Apply for this job soon and be prepared for the interview questions if you want to meet this 39yo over the holidays. Be a man and chase her because she is too old for casual flings.

Run2daend93 · 2020-12-30T14:19:00+00:00

I had a woman ask me pre written questions on tinder one of these questions were “do you respect women” you know what my response was ? ______ nothing, I immediately unmatched.

I don’t respect you just because you’re a woman, I respect you because of your character as a human, that’s how I judge you.

coldsteel86 · 2020-12-30T14:27:00+00:00

" not into one nighters, getting to old" This is a tell tale sign.

At one point she was ok with one night stands and im willing to bet she has a high body count.

The winter holidays are always a tough time of the year for single women. They up the anti depressants, seeing family for Thanksgiving and christmas is always strenous cause grandma and mom are asking " when are you going to find a nice man and settle down"

I recommend visiting the website return of kings and read the article " 15 magical years if womanhood" Or just google search it.

YouSaidChicken · 2020-12-30T14:14:19+00:00

Are we supposed to fill out applications to then supply a gold digger with shit and giggles and tingle?

Porn remains free.

adriannmng · 2020-12-30T14:28:41+00:00

Job openings usually mention something about pay and benefits. I am under the impression that this job pays nothing and has zero benefits.

Or the benefit is simply getting a woman too old for ONS anymore?

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-12-30T14:38:49+00:00

If you're "Getting to old for that shit" that means you were a slut when you were younger. No thanks. If I were around her age, I wouldn't expect a virgin, but I wouldn't expect all the work just to give a slut a faint tingle either.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-30T14:50:39+00:00

Lazy almost-40 year old woman wants to wait for men to answer her shit-tests first instead of actively looking for one. Get off that couch and try to act like a responsible adult for once.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-30T14:49:04+00:00

Answer questions? Uh, no.

Here's how it's gonna be. No questions. Actions speak louder than words. "Let's meet up for drinks at this cool bar around the corner from my place." You don't need to say anything. If your answer is "yes", then you'll be there at the appointed time. If the answer is "no", then I'll enjoy my drink and my time at the bar, maybe I'll get a steak, and I'll have saved about $10 and an hour listening to you prattle on and on and on about stupid shit that I don't care about.

Yes, I like to chase. Answering questions is not chasing. Answering questions is a high school midterm exam. I'm done answering women's questions. We'll show our intentions through our actions, not our words. I don't have to answer your questions and I'm not going to.

step_aside_butch_ · 2020-12-30T15:00:25+00:00

I would shower you with expensive jewelry and pay off your credit cards.
I would pick you up in a limousine and take you to the most expensive, romantic spot in town.
Definitely not anything sexual, I'm looking to find a mature woman I can spoil with everything completely one sided: me giving and you receiving.

Did I pass?

fickle_fuck · 2020-12-30T15:06:32+00:00

The ever familiar tactic of taking a photo from above to hide the belly below...

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-30T15:19:50+00:00

Who is "they" ?!?! Men are sick of doing the chasing

And yet another woman revealing how she used to engage in one nighters and not realising that is a massive turn off (unless that is all they want and what she is prepared to offer).

anon_likes_tendies · 2020-12-30T15:02:32+00:00

Answers:

1) nothing 2) nothing 3) nothing

Jake-Orion · 2020-12-30T15:46:32+00:00

I shall answer her questions truthfully.

1) what would you do to put a smile on a woman's face?

Nothing.

2) what type of date would you take me on?

I wouldn't.

3) what you're looking for?

Not you.

I hope I didn't pass the test.

armoredcore48 · 2020-12-30T14:53:53+00:00

Slut in early years now looking for free $$. You could pump and dump her after holidays but I say, just ignore her.

Emervila · 2020-12-30T14:59:58+00:00

Be myself
Nothing
Not you

throw-away-1709 · 2020-12-30T15:11:36+00:00

If they fotograph in that pose you can bet they are a 'little' on the heavy side of life.

Calories are a invention from Patriarchyyy....

Tracynmega · 2020-12-30T15:21:39+00:00

At least she low key acknowledges she’s too old

2020-12-30T15:33:35+00:00

What would you do to put a smile on a woman's face?
Depends on the woman. If it is you, I will make the same effort you made for your profile, i.e. none whatsoever.
What type of date would you take me on?
None. Dates are for women who might have something interesting to offer or say. Your profile indicates neither.
What you're looking for?
I am not looking, but if I was, proper grammar is definitely a requirement for native speakers.
As they say, it't the men that like to do the chasing, so chase!
Women who are worth chasing have to have something to offer me, and you don't have anything I want.
FYI not looking for one nighters, getting too old for that shit.
Right, meaning you've had more sausage than your average grillwalker at a festival, but aren't getting the attention anymore, so now you need to rope in some beta, but since he's a beta, he has to prove himself to you. Disgusting.

