Requirements to date in 2018

strangerthing7 · 2017-12-24T16:51:50+00:00

I gotta see how this cunt looks like. If she isn't like a perfect 10 I'd get an anurysm from laughing hard.

niggerpenis · 2017-12-24T16:58:36+00:00

This is definitely genuine and heterosexual.

silive · 2017-12-24T16:43:18+00:00

And not a word about a single thing she has to offer. But truth to be told, it looks like it was written by a man. Way too honest for the cupcakes, methinks.. P.S. But if that ad is genuine and indeed written by a woman, at least she's honest. And to return the favor, I can honestly say that the whole thing is a massive shit test just for a start and it's only going to get "better". Caveat emptor!

TheRiseAndFall · 2017-12-24T17:35:01+00:00

What if I have a 1000 horsepower Toyota Supra?

Edit: I don’t really have a Supra

Membrudo · 2017-12-24T18:21:16+00:00

Where have all good men gone?

raisins3142 · 2017-12-24T18:26:36+00:00

This is so bad that it is getting into Poe's Law territory (meaning it reads fake). Who knows though because bitches are that crazy.

As far as the 6' 2" or taller thing, that's only around 5% of the male population in the US.

lightbulblb · 2017-12-24T18:18:54+00:00

Haha. Apart from the video game part, I ‘conform’ to every single requirement set out in that list. Now, wait till she sees my list :)

wearedrowning · 2017-12-24T17:18:00+00:00

Men are objects to women.

Zombocom1911 · 2017-12-24T17:32:10+00:00

do you somehow think your pussy is made out of gold? see you in hell lady.

mgtowindia · 2017-12-24T16:49:13+00:00

GOT BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE !!!!!!!!

realChebz · 2017-12-24T18:20:23+00:00

Did you just type this shit up yourself and then take a screenshot? I dont believe this is real.

MTGOStark · 2017-12-24T22:46:23+00:00

Fake, most women have never even heard of aerospace engineering.

tiredofshit · 2017-12-24T17:12:44+00:00

Lol. Too long didn't read.

WhistlingAlong · 2017-12-24T18:03:18+00:00

I think I actually got bone cancer by reading thus and you know thats the thing I wish on whores like this.

Well done whore. Anyway back to my continued 3 day weekend with Xenoblade 2

Blankaccount111 · 2017-12-24T23:37:31+00:00

This is incel stuff and doesn't belong on MGTOW. We don't care what the "requirements" are of of a woman. It is her job to strive to meet our standards. Doesn't matter if she is a 10 or not.

Beeinkc9 · 2017-12-24T18:09:26+00:00

If this was written by anyone less than a 10 and successful herself, she's delusional.

Tom Brady and Giselle are a match, I get it.

jamesbwbevis · 2017-12-24T21:55:11+00:00

obviously fake, but not too far from reality

paris0022 · 2017-12-24T17:11:53+00:00

Sounds like another women that will be single for a long time. I would never say hi to someone with that nonsense demand, even if I matched all the criteria listed.

dfdsfkdjf · 2017-12-24T18:16:11+00:00

85k isn't even that great, it's like borderline welfare in todays world.

I find it funny how she says "own your own home" which is hilarious because 99% of people who "own a house" are just paying a bank every month to live there, a mortgage is basically a very long-term rental agreement where 90%+ of the time you don't even end up owning your house 100% at the end of 30+ years.

Only something like 4% of people own their house out 100% and 99.99% of them are 50+ with dual 6 figure incomes

IntrovertedMagma · 2017-12-24T19:01:19+00:00

You know, in my 24 years on this world I met only one person who managed to fulfill this list. His girlfriend is cute though. But, he is also the one who cooks, gets groceries, cleans while she is hanging out with their friends. I don't know what she is brining to the table besides sex. Her pussy must be good I guess.

iamthatiam95 · 2017-12-24T21:10:48+00:00

This post is incel asf dude.

DagonNaxos · 2017-12-24T18:31:33+00:00

If this is real, and I hope it is, she'll be alone forever. Also, I bet she's a 6 who thinks she's an 11, because beta orbiters

cashmoney_x · 2017-12-24T18:43:33+00:00

This was written by a man. 100% Once again ya'll gettin trolled.

