My name is Orbiter, Simp Orbiter

aanarchist · 2018-12-14T11:39:21+00:00

Looks like a good guy, innocent, in love, didn't swallow the red pill yet, doesn't know what MGTOW is, still has to learn, maybe she will try to hook him back later, in her 30s or 40s... hope he will wake up.

juncoagency · 2018-12-14T11:06:05+00:00

I honestly don't understand how these "men" are wired. No self respect what so ever, even liking the fact that they are nothing but lap dogs to these thots. bark

perfectcell- · 2018-12-14T16:48:31+00:00

After the selfie, he accompanied her to the mall for 5 hours and helped her choose a dress which he then paid for. They then went to starbucks and had coffee and chatted for 2 hours about her problems with Chad. As they both walk back to the car, she links arms with him and rests her head on his shoulder. Dannie smiles as he thinks of the kiss he's going to get at the end of the day.

As they're driving back from the mall, Emily's phone rings. It's Chad. She asks Danny to drop her off at Chad's house. She tells Danny she's going to break it off with Chad. Danny smiles and nods and drops her off right outside Chad's house. Chad lets her in. Emily grabs him and proceeds to fuck his brains out and tell him how happy she is. At around midnight, she gets a text from Danny telling her he had an amazing day and invites her to bowling the next day. She doesn't bother replying.

zubbs99 · 2018-12-14T14:15:20+00:00

This one hurts. I can remember being so naive once. That misplaced sense of honor, thinking if he's just a little more gallant, then maybe she'll appreciate him, while she cries on his shoulder about the losers she hooks up with. Some years later, of course, she'll wonder where all the good guys have gone.

Virgil_32 · 2018-12-14T12:49:01+00:00

A moment of silence for our fallen brother...

Salute

TheGreatEvil · 2018-12-14T11:39:35+00:00

Friend zoned.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-12-14T12:05:14+00:00

Oof. Pathetic, but I still feel for him.

Daniel3Lancer · 2018-12-14T13:54:22+00:00

Not gonna lie this was me in January, thankfully the girl was such an insufferable lunatic that by May I was effectively full blown MGTOW.

battle_of_homme · 2018-12-14T12:32:11+00:00

#stillsingletho

amwfhunter · 2018-12-14T12:48:08+00:00

Are these real or purposely set up for us to laugh at?

Chief_Niggums · 2018-12-14T11:58:29+00:00

HHHUUUUUUU!!!! I JUST PUKED!!!!

ziggmuff · 2018-12-14T16:43:36+00:00

My names Danny and I enjoy flushing my precious time down the toilet...

taxandstuff · 2018-12-14T12:13:22+00:00

old news. good reminder though.

billybetasnan · 2018-12-14T11:31:48+00:00

Oh dear, oh dear.

ThatCard · 2018-12-14T11:53:17+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exceptional_asteroids

KawiNinjaZX · 2018-12-14T13:48:23+00:00

If only he was three inches taller.

DemonGroover · 2018-12-14T13:21:19+00:00

Ha ha he thought he'd throw out a Hail Mary to see if he can leave the FriendZone but she shut him down big time.

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-14T16:06:08+00:00

He's not even ugly...which can be worse for him. An ugly dude would know his worth and figure out why she's not into him (he's ugly). But a decent looking guy is going to find it harder to figure out why she's friendzoning her and stays in orbit.

U-94 · 2018-12-14T13:52:32+00:00

Everybody has to go through with it. It's the only way you learn.

chart6653 · 2018-12-14T17:51:22+00:00

I can't blame the guy.... I was a friendzoned simp several times at that age. Let's not forget how young he is

H1v3-m1nd · 2018-12-14T11:28:46+00:00

BlastedMTorr · 2018-12-14T13:58:00+00:00

He's young. Hopefully he'll learn.

NohoTwoPointOh · 2018-12-14T14:15:41+00:00

She says "bestiesss" like the poisonous viper that she is...

