I Gave LVM Tips For OLD (Satire)

Infamous-Helicopter7 · 2020-08-19T02:43:57+00:00

Other options include:

claim to be 30
post pictures from when you were 30

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-08-19T02:20:32+00:00

“Gather your audacity” LOL 😂

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-08-19T02:25:22+00:00

Lol don’t forget to hassle the local shot girl to take a picture with you. Then, write up a long list of requirements on your profile for your perfect waifu.

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-19T07:37:22+00:00

Remember to include a shirtless selfie so the 18 year-olds will be clamoring to climb on that lumpy dad bod!

randomgirlimok · 2020-08-19T03:23:10+00:00

Don’t forget to HATFISH

thighsmatch · 2020-08-19T03:52:39+00:00

Screaming. You forgot posing with a motorcycle though.

0kfornow · 2020-08-19T08:56:38+00:00

Abuse everyone who says "no thank you"

pascalines · 2020-08-19T04:27:52+00:00

GATHER YOUR AUDACITY 💀

Fitncurly · 2020-08-19T06:09:06+00:00

Love this! 😆

detikripur · 2020-08-19T13:36:25+00:00

Brag about your ex conquests and set even higher standards for the future

Title	I Gave LVM Tips For OLD (Satire)
Author	RiteWriter
Upvotes	436
Comments	19
Date	August 19, 2020 2:15 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/icf0oq/i_gave_lvm_tips_for_old_satire/
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