Preface

I'll start this out by saying that this post isn't for you if you're looking for a "quality" woman. I assume many of you here just want to get your nut in and go, if so, then this is for you. I've done and tried every method in the book so you don't have to do it yourself, from corny pick-up lines, elaborate conversations, and "respectable" pictures to directness, sexual conversation, and highly sexual pictures. When it comes to fucking these hoes, I've found that the latter is much more effective. Tinder is littered with time wasting attention whores who will gladly lead you on only to flake; I've experienced this first hand. I redownloaded Tinder around March, and since then I've fucked nine girls through Tinder alone. To some, nine girls within an eight month period is nothing, but a free a lay through swiping for two minutes a day and messaging for another five minutes while taking a shit is hardly a waste of time. This isn't the first Tinder guide that's been written, and I'm certainly not claiming that this is the best guide there is. This is what works for me, and I hope it works for you. Let's get to it folks.

Table of Contents

This post will be organized in the following layout.

    1. Prerequisites
    1. Profile
    1. Swipes and Superlikes
    1. Messages
    1. Text and Logistics
    1. Meet-up and Escalation
    1. Fuck
    1. LMR

1. Prerequisites

This is imperative to this guide, why? Because if you're some fat schlub who wants to get laid off of on app that's primarily based on attractiveness then read no further. I won't sugarcoat this shit. This guide won't work if you're less than an objective 6. I'm 20 years old, 5'7, Arab, 160 lbs, 10% bodyfat, I've been told I'm an 8 by some plates that I've fucked but objectively my face is a 7, maybe 7.5 on a good day. I'm giving out my personal details because I want to show you that you don't have to be a 6'2 white Chad for this shit to work. I've come from the bottom of the barrel to where I am now, I used to be 110 pounds three years ago, but that's for another post. With the blackpill "woe is me" motherfuckers addressed, let's move on. Here are the things you need:

  • A smartphone (obviously)
  • A decent body
  • A decent face
  • The will to get rejected
  • Some balls
  • A car
  • A house (optional)
  • Good hygiene

Most of these are obvious, but if you don't have one of these (except for the house) then sorry, you're fucked.

2. Profile

Your profile has two primary purposes: To screen for DTF chicks and to showcase your face and body. Personally, my profile nets me 10-12 matches a week, and some weeks I get absolutely nothing. And even then most of your matches STILL won't be down, but you've reduced the number significantly. Some of you will consider this a waste of time considering how many girls you have to go through before you actually fuck one, but let's face it, how hard can it be to send a couple messages?

This is my profile. Your bio can be anything you want as long is it conveys your intent. I you're 6'0 or taller, put your height.

The last picture is my main profile photo. If a girl is looking for her next fuck, what will she be looking for? Decent face? Check. Good body? Check. Oh he wants to fuck too? Check. Can go places? Check. I make it clear what I want. Obviously, my pictures are just selfies I took on a whim. If you want to, you can get a shirtless picture at the beach or have your pictures professionally taken. In theory, better pictures = more matches, so go crazy.

3. Swipes and Super-likes

I used to be a fan of swiping right on everyone, but now Tinder has much more ads and uggos, so I've reduced my swiping speed to about two swipes per second. You're not looking at bios here, you're trying to exhaust your 100 swipe limit in the shortest time possible. If you run across a girl that objectively isn't that attractive but she strikes your fancy, give her a super-like.

4. Messages

This is the fun part. Just so you can see I'm not sucking my own balls, here are some examples that I've cared enough to screenshot. I like to look at their bio and pictures and come up with something sexual based on what I see. Get this, I do what I do because I like to do it. It absolutely doesn't matter what I say as long as it's what I want to say. Make sure to get her number within 3-6 messages. If she asks "Why?" or tells you "I don't give out my number" or something of the sort, next her, it's not worth the hassle. If she's hesitating to give you her number, good luck actually making plans with her. I like to unmatch anyone I've nexted. If you're stuck on what to say, just use my personal favorite. It's not all good things; I've faced some brutal rejections. One girl told me "You're not cute enough for that comment" and another lectured me on how I'm promoting rape culture. You will get these as well, next and unmatch.

