Wife wants jewelry for xmas

cholomite · 2016-12-14T23:57:54+00:00

Step 1: Find balls

Step 2: Buy her whatever you want, or nothing at all

Step 3: DGAF

Step 4: Profit

JDRoedell · 2016-12-14T23:06:26+00:00

Say no

UEMcGill · 2016-12-15T04:30:00+00:00

Skittles.

Alpha female.... snicker.

sexyshoulderdevil · 2016-12-15T05:13:14+00:00

"Jewelry...what a fantastic idea. I want to add a personal touch...so let's start with a pearl necklace. I'll even gift it to you tonight."

Wink. Slap the butt. Leave the room.

UEMcGill · 2016-12-14T23:12:58+00:00

What would happen if yoU don't buy her jewelry?

anythinginc · 2016-12-14T23:09:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/5ehv3m/christmas_gift_ideas/

https://www.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/4zmsqf/giving_gifts_birthday_anniversary_xmas/

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3wslyw/need_xmas_gift_ideas_for_wife/

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/30ez4m/whats_the_mrp_solution_to_giftgiving/

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/2phd6k/what_are_your_thoughts_on_gifts_ideas_for_good/

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3s04nh/christmas_present_brainstorming/

[deleted] · 2016-12-15T12:59:24+00:00

get her coal.

It's a diamond in the rough babe

ReddJive · 2016-12-15T14:15:12+00:00

You need Skittles Man more then any one.

DarkAges1 · 2016-12-14T23:10:32+00:00

If you buy what she wants, she'll know that she still controls your behavior despite all your silly lifting.

SexistFlyingPig · 2016-12-14T23:41:56+00:00

Buy her the finest cubic zirconia earrings you can find.

Are you her beta bucks provider or her alpha fucks man?

[deleted] · 2016-12-15T11:43:22+00:00

I bought my SO a xmas apron and stove mittens last year.

Buy her a gift that comes from your heart, whether it's filled with love or less than love, that you can live with, without regret.

[deleted] · 2016-12-15T12:49:22+00:00

She's a alpha female and very contentious

What does this mean?

sunthas · 2016-12-15T15:40:23+00:00

My wife is getting two sets of earrings this year. They cost less than $20. She always likes the cheap jewelry I buy more than the expensive stuff anyway. Expensive jewelry should only be a reward for very good behavior.

The_Litz · 2016-12-15T18:46:18+00:00

Seriously dude, calling yourself a doormat, making excuses for your wife's bitchiness, and calling her a C.

Cunt, that is what you wanted to say. Write it out 250 times. Here you can call her a cunt if she behaves like a cunt.

It is not about the jewels, its about the fear you still feel from upsetting this woman.

drty_pr · 2016-12-15T13:02:00+00:00

Get her an empty jewelry box with a note inside that says "when you treat me like a woman who diserves jewelry, I'll buy you the jewelry you diserve". Then DGAF cause she will blow up.

I don't even know why you post shit like this? Did you really think people would say anything different than what you got?

My wife asked for jewelry too. I laughed. She isn't getting fuckin jewelry!

commit2rpoys · 2016-12-15T08:40:50+00:00

I was stuck for gift ideas for wife last year, and was inspired here.

I got her a snowflake pendant, because she's so special and absolutlely unique (just like 4 billion others). Every time she wears it I can't stop smiling to myself. I've set myself the challenge of trying to feed her skittles while she wears it, just for chuckles.

This year I'm looking for something with a unicorn. What can I say? I like irony!

Title	Wife wants jewelry for xmas
Author	Doormat_Dad
Upvotes	5
Comments	73
Date	December 14, 2016 10:59 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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