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[–]nizzleh 268 points269 points270 points 12 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
"This is your only chance with me"...golden bro.
[–]gemini88mill 74 points75 points76 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alpha as fuck
[–]Bossman28894 31 points32 points33 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Totally going to put that in my back pocket and save that for later
[–]DukeCanada 49 points50 points51 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Same, until I forget it. I swear I'll be in this exact position and "Just so you know this is my only chance...wait no. Let me try that again".
[–]Bossman28894 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i was reffing a hockey game and the coach asked why it a penalty i called wasn't a major. I said "because he didn't hit him hard enough...shit...uhh i mean there was no intent to injure....gotta go." irrelevant to seduction, but still funny
[–]rmnszrk 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I'm not going to sleep with you, I just met you."
Shit, she's doesn't want my penis. What kind of man am I? Mustn't be creepy, keep it cool. "Erm, sorry but I think you should know that... this is actually the only chance you'll get... with me I mean, so... erm, sorry about that..." Shit, that was pathetic, she's just looking around now, gotta be more dominant, show her who's boss, yeah that'll do it, give off that abundance vibe, "Oi, Frigid, put your knickers back on and fuck off if you're going to play cocktease... tart."
[–]DukeCanada 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You should probably go now"
[–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Das it mane
[–]Fackyoshiet 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am stealing that
[–]Quanginni 69 points70 points71 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
knew at this point I was in 100% and all I had to focus on was not getting too drunk
Key point here.
[–]TheUnicornDinosaur 88 points89 points90 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If she went out of her way to contact you while you were at the bar, the "no sex" talk was definitely a bluff/maybe even shit test.
[–]gemini88mill 45 points46 points47 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Usually, when a girl throws the im not having sex with you line. I throw back a i didn't want to have sex ethier. 9/10 times its a success.
[–]laccro 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls love to prove a guy wrong about something; and in this case, it's fine by me, it works.
[–]raimondi1337 32 points33 points34 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This didn't happen in Rochester did it? I might have been the dude arguing about motorcycles.
Motorcycles > Women
[–]f0undation 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or apparently woman in that sausage fest.
[–]smart_feet 59 points60 points61 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont know you.. but I am overwhelmed with a proud feeling. You read all the signs. You did everything right. No bs...
So proud. Gratz man.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good shit man
[–]baseballdude81 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck you OP, i wanna get laid now... i am jealous
but that was actually pretty good, im gonna make sure to use that phrase, pretty nifty way to get a girl to sleep with you even though she said she wasnt gonna do it.
[–]FatherEarth 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do you look like? This is an important factor.
[–]TimPartendale 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True and False but there are uglier guys out there right now doing the same thing so I'm leaning more towards false
[–]rikuansem137 points 12 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
what do you guys think about him texting her "Anyhow you seemed pretty cool if you want to hook up again I’d be down"? I like how he made this clear to her from the get-go instead of being dishonest, but wouldn't it be better for him to have said something in person?
I would have told her next time I saw her "Hey I'm not looking for a relationship for personal reasons but I do enjoy fooling around with you, how does that sound?" or something along those lines.
[–]asad16 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It wasn't put in the best terms, but the message was conveyed and it was reciprocated... and that's all that matters.
Personally, I would have said (in-person) that "im in a stage in my life where I don't want to be in a relationship, but I enjoy being with you, so if you're up for some fun - let's keep this going".
Saying you purely want her for fooling around is way too direct. you need be careful with your words, there's a lot of social stigma around men using girls for sex.
[–]Budman17r 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to ask or comment, Why would that even be a thought in anyone's head. The statement he said, "This is your only chance with me," Does not lead on or be dishonest. To sleep with someone on the first date, and expect a relationship is a tad, let's say Presuming.
Unless he was promising a relationship (which from what I read didn't) why would intent be needed. She chose to sleep with him with no intent in mind other than sleeping with him.
TLDR: Don't overthink it.
[–]MrRIP 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome job bro!
[–]DamnOmega 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You deserve a heartfelt slow-clap.
[–]evergonitenitenigga 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my man
[–]DoctorVonDeath2 points 12 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Congrats bro! I remember when I first started "trying" like 2 months ago and now a classroom crush is a FWB.
[–]jamesez501 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I salute you, young sir.
[–]Tofabyk 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Nobody ever makes the first jump."
[–]You-Awesomer 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I isolated her by asking if she wanted to sit down. While she was talking I focusing on eye contact and smiling seductively I called her bluff and said, “Okay, but just so you know tonight is your only chance with me”.
I isolated her by asking if she wanted to sit down.
While she was talking I focusing on eye contact and smiling seductively
I called her bluff and said, “Okay, but just so you know tonight is your only chance with me”.
All of those are great. Asking a girl to sit down elsewhere helps build sexual tension and shows you're genuinely interested in her and only her. Sex eyes and a smirk can take you anywhere. And that's a bloody brilliant way to respond to the "I don't want to have sex" line.
[–][deleted] 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]VorcePA 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You don't need "no crutches". Having a drink here or there is definitely ok, and not drinking will probably leave people wondering why, especially at a bar. You should always be ok to drive. If you're too intoxicated to drive, you're too intoxicated to seduce.
[–]AmateurKidnapper 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
sorry but that's not true
[–]ratsfolyfe 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I will not be taking advice from an "amateur kidnapper"
[–]AmateurKidnapper 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My advice isn't really geared for seducing rats so
[–]ratsfolyfe 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No ones is :-(
[–]AmateurKidnapper 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe...cheese?
[–]JoBone69 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
At this point I knew she liked me but it was early in the night.
What does the time have to do with it?
[–]hairaware 21 points22 points23 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He doesnt wanna just go bang the girl, he wants to have a good night with some friends and then have her later.
[–]JoBone69 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That makes sense, but his second sentence demonstrates that he wants to get laid:
decided I was tired of not getting laid and I was going to take action.
Furthermore, he didn't know he was going to have her later because he didn't have her number. She texted a friend who had to relay the message to him and he didn't get her number until she asked him to put it in her phone.
Why not try to close at 10 when the night is young and still go to the bar 2 hours later? Does sex end the night?
I think he did well and stepped out of his comfort zone, but might benefit from a little more forwardness in terms of asking for her number and closing.
Edit for clarity
[–]MDO4KD 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In fairness, he also thought he would be spending the rest of the night with her at the bar she accompanied them to.
[–]hairaware 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Abundance mentality. He knew he had her and still wanted to go out. Sex may not have ended the night more details are necessary to know for sure.
[–]FrDax 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It has to do with doing what you want like a baus
[–]jspliff11 point 12 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Well done
[+]freethepaedos -7 points-6 points-5 points 12 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I would say I am good looking
/thread. She practically did all the work for you buddy. Although no one on this sub will tell you that. Your whole field report was just fuck up avoidance game. Also OP post a pic of what she looks like. HB just means what a girl thinks of herself but that's really subjective. I'm not asking for a pic of her, just a pic of a girl on her looks level.
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