Edit: Typos

BlueLantern84 · 2020-12-30T15:41:28+00:00

“Snuggle bunny”

I’ll bet a thousand bucks she also has an unhealthy relationship with Disney.

SilkySullivan · 2020-12-30T16:08:19+00:00

Any age that ends in 9 is usually a lie

2020-12-30T14:37:46+00:00

39...? this woman looks well over 40

Naebany · 2020-12-30T15:16:42+00:00

Nothing. But I would probably make you laugh if I were to be my charming self.
Netflix and chill... If you were to be what I'm looking for.
Unfortunately for you I'm looking for younger fit woman. So not you.

cjohn3b · 2020-12-30T15:10:22+00:00

Getting to old for that shit? What is she talking about shes only the young, nubile age of 39!

Novaroug · 2020-12-30T15:41:27+00:00

It's more like a 47 for me....

DrDog09 · 2020-12-30T17:15:25+00:00

Just a holiday gift grifter. Two things that tend to make women act like cats on catnip --

Christmas. Tis the season of giving, so 'Give me!'.
Weddings. Tis the event of a lifetime. I am the center of the universe.

Got sucked into both once. Never again.

Tyler-Durden825 · 2020-12-30T15:07:38+00:00

So chase!

See it’s so simple. I lay back and do nothing, and they make all the effort!

super-happy-throw · 2020-12-30T15:11:38+00:00

I thought it was a man cross dressing

VejsMan · 2020-12-30T15:23:42+00:00

She is way older than 39...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-30T15:25:20+00:00

1) I'd simply tell her to smile. Bitches love being told to smile.

2) none. Even if I were single, I wouldn't be interested.

3) my lost shaker of salt.

MattyK414 · 2020-12-30T15:34:07+00:00

"I'm too old for those shitloads of one-nighters, so may the best man win!"

"Men like to chase."

No, it's that the lot of you dodge all accountability then say that we have to pay for dates because we did the asking. But if we're turned down, you shit on our reputation and tell every girl within 5 miles that it goes against "girl code" to now date us.

adriannmng · 2020-12-30T15:42:24+00:00

Probably going to break the rules but lemme know and I’ll take this down. But she’s still pretty solid for 39. The problem with that is that after 35 she’s just going to be practice for younger guys. And older guys are just gonna use her (which isn’t wrong at all). She should just take what she should get. Hell I wouldn’t chase her myself, yeah she might be a looker still, but I’m not respecting myself by chasing a woman. My advice would be to just stay away fellas, she’s not worth the effort for a little bit of p-sleeve. Especially when there’s a younger hotter model out there

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-12-30T16:08:32+00:00

Chase what exactly? A used up 39 year old who spent 2 decades passing herself around like a party favor? I already have a harem of post wall women to choose from. The only women I put effort into are in their 20s and that effort the minimum it takes to get laid.

akihonj · 2020-12-30T16:39:14+00:00

Not looking for one nighters getting....

Sorry darling you got too old for that shit about ten years ago, sweet of you thinking you're still a young woman though. Sad that you think you're in any position to expect men to apply.

five_eight · 2020-12-30T17:22:06+00:00

Yikes.

KaiserEspinoza · 2020-12-30T21:12:20+00:00

If she's 39 I'm Tim Allen

cryptotelemetry · 2020-12-30T21:54:43+00:00

She's pretty scary all painted up. I bet she's hideous without all the makeup.

mnchrme · 2020-12-30T14:55:05+00:00

No thanks.

jmpires · 2020-12-30T15:29:18+00:00

"but, but... I have a doubt, miss... no one nighters means I should only mention in my application CV/ portfolio girls banged at least twice by night, or do the ones banged just once in business hours count as well?"

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-30T16:38:19+00:00

I would message her and say "How much does this position pay?"

sickdrupaler · 2020-12-30T17:01:39+00:00

Am I the only one who read question 1 and answered it in Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice?

"LETS PUT A SMMMIIIIIIIIIILLE ON THAT FACE"

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-30T17:08:25+00:00

I've seen younger looking women in the museum. She looks like she has her Halloween "Purge" mask on.

2020-12-30T17:50:09+00:00

"Not into one nighters" says the woman advertising for a "snuggle bunny" while pointing the camera at her tits.

"What kind of date would you take me on?" I hope she's not in the UK as it's lockdown central with no social mixing allowed there at the moment.

notacrackheadofficer · 2020-12-30T18:19:12+00:00

"But research shows that red lipsticks and darker hues are the greatest health offenders.

In fact, some red pigments can actually be cancer-causing due to their high levels of heavy metals, including lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury and antimony. Over time, these heavy metals build up in the body and can cause severe health problems including allergies, reproductive and developmental disorders, neurological problems, memory loss, mood swings, muscle disorders, kidney and renal problems, lung damage, hair loss, nausea, headaches, and of course, cancer.