5ilent_0bserver · 2017-12-24T17:35:42+00:00

She bout to die alone fam 😂

TheCaspian · 2017-12-24T17:43:10+00:00

The wall will get this thot in the end... but she’s right about Van Heusen lolol

TheYekke · 2017-12-24T18:08:34+00:00

Yeah I’m with her on the Van Heusen.. they don’t last nearly as long as Sam’s club brands do

stringedbeams · 2017-12-24T18:33:35+00:00

too long did not read

Requirements for MGTOW: b alive

reaper555 · 2017-12-24T19:44:36+00:00

Good Luck you stupid bitch

zRaXcPk · 2017-12-24T19:47:10+00:00

Fuck, I need to buy a Honda or Toyota lol

TheocFetoh · 2017-12-24T20:55:49+00:00

... is this a real thing?

mgtowthrow1996 · 2017-12-24T22:04:20+00:00

Shoes: No Vans, No Adidas, new balance, or anything you got at Jcpenney

Hmmm I guess she doesn't like the $1000 Adidas Yeezy Turtledove or the $400 Vans Fear of God. Such a shame indeed! ^{^{^{^/s}}}

Carbontulpa · 2017-12-24T22:31:36+00:00

Batman. That describes Batman. Not sure about cooking, but rich, professional, works out, orphan, no cats, home owner, nice car. She wants Batman.

Dertotenkraut · 2017-12-24T22:58:22+00:00

Holy fucking kek, this bitch srs?

...oh wait, she is! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

puts on Ray Charles Hit the road bitch, and doncha come back no more, no more, no more, no more!!!

monty93 · 2017-12-24T23:16:33+00:00

6'2"is taller than world highest country's mean height: Netherlands, with 6'1".

Creed89B27 · 2017-12-24T23:29:06+00:00

6"1', Computer Geek, Video gamer and only gym maybe 3-5 times a week... Good thing I don't want to date in 2018.

Conatus_Hawk · 2017-12-25T00:59:53+00:00

I call BS. I don't believe this is real.

Venum_21 · 2017-12-25T01:49:51+00:00

“Hello, I saw your post, and I think I meet all of your requirements. Mind telling me a little bit about yourself?”

“Sure. I’m a beautiful 5’4 princess who weighs 215 pounds (curvy is the best, you sexist misogynist). I’m a strong believer in feminism, and that the woman should stay home and spend absurd amounts of money online while the guy works. I have a degree in gender studies, which my parents are helping me with the loans for (but you’ll be paying those loans once we get together), and I currently write blog posts about the oppressive patriarchy for a living. My passions include sleeping, watching netflix, and going out with friends. So now that that’s out of the way, when can we meet up? You’ll be paying of course...”

Yasae · 2017-12-25T02:01:01+00:00

longer than the dead sea scrolls

Rimefang · 2017-12-25T02:11:09+00:00

Meanwhile, her:

200+ lbs
No job
No car/driving skills
Doesn't cook
lives at home
Hobbies are Netflix/Facebook
Takes no shit, but expects you to take hers

Herpnderp145 · 2017-12-25T04:01:13+00:00

Begone Thots!

swedishyahoser · 2017-12-25T06:22:12+00:00

I would date her just to cheat on her

JustLostInDreams · 2017-12-25T04:56:58+00:00

This is disgusting

TheYekke · 2017-12-24T18:12:35+00:00

I think this one is starting to deal With the shock of finding only chads. I love chads!

cum_drop · 2017-12-24T18:16:01+00:00

Is this real?

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2017-12-24T19:01:01+00:00

Guys, it’s a total shit test!

The last point: “No baggage.” She needs you to carry all her baggage so she can go fuck Chad while you’re at work.

notacrookatall · 2017-12-24T19:51:07+00:00

Is this real? If so, where do these expectations come from? She must also not be very bright, or has to be very attractive. She's effectively reduced her dating pool to a handful of men and it's her who has to meet their standards and not the other way around.

Jonny-Cool · 2017-12-24T20:02:24+00:00

I would love to see a list this demanding made fir women.

Gaujo · 2017-12-24T20:02:53+00:00

Geez, how fat IS this chick?

Trail_of_Jeers · 2017-12-24T20:06:29+00:00

/r/ChoosingBeggars

Nezborn02 · 2017-12-24T20:10:59+00:00

no doubt some 5/10 cunt wrote this

FilaStyle84 · 2017-12-24T20:14:24+00:00

Oh boy! I can't wait to disappoint!

malexander777 · 2017-12-24T20:24:00+00:00

I have a new Chevy, I think she's saying there's a chance!

Kyoo-Pid · 2017-12-24T20:38:31+00:00

I play d&d, videogames and am an all around nerd and I get dates and am currently happy with my girlfriend. You don’t need to meet these standards, you just need to not be a cunt x

cleats4u · 2017-12-24T20:42:46+00:00

How about you suck my dick daily and tell me how wonderful I am your not fucking a man from a third world country.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2017-12-24T20:44:05+00:00

This can't be real.

Avyctes · 2017-12-24T20:47:49+00:00

What is missing, curiously, is what this cunt brings to the table, other than emotional baggage, a massive ego, and of course, hypergamy.

Cunt: Already you fail the cost-benefit analysis.

dobby06 · 2017-12-24T20:49:49+00:00

I don't meet any of these requirements. Happy!

