Must be getting desperate out there.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-09-23T12:57:16+00:00

There really is a sort of heavy performative bullshit aspect to this kind of odd spectacle. This attention-seeking "I'm just so fabulous but I can't get a man to look at me, boo hoo" act.

Yes you can, but your demands are off the chart and you still expect men to compete over you despite your looks bottoming out like the 4th fiscal quarter of '29. Question: how many free dinners & evenings out did you collect in your 20s? You must've mistaken all of that for charity from the Benevolent Association For Giving Food & Booze Away To Spoiled Tarts. If you no longer feel desirable, just be happy that you once felt desirable and be gone.

Now get back in your sarcophagus and have your undead lackies nail the lid shut before the sun comes up.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-09-23T13:46:14+00:00

Let's be clear about a few things here.

1) This woman is in NYC, one of the toughest markets in the world for women.

2) This woman is easily top 10% in physical appearance for her age.

3) This woman could easily get many, many men for dating and sex. Attractive men. Wealthy men. She can't get them for commitment and there are several reasons.

--Her standards and demands are out of this world unreasonable. He has to be handsome, wealthy, worldly-wise, kind, caring, compassionate, have cool hobbies, cool friends, and Game. He can't be a cub, meaning he's got to be at least 50.

And almost all of those men are either married already or can date women in their 30s and early 40s.

--She's batshit insane.

--She's got a "big personality" (i.e., she's an insufferable bitch). Men don't want to put up with bitches.

--She doesn't need a man. Men want to feel needed.

--She doesn't appreciate men. Men need their women to appreciate them and be grateful for them.

--She works too hard and probably always has. She never has time for a man. When a man gets to 50 or so, he doesn't want to be going going going gung ho full speed all the time, especially not in his personal life.

That said:

She will find someone willing to wife her up, and probably already has. But the men who are willing to wife her up don't meet her standards.

koolmagicguy · 2019-09-23T12:25:07+00:00

“Fit and fabulous” More like flat and flabulous.

Wants a kind and generous soul. $$$$$

Cantide756 · 2019-09-23T12:44:33+00:00

Why is she playing around on a special needs bus?

PhantasyBoy · 2019-09-23T13:50:03+00:00

Sadly for her, the kind of millionaire man she is holding out for doesn’t give a shite how much money any potential partner has made, and he is chasing women half her age.

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-09-23T13:16:17+00:00

Everything about this lady is old, despite the $200 a week makeup and hair care addiction. Her hair literally looks like a wig I just saw at Halloween USA, while shopping for my sons costume.

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-09-23T13:16:39+00:00

i'D rather be single than wake up to that. I'd feel like I was in bed with the lunch lady, yuck

FemaleIsEasyMode · 2019-09-23T14:20:44+00:00

The doctor is in, please put the hamster on the chair and we can begin our analysis. 1) made money on a successful show 2) looking for a divorced, single dad 3) 56 and believes she's fit and fabulous 4) loves their mother but doesn't live with them

Time to break it down. 1) she made her own money, but you can bet that this career oriented lady will not date someone who makes less than her. I'm pretty sure she turned down guys who make less than she does, because she has "standards". 2) she knows that a single man would not look at her. Especially at her age. If a man has remained unmarried at her age, not much chance he'll want to get married. The hamster seems to be doing well with this realization. 3) she's 56 and trying to show that she still "has it" and can compete with women younger than her. She realizes that her competition is younger women and must put forward that she is better. 4) she wants a guy who loves their mother, since that is what she looks like. Someone's mother.

That concludes todays session. The hamster does have some roots in reality with regards to her finding a divorced man. The rest of what she is looking for is out of her reach.

Dinomiteblast · 2019-09-23T12:56:14+00:00

Dat manly jaw!

I_like_PnutButter · 2019-09-23T13:32:00+00:00

Oh hi Leather face. I see you're looking for a man. You're a few decades too late old honey.

SamsAdvice · 2019-09-23T14:04:44+00:00

The only thing new on her is the clothes.

I guarantee she is getting plenty of men asking her out on Facebook and in person. Men her age or older, but....none of them are good enough according to her. She's getting 50+ year old simps asking her out and calling her beautiful every time she posts but she's going to complain there are no good men.

bushwicksick · 2019-09-23T14:11:31+00:00

This old female is washed up, worthless and most likely fruitless. She doesn't deserve a good man. She tried to live the Sex & the City lifestyle and now it is finally catching up with her.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-23T14:38:03+00:00

By the time this type of woman wants a certain quality of man, this man can just afford better than her. It’s a sad time in a woman’s life... they’re expecting a man to pay a premium price for old, used up goods...

smfuel87 · 2019-09-23T19:52:16+00:00

56 lol. Wtf ever. I'm a one and done single divorced dad. Found out the hard way women, family and the world weren't what I thought they were In the worst ways. Fortunately I learned that young. I don't want any hard charging post wall narcissist "business women" who made their way in the world more due to EO law that favors them, wealth redistribution and financially raping an ex partner to finance their facade of "success" rather yhan her actual business accummen.

