Independent post wall hack with a feminazi haircut and 2 young daughters thinks men are dramatic (huh??) but wants a LTR. Someone fell of the reality train.

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-08T15:13:45+00:00

Pushing 50 with 2 small children at home?

Yeah, no.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-03-08T15:27:06+00:00

A 48 year old single mum and a smoker who also disparages men. How lovely.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-08T15:13:50+00:00

Just another strong independent woman that don't need no man, despite the fact that she is alone at 48 with two daughters that look to be under 10, has a 'pixie' (man hating & unattractive) haircut, talks back, and proudly lists all of the typical bitch characteristics as positives like that is going to attract a man.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-03-08T15:48:14+00:00

These women really need to learn three simple lessons:

Men don't give a shit about their careers. Women may find successful men attractive, men couldn't care less what a woman does for a job.
(Most) high value men don't like short hair on women, long hair is attractive as it is a display of femininity. Let's face it, even most thirsty simps aren't really attracted to short hair, they're just happy to take the women that no self respecting man will touch.
Repeatedly stating that you are a mouthy bitch ("I say what I mean and mean what I say...always" "speak sarcasm fluently" etc etc) is probably the biggest turn off for a guy. Who the fuck would want to come home to a miserable old harridan after a hard days work?

BumKnickle · 2019-03-08T15:33:33+00:00

"compassionate, loyal"

...but trash-talks her ex in her dating profile.

Never mind the rest of the profile, that's a big NOPE from me.

[deleted] · 2019-03-08T15:50:47+00:00

Got married at 35 to the beta simp chump i was dating at the time because no one else would have me. Had my two kids, offloaded Beta Simp, been in "relationships" ever since.

I am a bitch on wheels, and proud of it. You so much as look at me sideways, I will cut your balls off with a dull steak knife and stuff them in your mouth. I'll cut your dick off too if i hear you utter the word "Trump". I've got my short hair feminazi cred bitch mommydo to boot. And I smell like an ashtray. Hey, my pack and a half a day habit keeps this body thin. Almost cheaper than an amphetamine Rx.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-08T15:38:47+00:00

Lol...a 48 yo menopausal single mom with 2 kids not even in hgh school yet. Who is gonna man up and forefiet their retirement to fund (not your daughters) their high schooling and college educations? Where are all the good men? GTFO...

[deleted] · 2019-03-08T16:05:52+00:00

Lots of red flags. Ironically, she's a nonreligious person who needs Jesus.

Radiant_Lime · 2019-03-08T16:27:44+00:00

"I say what I mean and mean what I say" immediately followed by "I speak sarcasm fluently."

That's like saying "I'm vegan and I enjoy a nice juicy steak dinner regularly."

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-08T16:35:46+00:00

Does she want a 6 ft+ tattooed, bearded CEO man to enjoy her cussing, smoking, drinking and bad cultural taste?

Asking for a friend.
😉

BluepillProfessor · 2019-03-08T16:11:43+00:00

This is actually a hilarious profile if it were not so sad. 48 something woman just out of yet another relationship looking to hop back on the CC.

She admits in her profile to being mouthy, arrogant, crude, and rude. She dresses like a butch dyke and can't go a full paragraph without attacking men.

The only reason any ~~man~~ pervert would go out with this thing is for a chance at those young fillies she is offering to the world.

I just puked in my mouth.

Westernhagen · 2019-03-08T15:33:39+00:00

Karen, nobody is interested in your annoying, sarcastic, smoking, cussing, child-encumbered old ass.

Radiant_Lime · 2019-03-08T15:36:14+00:00

Listens to disturbed and smokes. Thats all I needed to see.

Anthony-waltzs · 2019-03-08T16:54:31+00:00

From looking at her I can already tell she’s going to be a pain. She’s like one of those smartass women who think there better than everyone because i have “experienced” everything

Emervila · 2019-03-08T17:14:57+00:00

I really like Disturbed but just as in the band not the woman

askmrcia · 2019-03-08T17:05:51+00:00

How can you be 50 years old and still acting like a teenager?

Traksimuss · 2019-03-08T16:46:21+00:00

> I speak sarcasm fluently

> men can be dramatic and exhausting too

Thanks for letting us know what we'd be getting into if we were to choose you. No thanks. You're not fat but I can't really see your face - which I'll assume at your age is showing creases and crows feet. As if handling you alone weren't enough, a potential suitor gets the privilege and pain of financing two children on top of whatever child support you'll be spending on yourself most likely. Even if you don't get support - you'll expect BB to. This deal is rawer than a living cow and there is not a single redeeming quality about anything contained in your bio.

Alright_Boah · 2019-03-08T17:12:15+00:00

I always say what I mean... I'm very sarcastic. Pick one, idiot.

