FR I'm a unicorn.

johneyapocalypse · 2018-05-15T17:55:15+00:00

When I read your post I Googled "gay unicorn" and was pleasantly surprised to find Gay Unicorns the Three Book Collection on Amazon.

That led me to discover Alien Tentacles Forced Me Gay by the same author. "It's more than erotica," the second review says, "it's about finding intergalactic love."

Have you found intergalactic love?

Senor_Martillo · 2018-05-15T18:12:31+00:00

I have a question about your fitness routine:

Have you ever sprained a rotator cuff patting yourself on the back?

[deleted] · 2018-05-15T20:10:21+00:00

Gentlemen... we have a squirter.

ReddJive · 2018-05-16T14:05:53+00:00

BP 220+, DL 275

This is my warm up. If Steve is a unicorn I must be a god damn triceratops which we all know is three times better.

I have to take back what I said. Banning Steve isn't productive. He is a great example of the male hamster in motion.

hack3ge · 2018-05-15T19:24:06+00:00

do you even lift?

fuckmrp · 2018-05-15T23:52:04+00:00

an older HB8

Unicorns all around. You’re adorable Steven.

thunderbeyond · 2018-05-16T12:35:44+00:00

Nice flair, OP 👍🏼

2ndal · 2018-05-15T17:39:35+00:00

thanks for the weekly reminder

justpickanyusername · 2018-05-15T17:47:17+00:00

Steve, I am also convinced that you are a ~~unicorn~~ high functioning retard.

Persaeus · 2018-05-17T18:20:00+00:00

how old?

ImSteveMcQueen · 2018-05-17T18:57:22+00:00

Steve, obviously your life has improved some. There seem to be small steps of ongoing incremental improvement with each post.

In the meantime, two things for you:

1.) Be very careful not to get too taken by the idea that you are a unicorn. We both know that is crap. I hope you realize that you are not finished and continue to work on yourself.

2.) Avoid letting your relationships get too serious, while you continue your work.

Best

resolutions316 · 2018-05-15T17:40:35+00:00

Your value exists irrespective of whether any woman acknowledges it or not, nor does your value come from your status with women. I suspect that you know that already, but as this is askMRP, thought I'd throw that out there.

That said, good on you man. Sounds like you're having a blast, which is what it's all about.

[deleted] · 2018-05-15T18:26:01+00:00

an older woman

blech

FoxShitNasty83 · 2018-05-15T18:41:25+00:00

When i grow up i want to be just like you!!!

NoCoast82 · 2018-05-17T04:05:01+00:00

Wtf is an "older hb8"???

To me that translates to maybe a 5? What happens to an 8 a few years after they hit the wall, yeah still thinking she turns into a 5ish. If she has no previous emotional scarring and the rest of her life is on the up and up she could be above a 5, but still not an 8.

And you can bench a few more pounds then you weigh, and deadlift a small percentage greater then that. Dont tell people these numbers. Any highschool athlete your weight can crush your numbers, and probably at least fuck a real hb8 20 something.

You think you scored an 8, but didnt. Why not? If you like her and she adds value thats great. But still you think you got an 8 but you fucking didnt. Figure out what parts of your life your not being honest with yourself about and work on them. Big hint; you need to work on your physical fitness and stop seeking validation.

Title	FR I'm a unicorn.
Author	ImSteveMcQueen
Upvotes	0
Comments	27
Date	May 15, 2018 5:20 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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