38yearsoffreefallin · 2018-12-14T15:16:34+00:00

He spends so much time in the friendzone he should consider buying real estate investments there.

Futureman999 · 2018-12-14T15:30:30+00:00

She definitely has a 300 lb friend that she will try to hook him up with. Not that gives a shit about either one of them, she just wants to let him know he's not on her level.

fasterfind · 2018-12-14T17:26:54+00:00

His profile picture is them. He says, "we look like a couple" and then adds "ha ha ha ha" Oh fuck, it hurts.

Then she rubs that shit RIGHT in his face.

This is a great example of real friendzone shit. Women keep saying that being a friend is good, but fuck... no, no it's not. He's getting the shit end of the stick and thinks he'll make progress. He'll never make progress. She wants men who will dominate her and play out those rape fantasies. She don't want no nice guy.

Hot5oup · 2018-12-14T21:34:11+00:00

I’ll say it again; never trust thin lips

zero5hole · 2018-12-14T15:06:09+00:00

And that’s when the grinches heart shrunk 3 sizes that day

oldrunnerguy · 2018-12-14T14:06:35+00:00

How do they put it? If she's not screwing you, you're her girlfriend.

Popponaya · 2018-12-14T15:09:32+00:00

SIIIIIIMP

KernelLingux · 2018-12-14T15:17:40+00:00

I dunno, it looks like Danny and Emily are the same height but his profile pic shows him with another girl much shorter. Plus, Emily looks alone in her profile picture. Is it possible he has masterfully calculated and reversed engineered the friend zone concept? Nah... Can't be.

Zachjsrf · 2018-12-14T15:28:13+00:00

I definitely used to be this guy. Til I nutted the fuck up and went my own way!

MarqNiffler · 2018-12-14T15:50:39+00:00

"A couple of bestiesss"... Ooof. This guy has no clue.

idontevenlift37 · 2018-12-14T16:23:25+00:00

She back handed him into the friendzone with that “couple of besties” 😂😂

[deleted] · 2018-12-14T16:49:55+00:00

"We should date we look good together" "no" end of story lol

btoway · 2018-12-14T16:55:52+00:00

Is it just me or has this girl already hit a mini-wall?

chart6653 · 2018-12-14T17:49:51+00:00

As Bodie said in Point Break, "this is gonna sting a bit bro, but it's for your own growth". Poor guy is years and several ripped hearts from MGTOW.

pnwhomebrewer · 2018-12-14T18:28:42+00:00

The saddest part is that there is literally nobody else in his life telling him what’s really going on.

zombiecmh · 2018-12-14T18:32:34+00:00

I know it's a Reddit rule but this is why names shouldn't be blanked out. We'd be able to impart our knowledge on him, or at least stop him from wasting resources on the soul crushing harpie

Teflon0819 · 2018-12-14T18:46:18+00:00

She made sure to clarify that situation real quick didn't she?

GreatJanitor · 2018-12-14T19:35:46+00:00

Look, a pic of a virgin and a slut. You can read her comment and almost hear her knee going into his groin...

I remember being this dumb and green. The plus side is that it was before social media so none of my dumbass comments like this, as well as the spirit breaking responses are recorded for all to groan over later. I hope he red pills soon, or he's going to be jerking it to her while she's selecting next Tinder hook up. And I bet you she's not even that good of a lay. Something about her tells me she's a lay on her back and let him do all the work, kind of chick.

Friends becoming Friends with Benefits only happens in sitcoms and romcoms. In reality, once a friend never anything more.

that_nast · 2018-12-14T20:46:07+00:00

If she needlessly puts extra letters at the end of a word shes a fucking retard.

r1chten · 2018-12-14T20:59:15+00:00

She is quick to qualify...'s couple of besties." Hope he learns.

siriusisness · 2018-12-14T21:04:04+00:00

F

her jaw is so much stronger than his. hahaha. poor bastard.