TitsAndWhiskey · 2019-03-08T18:58:34+00:00

Short hair, don't care. Next!

smfuel87 · 2019-03-08T21:09:43+00:00

Yeah. "Independent" and raking dad through the coals with those two poor girls. These bitches are cancer. The more they preach their "Independence" the more they likely aren't. Take this from a guy who's mother spouts this shit off on the daily despite never working a day in her life and lives on large sums of alimony and dad's pension. Don't be her next meal ticket and stay away.

Edit: I drink, cuss, listen to the devil's music, am sarcastic, say what I mean, mean what I say and smoke.

-So in other words, you're an insufferable crazy cunt.

What the hell, is she fucking 19? (mentally not physically) These destructive feminist personality wickets really absorbed into the population of women didn't they...? They're all "sarcastic". They're all foul mouthed tattooed sailors with vaginas and eye patches. They're all the same minus varying degrees of weight. She literally hit every item I actively avoid. I wouldn't be surprised if she actually owned a cock.

As Amiri King said, "I want a girl who goes to the super market and picks through cartons of eggs to make sure they're not cracked and goes home and bakes shit. She's sweet, feminine, nurturing and good mom material. I don't want a fucking alcoholic welder."

Astral-Projector · 2019-03-08T18:26:08+00:00

Disturbed, devils music? BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

AncapGhxst · 2019-03-08T18:46:05+00:00

When the feminist rebel phase never ends

nelsonbt · 2019-03-08T17:41:47+00:00

Smoking is the winch that pulls the wall down on top of you.

lorem6300118 · 2019-03-08T17:59:43+00:00

“[Skin]care consultant” as profession (lol) = MLM

McL0vin_ · 2019-03-08T18:10:51+00:00

Means what she says but speaks fluent sarcasm....does not compute.

Indestructible by disturbed is a tune tho

HenryColt · 2019-03-08T18:11:40+00:00

"I say what I mean and I mean what I say "

"I speak sarcasm fluently. "

Bitch, it's one or the other.

waytogokid · 2019-03-08T20:19:31+00:00

She thinks The Disturbed is devil music? Sad

pro_skub · 2019-03-08T20:50:53+00:00

god, do I love this sub.

PeterCornswalled · 2019-03-08T20:53:05+00:00

That’s a lesbian haircut. She only uses men for breeding an child support.

hookbill2 · 2019-03-09T00:27:59+00:00

This shouldn't be a surprise... she's labeled as Disturbed right at the bottom..

egalitarithrope · 2019-03-08T17:13:29+00:00

This is /r/ChoosingBeggars material.

Aerohank · 2019-03-08T17:45:44+00:00

How can you say what you mean and mean what you say AND be fluent in sarcasm?

inasari100 · 2019-03-08T17:49:01+00:00

Grasping at straws here but at least she likes disturbed.......

Ipride362 · 2019-03-08T18:06:03+00:00

If she is looking for a One Night Stand, count me in! Oh, damn LTR.....

And kids.....

techmighty · 2019-03-08T19:26:53+00:00

what post wall? She is hot af.

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2019-03-08T19:35:23+00:00

>anthem is disturbed

Lol

[deleted] · 2019-03-08T19:40:46+00:00

honest to a fault

I say what I mean and I mean what I say

I speak sarcasm fluenty

I'm fucking annoying as a motherfucker.

listen to the devil's music

80's pop glam metal

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-08T21:14:46+00:00

I mean whatever but she’s not selling herself very well.

joesmoethe3rd · 2019-03-08T21:26:54+00:00

Reminds me of this lady who is just too intelligent for her men

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2417942/Im-single-50-Why-Men-hate-brainier-says-KATE-MULVEY.html

LMM-GT02 · 2019-03-08T21:48:30+00:00

Single motherhood is the biggest disease in the first world. A lot of these women are in a personal unending hell. Hell doesn’t exist in the real world, it has only ever existed in our own minds. You don’t want to end up there, you will never be happy. But for thousands of years there has been great answers found in religious texts. The overarching lesson of most religions is that you are human and not god. We are civilized animals, but we are still animals. Animals have biological and environmental incentives that will make it favorable to live and reproduce. If we think we are better and more capable than the animals we are, we will be punished because reality doesn’t align with that kind of thinking.

These women make mistakes because they are dumb animals that think and act against their own relatively primitive biology, and they wonder why their lives are fucking shit.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-03-08T22:19:19+00:00

independent

committed

recently out of a LTR but interested in meeting people

That feels so all over the place. Sounds like she'll take any betabux but is also down to get some one off Chad dick (lol not gonna happen)

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-03-08T23:00:54+00:00

Damn, her description is exactly what I would imagine her to be, JFC.

She sounds exhausting, hot dayum. Imagine being her dancing monkey. No wonder her ex was dramatic and exhausting! He probs came at her "like an equal" and then realized he had to compete with the try-hard wannabe man that is her. Always good to remember that when you think you're equal to them, they think you're below them.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-09T17:59:28+00:00

No thanks. I’m looking for a woman smart enough to realize that her health is important (non smoker) who isn’t a cunt (doesn’t take pride in being sarcastic), and isn’t used up (two kids and nearly fifty).

