Got laid in a Library

PassTheArtichokes · 2021-04-04T22:03:35+00:00

What 21 year old male says “honey, ” at the start of a sentence lmfao

Classicjammer · 2021-04-04T20:48:47+00:00

Press X for DOUBT

Fancy_Split_2396 · 2021-04-04T22:45:51+00:00

"Remember honey, when we first met, you were the biggest cunt i ever me."

Lmao good luck selling that to any human on earth.

Let alone the sentence that comes after

kozmikkev · 2021-04-04T22:37:18+00:00

Fanfic written by a dude who films himself laughing whilst dressed as the Joker

jim-b0 · 2021-04-04T21:00:19+00:00

Wow you sound annoying

rizla59 · 2021-04-04T21:37:10+00:00

I got aids trying to read this

chromeremixx · 2021-04-04T20:47:21+00:00

r/thathappened

PreworkoutAbuser · 2021-04-04T20:13:46+00:00

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Killz4Thrillz954 · 2021-04-04T22:55:10+00:00

Jesus this is such horse shit 😂😂

BionicWheel · 2021-04-04T21:11:20+00:00

I smell bullshit. Who meets a girl in a library nowadays? And why would she be asking you about her figure in the library? Then you're saying she has an "amazing ass" and stuff in a place where everyone's near silent so literally everyone will be able to hear your conversation, let alone your f*cking in the bathroom! 🤣

oAkimboTimbo · 2021-04-04T21:24:50+00:00

god this is so cringe. r/thathappened

Stoner_skateboarder · 2021-04-04T20:04:12+00:00

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furyque · 2021-04-04T21:32:24+00:00

You asked her if she's got anything to eat but then you're making out and fucking in the library? She either lives in a library or something doesn't add up.

MihaiRau · 2021-04-04T22:12:26+00:00

Tales from Incelia

Ghostboii23 · 2021-04-04T23:55:22+00:00

This has "Women want me but I am too into not caring" neckbeard vibes

MisterShogunate · 2021-04-04T22:34:17+00:00

Lol it’s always funny when they go for the “rest is history” when they are not quite sure how to complete the story.

ProdiLemaj · 2021-04-04T21:55:23+00:00

You forgot the part at the end of the story when you snap out of the daydream lol

Martymus · 2021-04-04T20:25:26+00:00

Sure.

devjohnson13 · 2021-04-04T23:55:18+00:00

Isn’t this the plot of You season 1?

Sunlitstream264 · 2021-04-04T19:14:21+00:00

Only thing is you have to watch for the girls who may act similarly but just want attention

Typical-Ad-4915 · 2021-04-04T23:56:03+00:00

Imagine trying to flex on this sun, bro get ur creative writing ass out of here

PECOSbravo · 2021-04-04T21:57:47+00:00

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jkgamez1566 · 2021-04-04T23:40:27+00:00

Cap.

Daunt02 · 2021-04-04T19:08:21+00:00

Dude, you made her cream from your honesty. This is a great write up. Thank you.

JuneBerryBug94 · 2021-04-04T23:16:22+00:00

🤮

devjohnson13 · 2021-04-04T23:57:34+00:00

I’m sorry but as a retired player your username and story are both cap

no1special_snowflake · 2021-04-05T01:29:30+00:00

LMAO

Gab0Mon · 2021-04-04T21:34:02+00:00

A fuckboy and a bitch: (great combo)

Edit: sorry for being an asshole but probably half of the people who upvoted did it because you include the sentence “sex in the library’s bathroom”

kyliebearxo · 2021-04-04T22:35:13+00:00

I have no clue what girl would have sex with a guy that just called her a cunt, I could believe it if u just told her she was bitchy in the beginning but not a cunt

SpaceMonkey159 · 2021-04-04T19:40:52+00:00

This just shows being who you are is key. If you are a genuine good guy be that. If not don't. I see all the time friends saying I am going to start being an asshole because obviously women are into it. I tell them not really because 1 you have no clue how that man is when you dont see him and 2 if he is genuinely as asshole that is why they are attracted. He is not trying to be an asshole he is just himself. I am a nice guy I tried to be an asshole and it actually almost got me killed. I am a nice curious guy I get women looking at me for it.

Also not saying OP is an asshole just saying it as example. OP is just honest and genuine.

