanted a cigarette. Smokers will just ask people if they dont have one, nothing sexual about it. Source; im a smoker.

nycprowl · 2012-07-10T21:57:52+00:00

No, but I have a capri sun.

If she turns down a capri sun than you want nothing to do with that lady.

PUAdept · 2012-07-10T20:29:41+00:00

Sorry. Want a beer?

Drewrox2009 · 2012-07-10T20:32:15+00:00

"NO! And you should stop that filthy habit too, young lady!!"

5 second stare... BAM! Go for the kiss.

60% of the time...it works every time.

asad16 · 2012-07-10T21:07:08+00:00

I feel like this is what went down.

"Hey Drewrox2009, I really want to see you soon, can I come over?"- HB7
"Ok i guess" - Drewrox2009
HB7 arrives at Drewrox2009's house. Rings the doorbell, Drewrox2009 opens door
"Hey Drewrox2009, I'd love to have a cigarette, do you have one?" - HB7
"Uh no i don't think I smoke" - Drewrox2009
"Haha you're funny, do you have anything I can put in my mouth. I have an oral fixation right now..." - HB7
"Um dunno, brb" - Drewrox2009
Drewrox2009 closes the door on her without inviting her in. Opens his iPad and decides to submit this post. HB7 Is still waiting on his porch.

Drewrox2009 · 2012-07-10T23:06:27+00:00

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joshgraff2553 · 2012-07-10T22:08:39+00:00

Even as a male one of the few nonsexual interactions ill have with a women is if I'm desperate for a cig.

scadler · 2012-07-11T00:11:24+00:00

I always say "if they smoke, they poke" ;-)

jw255 · 2012-07-11T05:01:51+00:00

ME: "I've got something else you can smoke" HER: "Weed?" ME: "My dick"

Just kidding...

I don't smoke and any chick I've made out with who smokes tastes like shit. Fuck smoker girls. I actually just give a smug ass condescending response. I don't want anything to do with girls who smoke cigs.

Bunabayashi · 2012-07-10T21:39:16+00:00

"No I don't sm-- hey wait a minute, is 'cigarette' a euphemism?" wink wink

Untraced · 2012-07-10T21:44:49+00:00

"No, but I need a female opinion on something.."

GoodEnough4aPoke · 2012-07-10T22:21:53+00:00

as someone who finds smoking vile, I wouldn't want to attempt to get with them anyway, unless I could find someway to get straight to the business without kissing them

(no offense smokers)

ObscuroMagna · 2012-07-10T20:16:48+00:00

Well, what was the full interaction?

IAmTheOmNom · 2012-07-10T23:44:12+00:00

If the situation permits it I will quickly organize some cigarettes. Usually only takes turning your head and asking the next guy if he has a cigarette for the lovely lady. And obviously for me, since I've put in all the effort. ;)

Otherwise it would be a cool idea to have gum cigarettes on you.

crashdummie · 2012-07-11T17:15:16+00:00

"I don't have a cigarette, but I do have a drink for you".

HelloimFromOH · 2012-07-12T06:23:50+00:00

It almost ALWAYS works with smoking chicks/chicks who ask for a cig...

They are insecure and get easily satisfied by someone who affirms their existence....

You just say: I don't have a cig, but you are (hot/cute/attractive/beautiful/etc), How about you give me your number.

Verduus · 2012-07-25T20:02:50+00:00

Same thing happened to me a while back - girl asked if I wanted to share a cigarette and I told her I don't smoke, she replied "neither do I". After that I just asked if she wanted to get a drink and it was on. Point being - she's already made the effort, whatever you say next / invite her to do will go down well

Wally_B · 2012-07-10T22:40:07+00:00

you really think that just because a girl initiated conversation with you, it had to be an opener? there is nothing to fix here. she wanted a smoke, didn't have one, asked you, you didn't have one, end. of. story.

if it bothers you so much carry cigarettes everywhere you go and maybe you just might find a girl that's into a guy that doesn't smoke, but carries cigarettes with him.

ThirdStoneFromTheSun · 2012-07-11T02:15:16+00:00

since when is /r/seduction a place to post random everyday social situations? This is about pickup.

Anyways, there's probably not much you could have done either way.

TireironMike · 2012-07-10T20:18:48+00:00

Offered your cock.

edgar_alan_bro · 2012-07-10T21:53:57+00:00

Ive got good news and bad news. Bad news is I just quit literally half an hour ago after i read that smoking kills about 2.4 puppies every day. Good news is if im about to go to ___ for lunch. Lets go!

morganpartee · 2012-07-11T02:04:28+00:00

"Sure don't hun. But, ever heard the term "Cock Smoker"?

Kubasaki · 2012-07-11T01:23:51+00:00

If you douchelords would read the comments, he said the girls reply were "we don't smoke either," and even if that wasn't the case, why not reply with some slightly compelling, rather than something degrading.

916CALLTURK · 2012-07-11T00:55:43+00:00

Buy an ecig. It's fun to use to learn smoke rings and it's cool to use outside with the smokers to chill outside of bars. Get nicotine free if you don't want nicotine.

Title	Girl opened asking for a cigarette, don't smoke.
Author	Drewrox2009
Upvotes	15
Comments	56
Date	July 10, 2012 8:15 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/wcg94/girl_opened_asking_for_a_cigarette_dont_smoke/
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