Have you seen this gem yet?

moorekom · 2019-06-30T17:30:54+00:00

OP,

FYI, this is weekend post material and even then it is fringe material. She's not looking for commitment of any sort explicitly. It can be implied that she indeed is but going about it indirectly. That said, we mostly try to show women actively looking for commitment whilst having had a past that goes directly opposite to what they claim their intentions have always been.

loner589 · 2019-06-30T09:51:23+00:00

Women are curvy, men are fat....okay. what happened to equality?

Pliyii · 2019-06-30T09:59:26+00:00

This bitch looks like if she went swimming she'd be classified as a shipping hazard. No fatties is probably due to the engineering assessment and load limit of where she lives. The best thing this she-beast deserves is a famine.

imtyrone001 · 2019-06-30T10:11:55+00:00

This has got to be a troll attempt. This is way too delusional, even by female standards.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-30T09:48:58+00:00

Hulk Hogan, are you ashamed yet? She's got bigger arms than you, brother!

ricstone100 · 2019-06-30T10:16:48+00:00

If this lady didn't have double standards, she'd have no standards at all.

FutureIsManAndRobot · 2019-06-30T10:49:17+00:00

How can one be so fat and still have not tits? Even my uncle Mike (who's a cuck BTW) has bigger manboobs than she does.

ruifaf · 2019-06-30T10:25:34+00:00

Did she eat her ex's!?!??

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T10:51:57+00:00

Curvy? Baitch you fat.

Arsimael · 2019-06-30T12:09:25+00:00

Are you two girls from England? - It's WALES you idiot!

Excuse me, madam. Are you two whales from England?

RedPilledLife · 2019-06-30T10:18:47+00:00

Please tell me this is a joke/meme 😖

keithrockz · 2019-06-30T11:13:56+00:00

Ms. Michelin 2019....Someone had to use the "panoramic"setting to get all of that girth in the photo

PDX_SE_Throwaway · 2019-06-30T10:58:03+00:00

I have seen patients with severe mental illness that were less delusional than this whale. She comes across as Indian based on those facial features, if she is then I'm not surprised. My Indian friends told me Indian women have some of the craziest dating standards out there.

SleepDeprivedOwl · 2019-06-30T11:44:18+00:00

Curvy, hahahaha, no silly you are morbidly obese 🤪

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-06-30T11:06:48+00:00

Moana Puff Cream Pie! Good morning.

How can we help you today?

Photo

Oh, is this cosplay? Let me guess: That big sister from Lilo and Stitch?

Wait. No. No, that's not it. Um. The grandma from Moana? No. Wait. I got this....

Your grandma's curtains? Is that it?

Oh Cream Puffs, that's not a character, silly.

Anyhoo. What's doing?

Swipe left if...

Oh. Poor Puffy Cakes.

99% of men of all heights, ages, body types, education, race, and income have already swiped left.

Not quite sure how to say this, so I will just come out with it. Your place in the dating pool hierarchy is sort of LOW. As in the very bottom along with girls in a wheelchair, and Vegan Witches. You have a snowball's chance in Kilauea of finding a decent guy with your, ahem, looks.

Forgive me. I was being rude. You were saying...

I may be curvy....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Curvy! Holy shit. Oh good lord, my sides. Hoolld on a second. Let me catch my....

Whoo. That was good.

Curvy. Right. If you are "curvy", then Hitler was just a bit "antsy".

Go on. Oh, please. Continue.

Also swipe left if you are fat or balding.

o_O

Well. It looks like someone got us lads. This is grade A troll account material. I am not even mad, that is quite impressive.

Poisonella · 2019-06-30T11:47:24+00:00

Someone needs to lower their expectations (and caloric intake!)

ankified · 2019-06-30T11:50:37+00:00

She's so wide, i had to see this post on 56" LED.

TwilightSea · 2019-06-30T12:25:03+00:00

My ex has bigger tits than you and she weighed (at the time) 185lbs!

5shad · 2019-06-30T15:45:03+00:00

Being that fat and have little to no boobs. Yeah I said it!

Extra_Napkins · 2019-06-30T16:15:06+00:00

Lose some weight you piece of shit.

RiotAct021 · 2019-06-30T11:03:17+00:00

She uses fucking Centimetres

five_eight · 2019-06-30T12:18:19+00:00

Her armpits have bigger tits.

Joroda · 2019-06-30T12:28:11+00:00

May I have your attention please. Please man all harpoon stations. Aaarrrggghh. I repeat, Aaarrrggghh.