I got divorced at 23. The effects of it will last until I'm 42. I'm 32 now. Marriage and children destroyed my life. I paid for my kids, ex wife and her five years unemployed new husband to live in the city Ive always wanted to live in and cant afford to move to, and being I cant afford to move to it after support payments, I can't get more custody because I dont live in that town. I drive an 89 Buick and live in a studio appartment. They drive new cars. I'm the "deadbeat, yet somehow during his five years of unemployment, new husband was the "real man who stepped up when others wouldnt". Never mind I never abandoned my family. My ex filed because "I dont need no man" and other feminist rhetoric that took over her mind. She was jealous that I was the one working. Now she gets to work so.e bs minimum wage job and just use the courts to transfer herself half of my shit for 20 years to maintain a facade of success.

As for marrying or dating "career" women or single mothers, fuck no. I dont want to end up with a pistol in my mouth or behind bars for murder after some other feminist bitch and the legal system hooks me again to be someones meal ticket.

Im sticking with my plan of a private airplane and a destination to the bunny ranch. Fuck modern women. At least hookers are honest and significantly less dangerous.

TitySuker · 2019-09-23T14:08:56+00:00

I felt embarrassed for her.

ugluk1 · 2019-09-23T14:51:00+00:00

Get lost, granny.

Older_Miggy · 2019-09-23T17:05:20+00:00

IIRC this broad is a well known real estate agent dealing in upper end properties.

This means that most people in her target market already know who she is, has heard about her, or crossed paths with her in some social network. Yet she remains single.

Hmmm, wonder why?

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-09-23T13:34:25+00:00

Does she ever blink or is her face so Botox’d up that she lost the ability to?

KabyBlue · 2019-09-23T18:48:00+00:00

I recommend taking a look at a recent photo of her before shooting your shot fellas. Makeup does wonders to a woman...

Edit --> changed link to a photo vs. her instagram profile...

MarkBoabaca · 2019-09-23T14:14:33+00:00

This woman looks like Bonnie Tyler when she sang "I Need a Hero" (when it first came out). Seems like the two have more than one thing in common: they both display an 80's fashion sense, and they both need a man.

coiluniverse · 2019-09-23T15:46:55+00:00

Well she can’t get Pierce Bronson because he’s already married. Fabio well he’s sort of a bachelor...May be Tom Cruise? Well actually not Tom Cruise, he still has his looks and dates 25 year olds. Mick Jagger the same with him, he likes his pretty 30 year olds.

666sdk666 · 2019-09-23T16:43:18+00:00

Men over 40 can easily get women 10-20 years younger than themselves. So at 56 shes fishing for someone who is 71+/- 5 years. Not much chance they're still living with their mother at that point unless they are sleeping in her tomb.

That aside, what part of that sales pitch is ANY man inclined to find appealing?? She thinks because she finds men who are "driven" to be attractive that men find that attractive in a woman. Which is the exact polar opposite of the truth. Sort of explains why she's still on the market at her age.

Gordon-G · 2019-09-23T14:47:40+00:00

Hell no... over 25.. pass

bored_vampire · 2019-09-23T19:00:59+00:00

I am quite certain that the main issue here is how masculine her personality is. If we put a more feminine mind in that body, she'd find her man.

She flaunts her success. If we were women seeking a provider then we'd get our panties wet, but we are not. We aren't likely to share in her wealth even if we did marry her. Most likely we will not see a dime, nor will she take us on vacation. If anything she is expecting us to make just as much money or more. Limiting her already limited dating pool.

I look at her extroverted, dominant body language and I see no future of passionate blowjobs and her trying to please me. I see constant struggles to be equal in everything and just an exhausting headache of dealing with it. Nothing in her holds promise of fun sexual experience or any other kind of fun. She seems completely self-centered. Any kind of love or pleasure would have to be negotiated out of her like squeezing the last drops from a lemon. Correct or not that's the vibe I get from her.

It's just going to be a constant battle to wear the pants in the house. Now, some people enjoy strife and struggle. I don't. She will probably try to force you to eat her out on command.

The future I see with her is of constant fights to keep the seat down and other inane crap like that. Do you think this confident successful go-getter will roll over for you on many issues? Think she's going to be eager to please you to make you happy?

Maybe, but I kind of doubt it. She gives off the vibe that she thinks she is the prize and men need to please her and bend over backwards for her. You would think that would be easy, but it's not. What a conundrum, what could be the problem here?

asura227 · 2019-09-23T15:11:06+00:00

The main idea is that she's not yours, it's just your turn. Well, I'm gonna pass on that turn because she's already had a few too many turns to have that ridiculous price of admission.

E-roticWarrior · 2019-09-23T15:29:06+00:00

This is a full scale AD. WTF!

