~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
quaintrell
[–]MadholleyFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Beat his dick more than he brushed his teeth OMG I am deceased. So sorry we have ALL BEEN THERE but so glad we are leveling up!!! That shit is behind us 👸
[–]hnycrsp2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The last one went to sleep after HOUSING a bag of Doritos. And they were Cool Ranch... Just imagine that morning breath!!!! It was so gross it made me angry.
[–]MadholleyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This upsets me so much. Why is it so hard to brush?! It feels amazing. I’m sure you never want to eat Doritos again 🤢👎
[–]hnycrsp0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pure laziness and ultimately feels disrespectful...NASTY!!!
[–]CuriousBubbleMilkTeaFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's amazing to see how 90% of the LVM here usually is a gamer! And at the same time porn addict 🙄
[–]preppykatFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Did we all date the same guy or something?? Lmao
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex is 6/10 of these so yeah. His teeth are rotting out of his skull. Had dental insurance and still wouldn't do anything about them.
[–]miloba_FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s atrocious. I can’t even imagine kissing someone who didn’t care about their dental hygiene 🤢
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I made an entire beautiful garden wonderland for my ex in the condo we lived in. Flowers everywhere, butterflies birds and frogs visiting constantly. Cute porch furniture. He never wanted to go out there with me. It was either "too hot" or "too cold" at any time.
He's been living somewhere else without me for the past year, unemployed, and I know (because I asked) he's gone outside for a walk once. One single time when I invited him to do it. And there's a park on the water a block away. He was the same when he was making a comfortable salary too.
I'm as nerdy and loving of gaming binges as the next scrote, and I get staying up late and being lazy and even being messy. But not going outside except for groceries, for months on end, is so fucked up unhealthy to me. Only moving your legs from bed to computer to bed for weeks and weeks. He looks like a god damn ghost. I'm never dating anyone who does this ever again.
[–]rebel4acauseFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"anything above cheap diners/sports bar is snobby"
Oh my god. Yes. My ex boyfriend would tell me I was stuck-up, pretentious, a snob etc. if I wanted to go anywhere that didn't have a kid's menu or a television. He made me feel really ashamed.
Dude was in a fraternity, studied business, spent hundreds of dollars on booze every week and wanted to play the "that is so bourgeois" card with me.
And I fell for it. 🤦🏼♀️
[–]quaintrellFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same!! My ex would brag about his investments and how rich his family was, but call me a snob for liking craft cocktails and food (that I paid for myself) 🙄
[–]sadpourtoujoursFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this meme! Keep ‘em coming!
[–]musclebeautyFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those teeth ..(* clutches pearls)
[–]Acy931FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has litterally been 100% of the guys I've ever dated
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hollered when I saw Future the patron saint of phuckbois. 🤣
[–]RayRayofsun3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex husband to a T
[–]jayohdayFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We dated the same man. We did.
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all did
[–]FinnianFae2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did we date the same man? 😳
[–]yegerskaFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao my ex also had a shitty level of humor and he would steal my jokes and tell them as his own
[–]quaintrellFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex did this all the time!! I would say something quietly then he'd say it louder, and everyone would laugh. I swear we all dated the same guy.
[–]Alexa1219FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THAT MOUTH SENT ME
[–]eclecticstatesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is pure brilliance!
[–]throwaway_vibesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to give this an award! Beats dick more than he brushes teeth is too real! :(
[–]maria_chapdeleine0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this my boyfriend?
[–]nnylam0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These collages are everything! 🙌
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–]MadholleyFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]hnycrsp2 points3 points4 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]MadholleyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]hnycrsp0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CuriousBubbleMilkTeaFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]preppykatFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]miloba_FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rebel4acauseFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]quaintrellFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sadpourtoujoursFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]musclebeautyFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Acy931FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RayRayofsun3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jayohdayFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FinnianFae2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yegerskaFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]quaintrellFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Alexa1219FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]eclecticstatesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]throwaway_vibesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]maria_chapdeleine0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]nnylam0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link