The cosmetics industry goes to great lengths to keep these facts out of the hands of the average consumer. For example, instead of seeing straight-up “lead” or “aluminium” on the label, you’ll likely see all sorts of strange names, such as “Blue No. 1 Aluminum Lake” or “D&C Red 6.” These may sound benign, but according to the Environmental Working Group, D&C Red 6 can contain arsenic, lead, gossypol, mercury, PCBs and even pesticides!

Unfortunately, this is but one of many incredibly harmful ingredients commonly found in red lipsticks."

"Is Lipstick Toxic? Watch Your Mouth! - Eluxe Magazine" https://eluxemagazine.com/beauty/is-lipstick-toxic/#:~:text=But%20research%20shows%20that%20red,%2C%20cadmium%2C%20mercury%20and%20antimony.

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-30T19:58:46+00:00

Imagine that for her entire life she has never been taught to groom properly. Any attempts for her to pretty herself makes her look utterly trashy. So either she looks like a homeless bum when she feels lazy, or looks like a cheap backalley prostitute when she wants to attract someone.

And she wonders why she is 39 and still on Tinder.

peatitsthepeat · 2020-12-30T20:40:44+00:00

She is just plain ugly..., take off the clown make up..., unbind the saggy fat tits..., remove the fake lashes and wig..., and you have a really really ugly woman.

It still blows my mind that a gross pathetic lump of flesh like this can make demands and she'll have guys swiping for sex..., just unfathomable.

What would I do to put a smile on her face? Nothing.., all I want to do is wipe the smile off it!!

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-12-30T23:31:38+00:00

At the very least, clean up your shit from the floor before taking a SIF angle pic

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-12-31T03:19:30+00:00

Always about them and what makes them happy. Never about what makes you happy. Pass.

SnoooSnoo · 2020-12-31T04:47:23+00:00

They way to make you smile is to probably wave a bucket of chicken in front of you while I lead to the trough at my farm.

moman0708 · 2020-12-31T17:44:09+00:00

Looking for a holiday “snuggle bunny” for the holidays but not into casual flings, cause those are totally different things

tanis_ivy · 2020-12-30T17:16:42+00:00

money
movies, because its dark
pictures of spiderman

Aaron_Hungwell · 2020-12-30T19:36:04+00:00

I hate to be "that" guy but the way those tits are sagging/sitting and the way she's raising her left arm so high to hid the flab is ridiculously telling. I get it that OLD gives you a litany of dicks thrown at you on the reg, but c'mon....

s1500 · 2020-12-30T20:10:09+00:00

If I had a dime for "What are you looking for?" , I would have 2 bucks.

reignoferror00 · 2020-12-30T20:12:46+00:00

Not looking for one nighters??? So you're excluding the main thing you could really still offer.

I'm too old for LTR. I'm no longer that young and stupid.

snginc · 2020-12-30T20:21:19+00:00

Only dates she's going to get is if she pays a professional cuddler! (yep it's an actual thing!)

GTFO_Lmao · 2020-12-30T20:58:15+00:00

No thanks
No thanks
Exit through the gift shop

taoofmojo · 2020-12-30T21:37:21+00:00

To put a smile on her face buy bubble bath

To The promenade where you can look at the sea and feed the seagulls

And have tea and crumpets.

Hawaiian_Poi_Dog · 2020-12-30T22:26:45+00:00

Holy smoke, I've to see pitch before...this is the exact script from an MLM recruiter...lots of money to buy-in and ZERO returns...yikes!

2020-12-30T22:34:57+00:00

Dude looks like a lady.

TheRedPillRipper · 2020-12-30T23:03:25+00:00

do you respect women

”I don’t discriminate between sexes. My respect is earned.”

Godspeed and good luck!

Ibeprasin · 2020-12-30T23:38:55+00:00

I thought men had to do the chasing? Who wants to chase?

look_up_the_NAP · 2020-12-30T23:53:01+00:00

39 going on 59.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2020-12-31T00:05:49+00:00

let me guess no hookups but yes hookups for Chyrone.

2020-12-31T01:03:34+00:00

"What would you do to put a smile on a woman's face?" Probably get my member out and do the windmill...

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-12-31T01:12:41+00:00

It looks like she sleeps on the floor. She probably has $0 to her name.

Physical-Pie748 · 2020-12-31T02:19:00+00:00

lmao post wall women thinks she is the price. the only thing im gonna answer is her question if i wanna have a ltr/marriage with her after i bust a nut inside her and dump her alfer LMAO buy your cat food my lady

H1v3-m1nd · 2021-01-01T12:52:20+00:00

Women who say they don't want ONS are liars. They do, just not from you.

2020-12-30T21:57:32+00:00

r/AroundHookup U 😍

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