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[–]FaceInTheSpace 494 points495 points496 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
'cause they warned me about girls like you
[–]njr4t 49 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That is funny 😁
[–]TheRealWorldNigeria 32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Is there a sub for advice on live responses to girls?
[–]njr4t 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am beginner myself man. Just can say that be yourself as you are with your close friends. U must have fun with friends. Then why not with girls they are humans too. Just be yourself and don't think like they might get offended or not like it. If they don't they don't . Maybe they have different type of humor. Try out on another girl. 😉
[–]TheRealWorldNigeria 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm not really looking for that sub, I just think it would be fun to be apart of. Lol.
[–]njr4t 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha well I don't know bro. Just be around. There are lots of fun stuff s
[–]Beamcasting 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/howdoireply? r/HowDoIRespondToThis?
[–]SweetYaolo -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gid gud xD
[–]xoxuv 112 points113 points114 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know you, but I met my parents when I was naked, in a hospital, and I cried all day.
[–]hazelstein 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahaha
[–]WeakEmu8 110 points111 points112 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Treat all questions like this just like they're coming from a date: agree and amplify.
Most people are just curious when they ask things like this, AA just makes it a fun conversation. Change the story every time. Make the story fun / funny, but present it seriously like it's real.
Eventually you tell the real story, but in the same tone, so it's "just another story" . And you tell a different one after that.
Do it with a sense of fun. Make the stories silly.
People are less apt to criticise if it's always entertaining.
[–]Lord_Augastus 32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats why fools get away with murder.
[–]MaHcIn 31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m socially retarded and need some examples. Would you be so kind? :P
[–]Oman215 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
We met at an AA meeting, not the meeting per se, but when we both snuck off to the bottle shop while everyone else was getting coffee
I was visiting a friend at the mental ward, but somehow the nurses thought I was an actual patient. Thank fuck [my date] had a second visitor sticker to lend me!
I decided to try out tinder for a bit, and for some reason [my date] was asking for help burying a dead body, it was the perfect time to try out my new garbage compactor.
One night I got super drunk and slipped over at the bar: what I grabbed on the way down wasn't a table, but a girl's tits... she ended up slapping me so hard I did a 180 and met [my date]
Oh man, I feel like I'm venturing into dad joke territory lol
[–]PeithoPan 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But op asked the question. She wondered why they would ask... Am I missing something? Why does OP even ask this question?
[–]Trowawaycausebanned4 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OPs in blue
[–]Sendmeloveletters 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you agree with a question?
[–]iLLolly 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
good advice
[–]Breathing-Life 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey bc original commenter doesn’t seem to be replying, and you seem like you understand, can you explain what it means to agree and amplify
[–]bsutansalt 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A&A or ignore works fine. Self amusement for daft women who simply miss a joke also applies by playfully busting on her with a "woosh" since she missed the joke.
[–]Breathing-Life 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m unclear, what does it mean to agree and amplify
[–]lesntoomy 30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell them you met at the place you first met in person.
[–]SpinPlates 48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I need more context. What was said before the parent line? Have you slept with this girl? Have you spoken about going on dates and being intimate?
I would say something like "We'll they are going to want to know about my future ex wife"
[–]Lord_Augastus 60 points61 points62 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am going to go out on a lim , thats his pickup line, thats her shittest. this is tinder
[–]hansantizor 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can kinda see a message on the top left above this one, no?
[–]PrettywiseBP -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he had already slept with her, he wouldn't be over-analysing this conversation so much.
This is just a shit sentence that he has said from the get go, this is tinder it looks? why would you talk about meeting parents, I don't get it.
Forget tinder lads, go outside and tell a pretty girl she follows you on instagram.
[–]_-resonance-_ 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
You’ve got a bigger problem: Why are you asking her what to tell the parents? Why does it matter? Even with a witty response, you’re relinquishing frame. Also, what’s wrong with how you met?
[–]PuroPincheGains 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke/roleplay dude. It's Tinder. The joke is they haven't known each other long enough to be seriously asking that. That's the point, it's a perfectly fine opener.
[–]Vyce44 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Personally... I think that question is off putting. Comes off weird. I mean I guess you could own it but it seems forced. Tread carefully I guess but the fact that you’re asking for advice makes it seem like this is forced. Don’t force corny questions like this, they’ll leave you stranded. Keep it simple
[–]PuroPincheGains 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm not asking for advice lol
[–]Vyce44 -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You’re asking for advisement on what to say next. That’s advice my friend lol
[–]FPSFrost 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Except he didn’t ask a question?
[–]Vyce44 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh wait my bad, this was for the OP. I was talking to them more than you
[–]FPSFrost 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You weren’t talking to me either lol
[–]PuroPincheGains 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh no I didn't. You're very confused right now.
[–]PeithoPan 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what Im wondering too... What the hell? :D
[–]likeAboss008 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cause I'm about to dump you, dummy.
[–]DogPederson3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Who cares where you met? Why are you even asking that? That’s an instant L from serious girls.
[–]JefemanG 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Taking Tinder this seriously
[–]Lord_Augastus 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SHE GOT YOU THERE BOIII
[–]Trowawaycausebanned4 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cause they want to know the into to this romance
[–]Vyce44 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have the same question as the girl. Why are you bringing you and her parents?
[–]TCr0wn 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What you say doesn’t have to make sense, you just have to say it confidently.
[–]bsutansalt 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send her a "wooosh".
[–]mafiaseargent 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why did you respond to yourself? Like you asked a question and then sent a response to the question. Why?
[–]Goldenglass 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like a psych joke, she began the sentence w/ “why”.
[–]lolopolo999 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shouldve given her a witty and funny answer , you already came out boring,lol
[–]Mirokira 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Parents ask that question because they are curious they mostly wont judge tho. Atleast my parents and other people that asked dont, and if they did i couldnt care less.
[–]DimitriT 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe you could respond with why your parents are asking how you met?
[–]dantesparda551 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just ignore it, dismiss it
[–]HeavyMeringue -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because they are curious.
[–]XDarkstarX1138 -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Because you're trouble..."
[–]Fluorenone 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Cliché
[–]chasemyers 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You think women give a fuck about that?
[–]lobomos4 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
So is the rest of this pick up line so may as well follow suit lol.
[–]mseand 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good line but it's out of context. A "neg" always has to have context behind it or they'll know what you're up to
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