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When A Request Becomes A Shit Test

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November 20, 2019
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I noticed that my wife asks me for things a lot more than I ask her for things or favors. My question is at what point is what appears to be a reasonable request actually a shit test?

Is this covered in a book in the side bar?


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Title When A Request Becomes A Shit Test
Author jes484
Upvotes 18
Comments 56
Date 20 November 2019 08:36 PM UTC (11 months ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/295982
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/dz7w8j/when_a_request_becomes_a_shit_test/
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[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret43 points44 points  (6 children) | Copy

MMSLP - go read it. What you're talking about is a compliance test, maybe. It may also be a reasonable request. They're hard to tell the difference in the beginning because, well, you want to tell her NO!... to everything.... like Rambo McFucktard.

Imagine you're in a room with her. She says, "Honey, can you turn off the lights?"

Are you closer to the light switch than her and it's minimal effort? Probably a reasonable request.

Or, are you sitting down and enjoying reading a book while she's got her nose buried in her phone standing next to the light switch herself? Probably a compliance test.

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker21 points22 points  (4 children) | Copy

My wife used to give me compliance tests all the time. One memorable one was to always hand me her finished tea cup when we were both on the sofa watching TV. She couldn't be bothered to move, so id put it down for her. Now she doesn't even look my way for this kind of shit.

When you feel like you're being used like a fucking slave, it's a compliance test.

She handed me her handbag a few weeks ago... Without thinking I put out my hand to grab it (reactional)... Brain kicks in, "wtf am I doing" and I put the fucking thing on the floor next to her feet.

Don't. Get. Used.

Now if she needs some shit doing that actually requires my expertise, fine... If I'm already making a tea for myself, sure she can have one. But don't be a pussy whipped billy beta boy OP

[–]fannyfire20 points21 points  (2 children) | Copy

Lmfao.

You mentioned the handbag and it reminded me of something I did to my wife maybe two months ago.

She told me her purse was heavy and handed it to me while we were in a department store. Right when she passed it to me I gently laid it down on the ground. She flipped and I started laughing my ass off. Didn’t pick it up and she got so mad. Told her next time to make sure her purse is lighter. Now she doesn’t ask me to carry her purse and it has considerably less shit in it.

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

We ain't carrying that shit. If I wanted to carry a purse I'd fucking buy myself one.

[–]PillUpAss0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Or just carry a 22 yo HB9 around while she’s wearing nothing but a gstring. Can do either.

[–]kendallb1832 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My go-to line is to put it on a table or floor and say the floor does such a better job holding stuff than me. Then I act like she never asked me to do it to begin with. Usually only takes doing this once with a chick and she got the message. Never holding shit. I'm not a call boy.

[–]mrpalt1Chief of the Towel Police0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Rambo McFucktard.

Be a Ronald McDonald he's more chill

[–]vabab830 points31 points  (6 children) | Copy

You ever seen those NFL commercials with Cleveland browns quarterback Baker Mayfield and his wife. Thet are sitting in an empty Brown's stadium and she turns to him and asks him to get her some lemonade. He walks across the field through the stands, through the concourse, fills the drink cup. Then you see him trudging back (very long walk). Just as he sits down she looks at him (with a shitty look, my opinion) and says he forgot the straw. I went ballistic (in my head). This is the quintessential example of the feminist imparative that men are just fuck ups.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy

It’s bigger than that. It’s the feminine imperative promoting compliance tests.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm a fan of commercials with man-child dads who can't seems to function like a human adult. Doing retarded shit like gutting and cleaning a fish on the mattress.

"Lol, that's my retarded husband again..."

[–]vabab82 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Amen.

[–]Red-Nerd138 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

I can't unsee these kinds of things. It's everywhere, there is a show my son likes on Netflix that is filled with this kind of crap. We don't watch that show anymore. There was a time where I wouldn't blink at this stuff, but now it drives me nuts.

I wanted to slap Mayfield and his wife when I saw that ad.

[–]wkndatbernardus5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Mayfield doesn't just suck on the football field...