Illustrious-Ear6080 · 2021-04-05T00:15:45+00:00

"yOu WeRe ThE BiGgEsT cUnT i HaVe EvEr MeT" the cap in the story is wild

lmao345 · 2021-04-04T20:12:44+00:00

I think the only reason you got laid is because she discovered your readit handle

1_churro · 2021-04-04T23:25:31+00:00

you sound like a douche. maybe you two are a good match...

AllthngsIdntGveAFuck · 2021-04-04T23:13:29+00:00

This poor girl. He probably didn’t make sure she came either.

PECOSbravo · 2021-04-04T22:45:05+00:00

Yeah I remember when I was 14..

"Was at levine's yesterday...met a girl there... Tryin on skirts..I said WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?... she didn't know what to say.. anyways got her number..the next day we went to chicken fil a.. some place in the mall..I said bitch why all these people here!!?!!.. she said: um it's the mall.. I said whatever cunt..

Speak with your heart...call her a bitch right in front of her tits.. she will respect you..

Sawt0othGrin · 2021-04-04T22:10:47+00:00

Even if this is true it's still cringe.

gmacc21 · 2021-04-04T20:38:14+00:00

Make sure you set boundaries and know what each other wants so she doesn’t get too attached if you aren’t looking for a girlfriend

Slyric_ · 2021-04-04T22:59:23+00:00

If this is true /u/12_inch_dong then that’s badass asf

manofadventuree · 2021-04-04T21:02:51+00:00

You played it perfectly. You were true to yourself and handled every shit test she threw at you. Every dude in here could learn from your experience.

Bluedragon75 · 2021-04-04T22:03:47+00:00

Grats on the sex

If shes willing to be called cunt and then in the next minute give a guy her body, just goes to show her standards. Doesnt really say much about women who have actual standards. Lmao.

letsgetlit2019 · 2021-04-05T01:01:36+00:00

**Deafening applause** This guy gets it. Finally, someone who gets it. I'm more of a general advice guy, but I've been trying to articulate what was demonstrated here in so many posts. I mean, look at the points.

don't be too serious. (I've talked about this, and about being playful)
don't hold any grudges no matter what. (My point on taking your ego out of the equation)
I say always push for the same day lay, if possible. Also, texting generally is unnatural anyway and should be used mainly for logistics.
I say instead be present. I also think I mentioned honesty in my reply about the rake character.
Be sexually aggressive. (Always say this)
Lead. I'm a pretty average looking fellow, and I don't even have my fashion down like that yet (I'm in uni.), I can still say that I've experienced similar results.

This is it. The 20% of game. Of course it all falls apart if you don't have self-esteem (read: neediness) and or have massive anxiety (because if you're anxious, she's anxious), so work on those first. Honestly, most everything else is an addition. Yes, there are girls that you will need to actually seduce, but even that process is far simpler than it's made out to be. These are the absolute basics. Doubt if you want.

armorm3 · 2021-04-05T01:11:20+00:00

This probably happened. But not in a library. Who still goes to libraries?

cheapAssCEO · 2021-04-05T01:26:37+00:00

worst director ever

lastlifonti · 2021-04-05T01:37:22+00:00

This guy is my hero! 👍🏾 Good job bro, sometimes women just love it when you just put them in their place and on the spot...she knew she wanted the “D!” 😂😂

ResponsibilityNo8235 · 2021-04-04T20:27:18+00:00

I would love to be fucked in a library

SodaStYT · 2021-04-04T23:36:39+00:00

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AverageDaddy40 · 2021-04-04T19:51:37+00:00

God bless your service

Ironicgal · 2021-04-04T20:08:01+00:00

This is the best hahaha

Daunt02 · 2021-04-04T21:24:02+00:00

Lol, I don't know for sure if the story is true or not but I feel like guys here aren't believing it because it's outside of their reality.

thenickfangwoof · 2021-04-04T23:42:40+00:00

Damn all the negativity

Rockfella27 · 2021-04-05T01:44:24+00:00

Nice! Haha.

MegaManXanax · 2021-04-05T01:48:42+00:00

No way this happened lol. Calling a girl a cunt to her face is never the move.

2021-04-05T02:03:28+00:00

This sounds about as likely as the dinner of unicorn caviar you treated her hot mom to after.

slumpttx · 2021-04-05T02:29:06+00:00

Bruh hn lmao 😜

Got laid in a Library

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Title	Got laid in a Library
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	117
Comments	108
Date	April 4, 2021 6:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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