5. Text and Logistics

This is where things get awry. Sometimes your schedules simply don't sync up. Don't fret over it. Delete her number and move on. After you get her number, introduce yourself and immediately start setting up logistics. Don't worry too much about when you should text her, just text her when you feel like it. Tell her when you're free and where to meet up etc etc.. Don't beat around the bush, don't ask her what time she's comfortable with. Assume the sale. I like to lead with "I'm free [day] night, I'll come get you at [time]." If she says she's not free that day and doesn't offer a counter-suggestion, suggest another day and another time, if she's not free that day either, ask her when she is, if she still isn't free or answers with vagueness, next. If she gave you her number and agreed with your date and time, she definitely knows what's going to happen, but if she asks "What are we gonna do?", you need to gauge her level of interest as to whether you should go nuclear with "Fuck you senseless", "tear you apart", or whether you should go subtle with "Talk a little and see where the night goes", "grab a bite and then see what happens". If you say you're grabbing a bite, you won't be grabbing a bite, more on this later.

The only time you should have a conversation through text is if she initiates. Don't be a beta cuck asking her how her day was or what she's doing, that's what orbiters are for. Don't over-sexualize the conversation either. Any investment on your part is over-investment. You don't give a fuck about this girl, she's nothing to you.

As far as nudes are concerned, do you want to stroke your dick to pixels of this girl or do you want to fuck her? I don't ask for nudes and I don't send nudes (unless it's obvious she wants to see my junk). It's just not my style. However, if you want the ultimate litmus test if she's DTF, send her a dick pic.

A day or two before you meet-up, make sure to confirm with her so she doesn't flake. If it's her place, this is when you get the address. If she's meeting you somewhere, this is when you send her the address.

6. Meet-up and Escalation

You're on your way or she's on her way to wherever. I don't have a place at the moment, so all these lays happen in my car. If she's headed to your place, the same dynamics still apply.

You have to sexualize the conversation as early is possible. Right when she gets in the car, I say something along the lines of "You're even cuter in person". You can say whatever you want, as long as it conveys the same intent. She says thank you or whatever, then I follow up with "How's your night going so far?" to establish a little familiarity. I say this with I'm-about-to-ravish-you eyes, this is important. She'll reply, "it's fine, how's yours?".. Then I reply "It's about to get better" as I bite my lip. In my experience, every tinder chick that's been in my car has been fucked, so after the meet-up, I've never been rejected. After her response, I immediately go for the kiss. I say, "come here", or "give me a kiss".

Remember when I said that it doesn't matter whether you said you were going to grab a bite or not? This is why. I do this EVERY TIME, and so far it's worked 100% of the time. The reason she might want to grab a bite first is because she wants to see if you're the person that you've presented yourself to be, if you're busy eating each other's faces that puts a check in her checkbox.

7. Fuck

After the brief make-out session, I either start driving to a spot that's secluded nearby or if I don't know the area I ask her if she knows any parks or empty parking lots nearby. If she asks where I'm headed, I tell her "park somewhere". As I'm driving I put my right hand on her inner thigh. When we get to the place, we make out a little bit more, I tell her to go to the back, and the rest is history.

8. LMR

Actually, I take it back, the rest is not history, nothing is history until after your dick is inside her. You will most likely get LMR right before you go in for the kill. She'll blow you, you'll suck her titties, and then you want to take her pants off/eat her out/take off her panties/whatever and then she'll say no and stop you. First time she does this, just smile with amused mastery and go back and make out/suck her titties/whatever. Second time she does this, repeat again. Third time she does this, you can either:

  • Go cold. Tell her "We're only here for one thing, I don't want to waste my time", and actually be ready to leave.
  • Go caveman. Tell her you want to fuck the shit out of her and she makes you really horny.
  • Go nonexistent. Literally pretend she doesn't exist. Pull up your pants, check your phone. Go back to the driver's seat. DO NOT acknowledge her until she acknowledges you first. Then ask her "Are you gonna take off your pants?", and then she'll say yes.

I've used all three, and they all worked. Each one is situational as well. If she's hesitant because she doesn't know you, go cold. If she's teasing you, go caveman. If you're really sick of her shit, go nonexistent. when in doubt, just go cold. When you're about to go inside, ask her "You want me to fuck you don't you?" for consent, and the rest is history. If you really want to cover your ass, make sure you have a friendly text conversation afterwards so you can use it as evidence in case she screams rape. If you REALLY want to cover your ass, just hit the recorder on your phone and leave it in the front seat.

Oh and make sure to wrap it up.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM or comment.

EDIT: Forgot the LMR section.