FreshNothingBurger · 2019-06-30T12:36:14+00:00

have you seen this gem yet

No, and I'd have been perfectly happy for it to stay that way. :(

Helstromme · 2019-06-30T16:10:11+00:00

There's a big difference between curvy and obese, this landwhale needs to learn it.

keithrockz · 2019-06-30T11:17:02+00:00

Ms.Buffet Killer 2019... So big she has her own gravitational field

MarkBoabaca · 2019-06-30T11:41:44+00:00

Gentlemen, what I think you all fail to realize is that Ms. Tons-of-Fun brings something more to the table than just her appetite. Take a closer look at her picture (unless you just ate within the last several hours, then I would hold off until the contents of your stomach have left your body entirely; then you'll only be dry heaving). Tiny Thumbelina offers a variety of "extra" orifices that your average woman just doesn't have. I count at least four entry points at her elbow and armpit. You KNOW there are several more in her nether region, at the knee, etc., the camera couldn't pan wide enough to include them.

hideout78 · 2019-06-30T11:58:42+00:00

You’ve been on voat I see. Lol.

Deserve = “I’m entitled to”, because society has puffed up my ego/self worth to pathological levels.

sshevie · 2019-06-30T12:37:52+00:00

It's true she deserves the best cheeseburgers.

Turbomonkey · 2019-06-30T15:04:39+00:00

This is a troll account. That’s a body positive Instagram model. Someone just took her picture and used it it’s pretty much bait.

EDIT: curvesbecomeher is her instagram account.

GerinX · 2019-06-30T10:44:11+00:00

Oh no. Oh dear. Oh come on. Oh that is just not right. She “deserves the best”? Right. Okay. Walks away

Fa3eShift · 2019-06-30T11:01:21+00:00

Id turn here into crued oil for my emergency disel generator.

MrDrool · 2019-06-30T11:39:38+00:00

Curvy? We gotta help that whale back into the water asap.

Pliyii · 2019-06-30T11:40:06+00:00

Fk that mass and those colors she should just advertise as mother Earth

beesajknees · 2019-06-30T12:21:23+00:00

If you want the best, be the best. Half a hamburger from a heart attack is far from being the best.

E-roticWarrior · 2019-06-30T12:23:58+00:00

WOOOW! The level of narcissism is unconscionable.

Casualview · 2019-06-30T14:14:11+00:00

Curvy means curves go in and out. Not one giant single curve.

LowWafer8 · 2019-06-30T14:49:29+00:00

i'm so tired of women believing that they DESERVE anything simply because they have a vagina. what have you done to earn anything at all you gross morbidly obese diseased hippo.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-06-30T15:01:59+00:00

What makes her think shes too good for other fat dudes? That's what repulses me about this chick, her stuck up, better then you attitude where she believes her behavior and actions are warranted in a relationship simply because shes a women and she "deserves" it... What about those other "fat and balding" men? Don't they deserve the best as well? What a dumb cunt

Nov51605 · 2019-06-30T15:38:24+00:00

she spelled "obese" incorrectly

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-06-30T15:39:49+00:00

I’m telling you one thing about fat women is sweat gets up those folds like around her arms and it starts to turn sour and nasty smelling aroma

🤮

blueablaze · 2019-06-30T16:33:12+00:00

So, Landwhale wants Brad Pitt?

forme2c · 2019-06-30T12:44:09+00:00

This can't be real. She's a zero making demands for her hero??? No way a decent dude would stoop so low to be her SO.

faintingoat · 2019-06-30T13:06:20+00:00

also swipe left if you look like me

BluePillCypher · 2019-06-30T13:10:26+00:00

.. Also swipe left if you have any common sense

(Keep it going(

I-am-the-lul · 2019-06-30T13:21:04+00:00

She wants someone that is taller than she is wide, she must want to wear him like a belt... yeek.

Jesus_Faction · 2019-06-30T13:25:41+00:00

/r/ChoosingBeggars

eightandsix · 2019-06-30T13:44:28+00:00

Fat AND no tits? I almost feel bad for her...almost.

MGTOWtoday · 2019-06-30T14:13:53+00:00

This reminded me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Vy8HUL0jc

WolverineDLogan · 2019-06-30T14:28:22+00:00

That woman should go fuck herself

PaperClipNinja58 · 2019-06-30T14:44:49+00:00

Looks like she's worth her weight in twinkies.

TruthGetsBanned · 2019-06-30T14:51:38+00:00

How is it even possible to be that fat and still have no tits?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-30T15:18:13+00:00

Is that the Pillsbury Dough Desi ?

Chingparr · 2019-06-30T15:26:26+00:00

Lumps. Are. Not. Curves.