MrBluePill · 2018-12-14T22:11:21+00:00

You only have to look at the pic. Contact, yet not contact. How she's about the same as him in looks so will be after much higher. But meantime will throw him the odd pretend bone to boost her follower count. Then he goes and fucks it up by saying something stupid like I wub you.

MieSelph · 2018-12-14T22:38:57+00:00

Dafuq? I'd say he's actually better looking than her.

11Rowe11 · 2018-12-14T22:56:01+00:00

To be honest my first thought was that's a gay guy rather than an in-love orbiter.

I could be wrong but from my experience I've never witnessed a simping like this. I most commonly see a guy who is besotted and the girl is flirty and suggestive with him but keeps a fair bit of distance between them, or alternatively (ab)uses him for practical support or emotional support when required.

I could be mistaken as I'm 31 and don't bother with social media much and maybe younger folk have taken this phenomena in a different direction.

Dunno what the point of this post is other than to say one photo can be deceptive and not really worth making assumptions about.

balancedben · 2018-12-15T03:50:06+00:00

He's good looking enough. He shouldn't be her bestie. Modern women think way too highly of themselves.

cleats4u · 2018-12-15T04:38:29+00:00

She will be back in her 40's dragging a kid saying...you were the only guy that ever loved me, I'm so sorry...lets give it a try. What do you do for a living again?

TommyNicotine · 2018-12-15T09:56:38+00:00

...Wow...she straightened that shit out with the quickness, didn't she?

It's social media, several thousand Chads are watching.

AirplaneNote · 2018-12-14T18:50:24+00:00

I think he might want to move on. There’s no hope there.

samdepp2018 · 2018-12-14T14:05:09+00:00

Leave Danny Run

TrapSheikh · 2018-12-14T14:53:48+00:00

r/friendzone

Therealmejiemperor · 2018-12-14T15:04:41+00:00

If she liked him as a friend and a person, the biggest gift she could give would be to ghost him.

BlackKojak · 2018-12-14T15:13:11+00:00

Wow!

BadassGT-CS · 2018-12-14T15:58:05+00:00

Two thing I can't stand: Cucks and selfies.

IcebergHermit · 2018-12-14T16:11:48+00:00

A coupe of morons 😂

zk01cc · 2018-12-14T16:27:03+00:00

Is Emily the girl? If so,lol

EL-MATADOR- · 2018-12-14T16:39:28+00:00

Zoned

hookbill2 · 2018-12-14T16:51:23+00:00

ouch.. you can almost here is soul cracking in pieces... this is how a serial killer/stalker is born..

realChebz · 2018-12-14T16:58:04+00:00

savage

eonus01 · 2018-12-14T17:14:31+00:00

the sad part is, this guy looks ...

Origami84 · 2018-12-14T18:35:59+00:00

....and i have a license to simp.

Ffdfggfgdrfwfzdf · 2018-12-14T18:56:18+00:00

dumb fuck

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-14T19:07:22+00:00

She was quick to CORRECT him. She had to. Wouldn't want Chad to think she forgot about him and "settled".

robowriter · 2018-12-14T19:14:41+00:00

I'm sure in time he'll find the woman of his dreams and she'll put him in a gimp suit.

xonoma3 · 2018-12-14T19:37:50+00:00

Wait is his profile picture on facebook with this girl as well? LMAO. Jesus what a poor beta, the sad truth is.. He probably will never take the red pill and if someone even tried to explain to him what's happening.. He would just scream, plug his ears, then proceed to flail his arms and yell "Incel!! SCUM!"

Harrybud07 · 2018-12-14T20:25:23+00:00

poor little rabbit.

MajIssuesCaptObvious · 2018-12-14T23:20:27+00:00

Dude at the very least needs TRP.