[deleted] · 2019-03-10T06:02:26+00:00

That bitch think she is Liza Minnelli

antifeminist3 · 2019-03-13T02:10:01+00:00

So few of these women state what she offers to a man. She states her interests and what she wants but offers nothing. An entitlement attitude that women 70 years ago did not have.

a-corsican-pimp · 2019-03-08T18:21:59+00:00

Amazing. All of those words and not a SINGLE point that makes her desirable. It's like she didn't even try.

NetherIndy · 2019-03-08T18:30:48+00:00

So, kids at... 37 and 42ish? Known a few of these 'success' women... and so I'm laying side-eye suspicion that these are sperm-bank girls (possibly from right before the LTR mentioned). No man ever met her standards in her conventional fertility years, but you can roll your unfrozen eggs with "6'2" rugby player with an MBA" from a tube. After that, then she hooked 5-year-beta #1 and is auditioning for beta #2.

looksmaxxingcurry · 2019-03-08T18:38:01+00:00

Distribute her daughter's when they are of legal age to two incels to punish the mother.

polarwaves · 2019-03-08T18:51:15+00:00

She’s 48 but her bio sounds like it’s coming from a 20yr old. Yeah, no thanks.

whittlingman · 2019-03-08T19:08:48+00:00

Ewww...She smokes.

Negraffi223 · 2019-03-08T19:51:38+00:00

Fuck, kill, mary

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-08T23:18:56+00:00

Wow, a sassy old mom with an Ellen Degeneres haircut. I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

ChiTownBob · 2019-03-09T00:28:53+00:00

>independent

Translation: She does not need you.

>honest to a fault

If she were, she would not be on a hookup app to get a LTR. So she's lying.

>smokes

Addict and already well on her way to lung cancer, so hope you have great health insurance!

Verdict: Avoid.

Brazilian_Slaughter · 2019-03-09T00:50:01+00:00

She looks pretty good for 48. Would look decent if she got long hair. The real killer is her attitude

MieSelph · 2019-03-09T01:14:18+00:00

"Say what I mean (translation: always bitching)" vs "Speak sarcasm fluently".

Mkay.

Btw, not a single attractive quality listed.

5shad · 2019-03-09T01:16:56+00:00

I believe this woman just uses words but doesn't think enough. I don't think she knows how much of a contradiction her profile is. If she's already like this at 48, I wonder what she was like when she was on her 20s. She must have been a pain in the arse back in those years. I'm guessing this woman must have been dumb and a bitch at the same time.

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-09T01:50:45+00:00

For once I am actually glad to read a woman openly admitting she is not religious, instead of drinking, fornicating, wearing slutty clothes, cussing, doing drugs, and then saying she's a devout conservative Christian.

Bigsmell1983 · 2019-03-09T03:55:45+00:00

"I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I speak sarcasm fluently."

Is she after some kind of record for Tinder clichés? She's deep, but shallow. Kind, but mean. Shoots from the hip but has many layers. Can be your best friend, but your worst enemy.

XteveMcQueen · 2019-03-09T04:52:00+00:00

They always seem to give up the truth quite easily. Hiding in plain site.

ArmbarSuperstar · 2019-03-09T09:51:40+00:00

"I say what I mean"

Also

"I speak fluent sarcasm"

Holy contradiction, Batman!

[deleted] · 2019-03-09T13:10:43+00:00

Other than not being fat (and listening to metal I guess) she's a solid NO all around.

This one partied HARD in her teens and 20s. Kids are likely not her exes'.

Supasqueegee · 2019-03-10T02:49:38+00:00

Wew, lord. Ya'll are some misogynistic, beta neckbeards. The cringe is real in this sub. Ya'll keep on hatin women. I promise we don't care. But remember, just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you should hate the women who rejected you. 😉

[deleted] · 2019-03-11T02:56:06+00:00

Those bitches that "speak sarcasm fluently" HAHAHAHAHA. I didn't know there were still bitches putting it and daring to believe it's something good. Never fail to disappoint.

divorce33 · 2019-03-12T03:19:34+00:00

cobalt1728 · 2019-03-14T06:22:58+00:00

Omg this shit just doesnt end LOL

Cristoff13 · 2019-03-19T08:15:05+00:00

For glubs sake does she not realize how creepy and faintly disturbing it is having her two young daughters pose next to her in her dating profile?

RegiusGeralt · 2019-03-25T10:38:42+00:00

Loo's like she fell a long time ago.

udlum · 2019-03-08T17:29:35+00:00

smokes, drinks, cusses, my kind of woman

i'd still tap it, though

i like brunettes with short hair

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-03-08T17:40:37+00:00

I love that album too. That's actually the album that got me into listening to Disturbed.

Saucebiz · 2019-03-08T17:51:32+00:00

I mean, I wouldn’t kick her outta bed.

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