34y old tattoed mum wants to add YOU to her two kids and four cats.

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-12-17T14:59:14+00:00

"Bonus points if you're a soldier"

Clear sign of the female basic conflict. The schizophrenic duality between her need for survival and therefore a provider and her need to express her own sexuality ergo a lover - in this case a soldier who is usually seen as a very masculine male.

Of course in the end she would want to emasculate the "lover" by turning him into a provider which would automatically lower her sexual attraction to him. And the game would start again.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-12-17T15:13:43+00:00

"Bonus points if you're a soldier (come with a slew of benefits and guaranteed alimony when I cheat, accuse you of spousal abuse, and divorce you)."

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-17T15:42:21+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-17T15:57:46+00:00

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Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-12-17T15:40:34+00:00

Off Topic is anyone else getting these blue-pilled messages:

"Please get off of r/whereareallthegoodmen. It’s a toxic echo chamber that will only teach you to irrationally hate women which will ultimately only make you more lonely"

oldsmobileaurora · 2020-12-17T15:49:57+00:00

Anyone notice her kids?

She says she's 34, yet her kids are 11 and 16.

Means she had them at 23 and 17.

Oof. This girl has been around the block.

LongTimeOn · 2020-12-17T14:58:26+00:00

More red flags than a Chinese festival.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-17T15:15:53+00:00

Looks trash, has tattoos, already has 4 cats aside from kids and wants a soldier so she can finally have that sweet money if something bad happens to the guy. Oh and what are the odds that she'll cheat while her hubby soldier is on duty? Most probably.

NuclearTheology · 2020-12-17T15:31:23+00:00

Tag chasers are the worst kind of gold diggers. She only wants that Tricare and will happily ”serve” Jodi when the poor schmuck she bags gets sent off to war. I wonder which of those kids are also daughters to military men, and how many ”uncles” have come over in the meantime?

mph99999 · 2020-12-17T16:47:16+00:00

I thought that if i was a jacked handsome NAVY seal i would get better looking women without children that don't smell like cat piss??????

DEATH2BLM · 2020-12-17T14:58:21+00:00

And fake tits to boot.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-17T16:09:21+00:00

She probably wants a soldier because her teenage boy is acting up because he doesn't have a male role model. I'd date her for the house and business but the kids are just a total deal breaker and if there's no sex then why even bother? She's barely a 6 anyway, even with the make up, dyed hair, and a steel boned corset.

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-17T17:27:11+00:00

More fakeups than a tranny. But hey at least it's not a tranny.

Diogenes-- · 2020-12-17T20:34:41+00:00

Man I love this sub. I get older, the chicks stay the same age... but the number of cats and kids keeps going up.

RunawayGrain · 2020-12-17T16:12:35+00:00

Lets see:

Fake hair.

Fake eyebrows.

Fake eyes / eyeliner.

Fake complexion.

Lots of tats.

It's like someone advertising a Shelby Mustang, and when you show up it's covered in Bondo and mismatched paint. It used to be, but now they're just trying to do a patch job to unload it.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-17T19:37:27+00:00

a tatted up single mom who "Loves being in love" and has a thing for soldiers, there is no way this would end badly for any prospective partner.

fuck me, investing in a future with her, is planning to screw your own life up.

2020-12-17T15:49:07+00:00

NOSE PIERCING = NOPE

Dolosmendacium · 2020-12-17T19:57:39+00:00

If she’s American then she clearly wants a soldier for that BAH and tricare. Please god, have a safety brief with your soldiers

The50Gunner · 2020-12-17T16:41:44+00:00

She lookin' for that BAH and TriCare.

newtomtl83 · 2020-12-17T17:09:14+00:00

I get strong Karen vibes from that hairdo.

Dumloko · 2020-12-17T17:16:18+00:00

I really, REALLY, hate those eyebrows

2020-12-17T18:00:00+00:00

On behalf of other soldiers I respectfully decline your offer and will pass. I pray 🙏🏾 for any of my brothers out there that think this is a good deal

moman0708 · 2020-12-17T22:33:39+00:00

Tattoos don’t bother me tbh, it’s the “single mom, not looking for hook up, here’s my cleavage” that do

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-17T22:36:52+00:00

She wants a mate so here's a pic of her in lingerie on her bed and covered in makeup like a cheap whore

2020-12-18T09:18:26+00:00

She looks like a prostitute.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-12-17T17:26:04+00:00

Unless you are talking about a fastidiously clean person, her place smells like shit. Indeed, she likely smells like shit and walks around covered in cat hair.