HarshTruth69 · 2018-12-15T01:41:25+00:00

I almost want to PM you to link me to his FB profile and give him some red pills... but lambs need to learn the hard way

berite1day · 2018-12-15T02:01:28+00:00

Whew burn

Extra_Napkins · 2018-12-15T03:27:33+00:00

Poor guy. She will crash soon enough.

Iperovic · 2018-12-15T04:18:46+00:00

Dude is actually good looking and she's a 5 with all that makeup...so much for that

Stahlboden · 2018-12-15T05:45:29+00:00

Bluepill is basically a partial mental disability. It's like a gambling problem but with women. It doesnt mean you are a literal idiot, but it means that your judgement can't be trusted on certain matters.

If it's a man's job to know wheiter the woman he's going to fuck is retarded/underage/drunk, then it's a woman's job to know if the man she's going to "befriend" is a thirsty and brainwashed, or else she's a con artist (especially if she extorts valueable things from him).

Drunk women consciously choose to be drunk and bluepill men can't choose to be raised bluepill.

MaestroLogical · 2018-12-15T07:44:21+00:00

Poor guy even has his profile pic with them together...

CodeDaniel · 2018-12-15T12:42:34+00:00

He will Wake up one day. Or not

VenetianCares · 2018-12-15T13:49:34+00:00

this is just obvious orbiting. did any other men suffer at the hands of just oddly indifferent but active girl types. I'm good looking enough that i can get most girls interest, but it alway fades, i'm not a true Chad. i've been orbited many times, but how it occurred is what bothers me. like i've had girls come up to me. make the effort to start the conversation and get to know me, get my phone number, text me first, do all of that effort to make communication. then make a date, even sometimes confirm the date. day of date comes...they ghost you or have some excuse.

now i know looking back that they had a better orbiter that day. or Chad made his once a month visit. but until i really accepted how many partners most women have simultaneous, it was hard to understand. like why would any woman put in so much effort to make a date and then ghost the person they made all the effort to be with. PUA and some men do the same shit. i can get most girls but i'm not into PUA shit. the power shift in this region has change so much in the last 5 years with tinder and fuck-book. it's almost a given now that any girl that has any youth or beauty is juggling quit a few random dicks. fuck when i was a teen it was maybe the girls ex, or some new random dude at the bar. not hundreds of random never ending dick on her phone. it's true what studies show, if you're a 5-8SMV (i am). you have to date down to girls like 2-4SMV to even have a chance. ehhh. no thanks.

KarosGraveyard · 2018-12-16T05:06:50+00:00

And this is precisely why fathers need to teach their boys about the red pill and female nature. Otherwise we’ll continuously pump out generations after generations of blue-pilled simps who will either kill themselves when shit like this happens or learn the red pill the hard way.

BrokenBarbell · 2018-12-16T05:14:45+00:00

They actually look related.

SavvyMillennial · 2018-12-16T10:13:13+00:00

dont play with your food, go for the kill

JeanClaudeDruncker · 2018-12-14T14:28:00+00:00

Ruthless. At least he'll get a phone call from her at age 35, after Chad knocked her up and left her. If he works hard and makes something of himself.

ransay3277 · 2018-12-14T14:47:11+00:00

There are no words. Maybe one of you guys has a baseball bat?

MrBuckTator · 2018-12-15T05:11:15+00:00

They’ll be married some day. In 10 years. Once after she has had over 300+ other cocks in her mouth.

The-sleep-of-reason · 2018-12-15T10:02:07+00:00

She looks older than him. He still looks like a kid. In five years when she's hitting the wall, if he has a job, his own house & a decent car her attitude to him will transform. Just hope for his sake he doesn't get trapped by her or another one.

Megitgud · 2018-12-14T13:45:29+00:00

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Title	My name is Orbiter, Simp Orbiter
Author	nulom
Upvotes	685
Comments	173
Date	December 14, 2018 11:02 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a63vh0/my_name_is_orbiter_simp_orbiter/
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