BlueSkiesOneCloud · 2019-09-23T13:47:27+00:00

That music loud as heck; I can't understand what she's trying to say

Brickles09 · 2019-09-23T15:11:19+00:00

How much would she pay the guy per year? BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN EASY JOB AT ALL!

gloomcel · 2019-09-24T01:06:50+00:00

For an older woman she’s attractive but unfortunately Hypergamy Helen only wants even better than she is. Which means CEO and billionaire only

Enjoy your cats lady.

TheCleanSlates · 2019-09-23T21:29:21+00:00

form an orderly queue lads, who wouldnt want a hard nosed business woman who has shaped her personality and core values based on the cut throat world of commerce and economic realities.

you can have all the fun of a board room struggle in your very own home, you can negotiate for everything as if its a contract deal, who wouldn't want to come home from work to face such an hard unforgiving environment?

its really fucking simple ladies, guys mostly want a loving caring and compassionate woman who is sweet kind and thoughful, they dont want some hardnosed woman who thinks she is hot shit, then actually falls to pieces if you actually do treat her like a business adversary as she is treating you.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-09-23T22:01:08+00:00

This is what makes 21st century woman sad. At her age she should be spoiling grandkids, not trolling for dates on the internet.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-09-23T22:54:58+00:00

If she was able to swap her wealth for youth and beauty, she will have far greater success with gaining a high-value man, but lets face it, the odds are that if she somehow did regain her youth and beauty, she will end up wasting it all on bad boys and low value thugs like the first time.

Tailtappin · 2019-09-23T19:00:23+00:00

I thought it was a newscast spot.

CantBanFacts · 2019-09-23T20:38:37+00:00

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DisdainForSluts · 2019-09-24T08:49:10+00:00

Promiscuity makes women insane.

Anonkunsama · 2019-09-27T05:19:34+00:00

I've seen this video before but had to post this link https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/16/style/weddings-ann-b-cutbill-peter-g-lenane.html, this is notice of her getting married at the age of 33 in 1996. The reason I posted this is look at the guy she married, " Mr. Lenane, 40, is a senior vice president of Oppenheimer & Company in New York." HYPERGAMY ALERT! She landed the top of the top well past the wall. Now in her 50's she thinks she could come close to landing a man of that nature especially one who is divorced, just reinforces the red pill truth of female sophism. Those men who are in the top 1% of financial earnings, divorced and are at her age or above will want some young poon, not some old prune. Her ex must love that he can now smash young poon without being divorce raped since she made alot of her own money.

RomniChava · 2019-09-24T02:51:29+00:00

There’s nothing wrong with older men & women looking to find someone. But I agree many people have too much expectations when they don’t even fill out themselves.

Resident-evil-man · 2019-09-23T16:44:10+00:00

That pussy will stay dry, why?, and reasonable men would stay away from that cum dumpster.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-23T21:01:07+00:00

The equivalent of this might be a fat 'loser' nerd type in his teens trying to get the belle of the ball to go with him. Except in her case I don't feel sorry for her. She is stupid as well as pathetically doomed to failure. It also looks like her nose was glued on hurriedly and in the wrong position.

hozarkmoca · 2019-09-23T21:15:08+00:00

Just moved out my moms house alright, alright, alright

anangrygoyqq · 2019-09-23T21:31:49+00:00

INSANITY

ShittierLord · 2019-09-24T01:36:13+00:00

"Enjoy the ride." WTF is that supposed to mean?

YostwocentS · 2019-09-24T01:44:34+00:00

56 is waaaaay to old

SuperGoxxer · 2019-09-24T02:43:58+00:00

Not bad for an older gal, but that turkey neck and the attitude is a real turn-off.

She should just switch teams and get a big mirror to diddle herself while watching the reflection. That is, if it doesn't shatter.

I do like this kind of desperation though, it seems fitting that they're incapable of understanding why they're alone. Its like a Black Mirror episode where everyone is in on the joke (White Bear, brutal one) but her.

Thats it sweetie, keep claiming that there's no one out there - or they're all initimidated by your stellar character traits and career.

What a laugh.

Goldenwind89 · 2019-09-24T06:18:12+00:00

Ooooh this clown 🤡🤣🤣🤣

Lurkingnopost · 2019-09-24T23:28:06+00:00

Good luck....

NotherThrowaway284 · 2019-09-26T02:10:04+00:00

Melania's plastic surgeon's first-ever patient.

That said, I actually didn't find her video so very presumptuous or demanding. She's clearly desperate and trying way too hard to seem upbeat, but that's all.

Or am I missing something?

xXSoroxXx · 2019-09-24T00:45:55+00:00

56 year old fit and fabulous woman... MY SIDES!!!!!

I almost feel sorry for her, she's been tricked by the system and probably secretly blames men.

Title	Must be getting desperate out there.
Author	baiboosar
Upvotes	566
Comments	151
Date	September 23, 2019 12:17 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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