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-06-30T15:37:12+00:00

She deserves the best when she is nowhere near the best 😂

Bitch thinks she is a 10

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-06-30T15:39:06+00:00

She looks like the bass player for Metallica had sex with the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man and they made a baby

johnnvk · 2019-06-30T16:06:32+00:00

Eats like an animal but demands manly qualities.

dukecharming1975 · 2019-06-30T17:27:30+00:00

Pet peeve: claiming curvy is synonymous with fat.

boisdevie · 2019-06-30T17:36:52+00:00

I'm only 172cm tall. I'm only short and a bit of an opinionated cunt but I also deserve the best.

CastroOnGo · 2019-07-17T15:31:12+00:00

She has a camelpit

NMFlamez · 2019-06-30T12:11:26+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

ShadowRun976 · 2019-06-30T12:28:34+00:00

Pabst wouldn't even give her a blue ribbon.

saikaushal · 2019-06-30T12:37:54+00:00

Ok wtf, this looks like pure satire.

GlobalAsshat · 2019-06-30T14:09:23+00:00

Wife her up, boys! Don't let this one get away!

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T14:13:23+00:00

The Rock she want to smell what he's cookin'

BigMuddyMonster89 · 2019-06-30T14:58:42+00:00

Would your harpoon even be effective with this kind of mass?

darkestb4thedonald · 2019-06-30T15:00:19+00:00

Not worth the flour you’d have to roll her in.

neo_neo_neo_96 · 2019-06-30T15:33:22+00:00

More like gym?

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-06-30T17:49:14+00:00

A solid 2 brainwashed by Tinder's thirsty boys.

arena_say_what · 2019-06-30T18:27:11+00:00

Ugly fat bitch lmfao. Truth hurts and it cuts deep

LotBuilder · 2019-06-30T19:15:32+00:00

In her defense, a fat guy couldn’t fuck her unless he had a 15” dick so she is just saving everyone time.

[deleted] · 2019-06-30T19:17:32+00:00

gem

Meaning round?

wastelandchic · 2019-06-30T19:30:02+00:00

Gag profile? No woman's that fucking clueless....

Anabolic_Window14 · 2019-06-30T20:18:15+00:00

Moby dick

anyoneinamerica · 2019-06-30T20:19:39+00:00

How do I un-see this gem?

Dustin44655 · 2019-06-30T22:03:35+00:00

I was just getting ready to eat lunch and I wish I hadn’t seen a photo of this hideous beast. Now I have lost my appetite – but she still has hers apparently.

jayhat79 · 2019-06-30T23:10:02+00:00

I guess she figured 5’11” would be what it took for her to feel it. Joke’s on her. John Holmes would need to strap a board to his ass to keep from falling in

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-30T23:40:32+00:00

I feel greasy just reading that profile.

MistakenMagician · 2019-07-01T00:33:33+00:00

Weird, as I saw this.. I spontainously became fat and balding.

Edit: missed a letter

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-07-01T01:33:46+00:00

What I am trying to explain to you guys is rolls and fold sweat collects there

It turns sour and stinky and nasty

Scipio_Amer1canus · 2019-07-01T02:37:31+00:00

I'm guessing hers are the people who worship cows... hence her attitude of entitlement!

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-07-01T02:44:29+00:00

Curvy? What the fuck is she talking about? Her fat has fat.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2019-07-01T11:37:45+00:00

how is she so fat but have small tits?

Needlecrash · 2019-07-01T13:52:53+00:00

Accept me for the goddess that I am.
NO FAT GUYS
6' OR TALLER.

Workamania · 2019-07-01T16:08:56+00:00

I had a rule not to date anyone with bigger arms than my quads.

Harry_Teak · 2019-07-01T22:28:54+00:00

Another few years of the downward slide and that thing will be on the cover of SI's swimsuit edition. Fucksake, her upper arms are bigger than my thighs and I don't skip leg day. Well, too often. Shhh.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-07-04T04:24:09+00:00

That has to be a fake profile. Unless she’s totally delusional.

FutureSquall · 2019-07-05T16:25:04+00:00

Fat woman tells fat people to swipe left. 🤡🌎

jnewco81 · 2019-07-07T07:15:02+00:00

Curse my receding hairline. Damn you!

Isitnecessary667 · 2019-07-10T11:59:23+00:00

Dis bitch wide as all outside

HydriXRe · 2019-08-12T14:00:07+00:00

curvy

fat

FTFY

Duke-Nukem-64 · 2019-06-30T18:13:50+00:00

Man the harpoon.

Title	Have you seen this gem yet?
Author	Subliminal_Otaku
Upvotes	1004
Comments	205
Date	June 30, 2019 9:31 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/c7baa1/have_you_seen_this_gem_yet/
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