Krampus1313 · 2020-12-17T19:05:34+00:00

She wants a soldier so she can be a dependa and fuck jodies when he's deployed.

knyago · 2020-12-17T19:23:33+00:00

An aspiring dependa

40moreyears · 2020-12-17T20:18:21+00:00

Like a “No Limit” soldier?

MrHistoryLesson · 2020-12-17T21:38:08+00:00

34-16=18 and then you subtract 9 months for carrying the devilspawn in her womb... I bet from this thing alone that the woman here is a very smart person.

Cristoff13 · 2020-12-17T23:02:07+00:00

"not here for sex". A definite Freudian Slip, one I see in many profiles linked here. She would have meant "not here for hookups", but in it her underlying intentions have slipped out.

Like in many similar profiles, this is a women who has given up on finding a guy she is attracted to and just wants a beta provider. And no, she won't want sex with him. Sex will be provided as a little as possible, and will be transactional, based on what he provides for her.

See how she lists all her assets. To her, this is a business transaction. There will be little passion involved. However as others have pointed out she won't find a soldier willing to marry her on impulse and provide her with all the associated government benefits. She's too old for that.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-12-17T23:03:49+00:00

It's a shame these women can't just act right and be happily married.

Nobody is coming to wife them up at this point.

kyledontcare · 2020-12-17T23:16:03+00:00

Something tells me that the first soldier, whom she probably divorce raped, is still paying for those kids and that house which she now owns. And she acts like some tough GI Jane who leans in and does all this herself. Pffttt! Right. . . . Leave this one on the shelf.

Hamplanet11396 · 2020-12-18T00:12:30+00:00

Thanks for the red circles, op. I wouldn't have been able to read the entire post without them

Sercant · 2020-12-18T00:42:14+00:00

There's bonus points?! Holy fuck, I was so worried about being a deserving candidate for this absolute jackpot, maybe, just maybe she'll talk to me if I earn those bonus points! Wish me luck!

2020-12-18T09:18:46+00:00

Funny that when I was young I thought that girls who looked like this were 'hot' but now i'm older and wiser I wouldn't have anything to do with a woman who looked like this.

fishstraws · 2020-12-19T09:18:11+00:00

Imagine including that you drive in your dating profile. Lmao

anon_likes_tendies · 2020-12-17T17:48:43+00:00

Poor cats

Tex236 · 2020-12-17T18:27:07+00:00

Wonder if she knows tricare ain't gonna pay to replace those implants when she pops one bouncing on some dude while her soldier husband is away?

Dupreecity45 · 2020-12-17T18:47:13+00:00

Sign me up for a 3 month enlistment. Then I'm out.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-17T19:25:45+00:00

That's alot of cleavage and cats. Woof!

EffectiveBlackCat · 2020-12-21T16:10:29+00:00

Looking for a soldier, eh? I.e. a ripped, fit, pyschopathic killing machine. Basically she wants Chad with a six pack, tattoo's, rifle and all the dark triad trimmings. I bet she has Shooter on dvd with Mark Wahlberg and thinks she's the main love interest (Kate mara). This is a princess/Disney complex type who thinks she's the hot babe in a movie and a "masculine hunk of a protagonist" will come bail her out.

dbbeebs · 2020-12-17T23:28:32+00:00

Well, I was a sailor, does that count? Can I bring in a couple

more cats into your family?

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-18T00:39:08+00:00

Let's go find a circus tent while we're at it.

JBerg003 · 2020-12-18T01:40:32+00:00

I just threw up

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T15:08:23+00:00

34? Maybe in dog years.

Title	34y old tattoed mum wants to add YOU to her two kids and four cats.
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	221
Comments	123
Date	December 17, 2020 2:54 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/keyups/34y_old_tattoed_mum_wants_to_add_you_to_her_two/
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