How do I get laid ASAP

nolimitnova · 2017-03-14T15:55:11+00:00

Sounds like you know what the problem is ("I dont have the balls to talk to them"). Start talking to strangers more, not just women. Get more comfortable with initiating conversations by doing it a lot. There's no magic trick, you have to talk to chicks to get better at it

Woujo · 2017-03-14T18:50:41+00:00

How do I get laid ASAP

That's your problem. With that attitude you are going to reek of desperation and creepiness. You don't need to get laid ASAP.

First, focus on talking to some girls.

thunderLeg_Boston · 2017-03-14T18:41:02+00:00

Just. Ask. Me/Her/Him. Out. Just be an adult male, with confidence, "hey, I'm Mike, Matt, Rob...Want to get coffee?"

I really can't stand the wishywashy ness and the texting nonsense and just want to be asked out straightforwardly (i try this-rarely it doesnt work but I think that's a generational issue each of us created and have to deal with the texting/fuckboi nonsense consequences)

Tech_Adam · 2017-03-14T17:29:43+00:00

Pay for a hooker?

Sad_Sleeper · 2017-03-14T15:59:29+00:00

I think this won't solve your issues. You will get laid, but u will still be a potato. So your problem is not the virginity, your problem is AA and self confidence. Practice these things and you will see the difference.

I was just like you. Awkward, shy around girls, i couldn't even keep eye contact. Now i am much better. Yeah i am still a virgin, but i know that i am on the right track. So hit the gym, stop masturbating and grow some balls.

William_J_Bucksworth · 2017-03-14T17:42:11+00:00

There's no shame in your game. Just go out and hit on women. If a girl isn't responsive you can easily chuck it up to something other than you "not being attractive"

brinkrunner · 2017-03-14T16:35:30+00:00

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dearslumlord · 2017-03-14T16:52:13+00:00

Just so you know, actively trying your hardest to get laid most likely won't get you anywhere....girls can sense that eons away. You need to work on building up your confidence, and it'll be easier to get laid that way

Dcm210 · 2017-03-14T17:23:51+00:00

Tinder or join a sex site

martianartisan · 2017-03-14T23:51:43+00:00

Just be natural, dude. If they check you out, you have a head start. Just think about that. Go talk to them. Just fucking do it, only option available.

TheXXL · 2017-03-15T10:27:40+00:00

If it is so urgent, go to a hooker. Otherwise grow some balls and actually talk to other people... By the way, no one on an anonymous internet forum gives a flying fuck about your appearance.

letsgetrandy · 2017-03-14T15:40:56+00:00

Start with the hooker. Get it over with and remove that mental block.

After that, spend some time learning how to talk to people.

Xanarbi · 2017-03-14T16:36:22+00:00

I saw this and wanted to chime in. First off, I have lurked this subreddit since subscribing to it two weeks ago since I thought what I read here and there would help me and in those 2 weeks as well, I was just in this mindset where I just wanted to get laid and not have not in the back of my mind(for got to mention I was a virgin, needed to clarify). So in that time being, I was searching sites like back page and before that it was the casual encounter section of CL. I looked and looked and while I can't say I didn't like what I saw, there was still a bit of skepticism as to whether or not these were legit but then it turned into do I really want to go about it this way? And as it stands, I honestly can see myself going down that road because a. I guess I still feel that something like this is something I need to conquer, it's just another obstacle in life I would like overcome and 2. even if I went that way and got laid with pay then what? It's not going to solve my dilemma, it's not going to boost my confidence. In essence doing that might as well be a cheat code, DLC, microtransaction(video game reference that totally goes with this). At the end of it all, not if I get laid but when I do in the traditional sense, I can say I did it myself, I conquered. Sorry for long post but the basic gist is to try to do what you can, don't take the short road and that day will come.

TL;DR Patience, don't do it, improve, if u do then one, square one.....profit.

Jack__Knife · 2017-03-14T17:28:31+00:00

Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.

Your welcome.

juloxx · 2017-03-14T16:35:01+00:00

deal (good) drugs.

They get you invited to parties, it gives girls/people a reason to talk to you, if your product is good those same girls will really like you, it gives you reasons to come over to peoples houses after a night of partying, they give you reasons to isolate targets (hey come smoke a joint with me outside), they can make you the life of the party all the time

Just make sure you are dealing drugs that dont actively ruin peoples lives. I would say stay away from H, Cocaine (though this gets you the most ass), and prescription pills

kalolilo · 2017-03-14T16:37:00+00:00

Go to club, be a complete alpha, talk with all the girls in the club, be fun, lead, be assertive.

1 or 2 nights out and you will get laid (toilet room laid).

Title	How do I get laid ASAP
Author	getlaidthrowaway1
Upvotes	9
Comments	68
Date	March 14, 2017 3:33 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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