[–]mrpalt1Chief of the Towel Police2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Once you take the pill you can't un-see this shit. I thought the same thing about this commercial. In a twisted way I almost prefer it now though because my wife knows I won't do that shit, and starts to call it out when she sees other husbands do it.

[–]hack3geRed Beret13 points14 points  (10 children) | Copy

Dunno but I just stopped doing things if it wasn’t convenient - eventually she got the hint.

Now she asks me stuff and catches herself and asks my son instead - pretty funny when he gets RP and says no - tough line to tow between respecting your mom and teaching him RP.

[–]RedPillGlasses1 point2 points  (9 children) | Copy

More examples?

I would lean towards obeying all commands from mom, but my stepson (used to be) an absolute shithead towards his mom so I had to fix that first.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Ah yeah, teach em young to be a nice guy. Obey all commands from mom.

Guess you are going to be a faggot again today.

[–]RedPillGlasses4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s not beta to obey your parents. Nice try.

[–]hack3geRed Beret1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

I AA the fuck out of her at the beginning when she would fitness test me. I remember the exact moment I saw the matrix for the first time.

We were at a school meet and greet and she had a coffee - the meeting ended and we are just talking with other parents and she puts her coffee cup out and says can you throw this out. I just look at her, cock my head and tell her “No” and go back to the conversation. She gave me a dirty look and walked over and put it in the trash. She was bitchy most of the day and then that night I got the first BJ I had gotten in 10 years. Game on mother fucker...

As long as my son is respectful when he says no I have his side - she doesn’t like it but if she brings it up to me she knows she won’t get any support on it from me. Funny thing is that if I ask him to do something he always will.

The reason boys grow up to be beta is because of learned behaviors - I’m not going to stand there while my wife teaches him to fail fitness tests.

[–]RedPillGlasses0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Obey your mother and father.

Maybe your wife sucks? That’s why you don’t make your son respect her?

I guess that would make sense, you do you.

[–]hack3geRed Beret0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Can you read?

I make him respect her I just don’t tell him he has to be her slave and go do shit for her. She can go get her own soda from the garage she has fucking legs.

But your interpretation is an indicator of why you still suck at fitness tests.

[–]RedPillGlasses-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

I thought it was a coffee cup?

It’s okay, the tren messes with your head.

And you’re right, if your wife is too lazy to stand up, maybe your son shouldn’t respect her.

[–]hack3geRed Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Confirmed you can’t read - have fun continuing to get fitness tests and failing them - I’m beginning to think you may actually be autistic.

[–]RedPillGlasses0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

We were at a meet and greet and she had a coffee

Thank god you’re pretty, because you’re none too smart. Later faggot

[–]hack3geRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Clearly autistic - that was me not my son - we are talking about my son try to keep up speedy Gonzalez

[–]Rock_Granite15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Back in the day I would never ask my wife to do anything for me. Since I don't like to be imposed upon, I thought I shouldn't impose upon my wife. Well it turns out that women aren't like that. I started asking my wife to do little stuff for me. Go to the drugstore and pick up something. Cook me a certain meal for dinner. Little things like that. After a while she started asking me if there were things that she could be doing for me. The more things I gave her to do, the more she wanted to do for me.

She used to ask me to do more things for her. These days she hardly ever does.

My advice to you is to start asking your wife to do stuff for you. Watch how her attitude starts changing.

[–]IATAsshole2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I second this, since the start of my LTR I’ve been asking my girl to fill my water bottle, get the lights when we watch a movie etc.

She’s always happy to do so, and the only requests I get are the obvious ones (open jar, get her something while I’m up etc.)

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good call. She wants to feel like she's contributing towards a highly sort after man. If you can request things of her, you must be a higher SMV.

[–]tightsleeves0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agree. Same experience here... But only works when you become a man she will follow

[–]InChargeManRed Beret17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

Every time a woman asks a man to do something stupid or unreasonable and he complies she dies a bit inside.

