If 2020 had a tinder bio

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-18T15:26:34+00:00

A lot of the removed comments are showing that a surprisingly high amount of commenters either didn't see or didn't bother reading this announcement from our sub's founder. If you haven't read it, do so.

We've been lenient with many of you, but white knighting (even indirectly with "well at least she's honest") is a terrible habit.

If you have nothing to say besides "at least she's honest", then STFU. It's too easy.

Do you know why someone like this is honest?

She's desperate for a bailout, and doesn't want to invest the time and effort (however small) just to have the guy bail as soon as he finds out about any one of those mega-dealbreakers, let alone all of them.

panzer22222 · 2020-11-16T22:56:47+00:00

baby comes first

CEO of a MLM

student

No Trump supporters

must be over 6f

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-11-16T23:28:15+00:00

Fucking gross. How is this a sales pitch? "You're getting step dad status, I come with a truckload of baggage and also STD"?

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-11-16T23:02:35+00:00

Ok.. first it was pregnant on tinder now it will be herpes and proud on tinder.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-16T23:54:37+00:00

There is a part of me that appreciates her honesty. There are women who would hide their kid for months, who would call their baby daddy a sibling or roommate or claim he was gay whilst never mentioning the herpes. She lays it all out there meaning she has at least some respect for others people’s time. She’s still a train wreck, I’ll bet she still gets some swipes right.

TachyonPhoenix · 2020-11-16T23:28:58+00:00

🤣😅 Jesus Christ, is this real?

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-16T23:33:34+00:00

Yeah, um, 2020? Yeah, I want a divorce. You can take the rest of the year. Just take it. Please. Take your year, your plague, and your election fraud, and go. Just GO. Just leave December 24 and 25, that's all I ask. Other than that, take it all.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-16T23:36:15+00:00

Yeah...

I am looking for a guy on the side. I have a man already. That man has claimed every inch of me by knocking me up, and I just had his baby. My episiotomy has barely healed, I'm lactating up a storm, and my stretch marks make me look like Rand McNally. I also have a contagious incurable sexual disease. Be glad I told you first.

So, yeah. You down with that?

Throw4w4is · 2020-11-16T23:57:28+00:00

I mean at least she isn't wasting my time or lying hahaha

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-11-16T23:20:02+00:00

I liver with my baby daddy... if that doesn't bother you

No problem. Come over my place for fun then. ;)

...and I have herpes

Ohh, uhh I just remembered I have my denim boiling on the stove, so let's take a rain check on that, I guess.

mustangfrank · 2020-11-17T00:38:03+00:00

Miss Thot America 2020.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-11-16T22:59:12+00:00

It all evens out in the end... the rear end...

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-11-16T23:32:27+00:00

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mackblensa · 2020-11-17T02:27:53+00:00

The civilizational decline is accelerating

MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-17T00:48:23+00:00

That actually doesn't bother me. This is exactly what I expected to find on tinder. A quick hook up with no strings attached. The dad can watch the kid while I cum in her and drink her milk, lol. She actually knows it's a hookup app and that you're going to have sex and tells you her STD, living arrangement, time constraints.

It does, however, show the depravity of some women. Imagine being her kid... getting bounced all around the bed while your mom holds a bottle in your mouth while she's getting fucked by a random truck driver passing through.

MR_COOL_ICE_ · 2020-11-17T02:28:26+00:00

Who’s first in line fellas to have a shot at this beauty?

Isn’t it illegal to have sex with someone while you have an STD?

TweetBirdie65 · 2020-11-17T00:49:29+00:00

All right, finally something I can work with.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-11-17T01:04:29+00:00

(Laughs in swipes left)

lordtucker · 2020-11-17T01:26:02+00:00

Good thing they display their awfulness right off the bat. So easy to just swipe left.

JabariPark · 2020-11-17T03:33:53+00:00

What's with trash and spotty knees? Have you ever not seen a trashy person like this and not see them with scabby knees?

icecreamandpizzaguy · 2020-11-17T01:06:05+00:00

2020 has been a great year

mimiczx · 2020-11-17T01:22:07+00:00

Oh my... 😳

prelude12342000 · 2020-11-17T01:59:50+00:00

these women getting dumber and dumber....

kin3tiks · 2020-11-17T06:27:36+00:00

She’s mine guys. Back off.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2020-11-17T07:12:25+00:00

Fuck! I think that she's the one!

justafuck2be · 2020-11-17T09:10:50+00:00

The fuck

Stripotle_Grill · 2020-11-17T10:33:59+00:00

The baby daddy haven't left yet. So there's a chance you just need to accept herpes for some stretched out pussay.

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-11-17T12:18:35+00:00

"Run away...run away!"

R_Raj9139 · 2020-11-17T16:23:10+00:00

What kind of non sense did I read just now ?

Of course I will have a problem if you have Herpes when you are on Tinder looking for a romantic relationship

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-17T16:38:59+00:00

When a trash heap grows legs.

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-11-17T00:14:10+00:00

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nogestures · 2020-11-17T02:24:19+00:00

Yo WTF!

daniellederek · 2020-11-17T02:25:20+00:00

Add, 4 dogs, no car, $85k student loan debt from a decade back but no degree and her husband will be paroled in 2 years. You have to drive her to the conjugal visits every 6 months.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2020-11-17T02:42:05+00:00

what bothers me is society is accepting of bios as such.

ronoda12 · 2020-11-17T02:47:07+00:00

Trailer trash

Arnold_Incelinator · 2020-11-17T03:03:30+00:00

What a catch.

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-17T03:35:07+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-11-17T05:15:02+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-17T15:45:16+00:00

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leredditbugman · 2020-11-17T17:45:32+00:00

What kind of decent person would even entertain this offer? My god.

peguy2000 · 2020-11-17T21:03:24+00:00

Atleast she tells you she has herpes. My last long term girlfriend only told me after a year

dbbeebs · 2020-11-17T22:08:33+00:00

I wonder if the baby contracted herpes due to the herpes. found out:

Infants who are born with herpes may have a skin infection or a system-wide infection called systemic herpes, or both. Systemic herpes is more serious and can cause a variety of issues. These issues may include:

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-11-18T11:18:42+00:00

Jesus Christ!

yuvrajsama · 2020-11-18T16:12:43+00:00

someone inform to the husband about her .sympathy for that guy who married her , he will have to pay alymonies and end up in divorce. rip .

2020-11-18T21:44:09+00:00

obligatory when someone mentions herpes

asdf333aza · 2020-11-19T01:12:46+00:00

Whaaaattt the fuckkk?

It's a house of herpes. Nasty as fuck..

If you Google it the studies show that herpes type 2 is anywhere from 10% to 30% prevalent within our population. 10-30% of these girls have a gift that keeps on giving. Remember that.

Scoundrelic · 2020-11-19T22:31:24+00:00

Nah dude, she's upfront about it.

2020 ain't said shit about her sickness, nor the debt we would be paying.

French_Bulldog · 2020-11-17T03:37:51+00:00

Nah 2020 didn’t tell us. It just mentioned after committing that it had Covid

Songgeek · 2020-11-17T05:01:36+00:00

Well at least she doest have super aids and supports Trump. So.. still a catch for some?

Title	If 2020 had a tinder bio
Author	Abhificaton_Shwarma
Upvotes	1068
Comments	131
Date	November 16, 2020 10:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/jvh23n/if_2020_had_a_tinder_bio/
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