Also, FYI, every time she is brought to tears while whimpering fuck me harder Daddy, an angel gets her wings.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

God I love poetry in the morning.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

General rule for me is if she can do it just as easily as me, she should do it. If it’s something heavy or opening a jar or whatever... that’s me. Keep it simple

[–]InChargeManRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yep.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Damn... askMRP is getting a lot of retards again.

There’s no context here...and no stats.

Therefore my conclusion is you are a faggot and wouldn’t be able to figure out if you are doing things for her because you want to or in fear of her.

So... go lift something heavy and read the sidebar.

[–]redwall924 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly ... the whole forum just failed a compliance test. Funny to watch.

[–]ImNotSlash4 points5 points  (9 children) | Copy

When you want to and it's not an inconvenience. Do you really need a fucking book for this?

[–]ImNotSlash2 points3 points  (8 children) | Copy

And who the fuck keeps track of who asks the most favors?

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando11 points12 points  (7 children) | Copy

Me. I have a spreadsheet on my phone that I use when this comes up.

Then, once a month, I plot a graph showing her requests in green and mine in red. Coz I'm red pill, bro.

Then we have a monthly meeting where we sit down and discuss areas of improvement.

[–]ImNotSlash6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was certain you'd have that shit automated. Real men use AWS and Slack.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy

fucking spreadsheet guy.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

He's back!

What if spreadsheet guy was actually some sort of demon that occupies different hosts at will.

If you say spreadsheet guy three times in the mirror at midnight I think it summons him

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It happens when you get three circular references in the same workbook.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I'll try it and report back my findings. Should it be in spreadsheet format?

[–]RedPillGlasses0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hot Crazy scale. Plot all your bitches, show your wife, shit is hysterical, especially when she finds out she’s only in “girlfriend territory”

[–]EasyDaysHardNights2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't forget to fill out the TPS reports.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

When A Request Becomes A Shit Test?

When she asks you to wipe her ass for her.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do not take ass eating away from me...

j/k

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Never get between a man and his ass eating.

[–]CUCV7J1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Simple rule. Do Only what you can do with a happy or neutral heart, and be brutally honest with yourself about that.

If you feel resentful, dont.

[–]redwall921 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is this covered in a book in the side bar?

Nope. Not covered here.

Pretty sure deadbedrooms has a sidebar that covers this specifically. I think they say to put on the apron and pick up the duster you lazy fucktard.

[–]EasyDaysHardNights3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

On the flip side, if a woman percieves you to be higher value than you, she will go out of her way to be helpful, remove inconveniences out of your way and even, most hilariously be REALLY uncomfortable with you serving her.

The other day I carried a box with a bunch of shit in it, out of a room down a hallway and out a front door of a building. I was going that way, it was not heavy and I was just feeling helpful. The woman who owned the box did not ask for my assistance and I didn't ask for permission. I just did it.

She fell over herself to open doors along the path of travel, was very fidgety as we walked along and when we made it outside, although we were still quite a ways from her car, she was so beside herself that she blurted out "Oh, this really all unnecessary, you don't have to carry that for me, here, I can carry my own box". Her relief was palpable.

A compliance test is simply a way of confirming the value hierarchy in her own mind. Feel free to fuck with it!

[–]arm_candy0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

That sounds more like standard social “nice guy” behavior. You gave her a favor she didn’t ask for and it put her in a weird spot. If someone’s hideous picked up the box she’d likely have reacted the same.

[–]EasyDaysHardNights1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I can see how it would appear that way. Not the vibe that transpired in the moment but certainly something to be watchful for.

[–]arm_candy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

To be clear, I’m not saying you were the “nice guy” here. She was. You put her in a spot where she “owed you” and she’s got really awkward as a result.

I imagine that if she found you attractive, it added even more to the awkwardness.

[–]Thor-Loki-10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

What the fuck, dude.

Do you not know what the word "No" means? Or how to say it?

[–]SelectAirline0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My question is at what point is what appears to be a reasonable request actually a shit test?

When the information is readily available in the side bar but you still expect others to spoon feed it to you.



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