Crisgocentipede · 2017-12-24T20:53:24+00:00

NO CATS?? Well she may have a future of cats if she keeps these demands like this

fuu999 · 2017-12-24T21:09:14+00:00

sad all the "good" girls went the CC way after being dumped by their first chad

MadeInBeirut13 · 2017-12-24T21:21:06+00:00

Cool, so then my requirements for Wamen are this

Must be a virgin

Slaughtius · 2017-12-24T21:26:04+00:00

What she have to offer, some other dude kid...

Summit92 · 2017-12-24T21:39:56+00:00

She can piss off with all those requirements, the amount of entitlement in that post really solidifies ones resolve to just go your own way! And besides brothers, ain’t no pussy worth what the asking “price” is! Period!! Lol!

watermelonicecream · 2017-12-24T22:08:34+00:00

Those post-wall whores sure are entertaining.

Atolla2 · 2017-12-24T22:13:11+00:00

Hahaha jeez. Reading this just gave me the urge to walk away, looks like I'm past the point of anger.

Ps - what's wrong with Toyotaaaaaa?

Battlespike1066 · 2017-12-24T22:17:42+00:00

If, and it's a big if,...

If this is a real profile, we really want to see the link, please.

BuffaloForeskin · 2017-12-24T22:19:03+00:00

I posted the male equivalent of these type of demands on tinder (girl must suck dick, cook, clean, etc...) and my account was terminated the next day.

blackierobinsun3 · 2017-12-24T22:48:09+00:00

Isnt the gym closed on Christmas, is he supposed to break inside and start working out

Lynx_TWO · 2017-12-24T23:21:21+00:00

Any guy that dates this woman is a huge traitor

I won’t even consider going out with a woman who makes under 75k a year

Rescuedbeta · 2017-12-24T23:33:55+00:00

A couple of years of sex robot ai development is all it takes to replace women. They are nothing but parasites.

ETKDoom · 2017-12-24T23:35:20+00:00

Is this satire? If not then loool.

Lunatcharsky · 2017-12-24T23:37:33+00:00

Megitgud · 2017-12-25T00:15:03+00:00

This! Skip to 4:08 for the laughs.

KamiMoon · 2017-12-25T00:18:05+00:00

This is a joke right? That is the most ridiculous list ever.

robowriter · 2017-12-25T00:40:16+00:00

Why mgtow grows until it's the predominate male attitude. Then the laws will change, but it'll be too late for them.

This one above, time will take care of her shitty attitude.

bastardstepchild · 2017-12-25T01:14:08+00:00

Is this satire? I really can’t tell, but I’ll actually be more surprised if it’s fake than I will be if it’s real.

jaycee9 · 2017-12-25T02:11:06+00:00

Written by a dude to troll women. Spot on though...

AudioAssassyn · 2017-12-25T02:11:11+00:00

Must be man enough to be a stand-in father to my 3 children, and be okay with interacting with their 2 fathers. No exceptions.

1UPZ_ · 2017-12-25T02:25:26+00:00

makes me want to break things reading that.

its fake but its a list of ways to trigger people... i mean its a check list of how to be cunt

2017-12-25T02:27:25+00:00

This can’t possibly be real.

Cubular-Sucr0se · 2017-12-25T02:30:30+00:00

Trash bitches have these demands.

fonseca135 · 2017-12-25T02:51:25+00:00

But I love Adidas.

I-am-the-lul · 2017-12-25T03:41:26+00:00

I don't even come close to qualifying for most of those conditions which means no one should bug me over the fact that I dropped out of the dating game.

Incels hate the fact they have low SMV, thus cannot hope to meet these standards.
MGTOW monks with low SMV can just sit back and revel in the fact that they are essentially invisible to AWALT-types out there.

Corbinv7 · 2017-12-25T04:12:10+00:00

You guys can’t possibly believe this is real.

Bossdonut · 2017-12-25T04:14:57+00:00

No van huesen? What a bitch

JosephBancor · 2017-12-25T04:18:27+00:00

Definitely a forever alone type of female

ProudAussieBogan · 2017-12-25T05:20:26+00:00

Hmm I’m surprised to know I actually meet these requirements! I’m good on the body fat percentage, I own my own home, don’t play video games and love cooking. I don’t have a cat and my family relationships are good. I have money to spare, because I live in the country and penny pinch like a madman. I have a car worth $35k+ brand new, it’s even a BMW (a 20 year old one, but she never specified age of the car).

I’m not quite that tall though, looks like I have to miss out :( lucky me.

MaestroLogical · 2017-12-25T06:52:43+00:00

I think I ran against her in GTA5.

ScottDurden · 2017-12-25T01:17:11+00:00

That's a lot for a warm hole to masturbate my dick into.

Title	Requirements to date in 2018
Author	keysongot
Upvotes	319
Comments	171
Date	December 24, 2017 4:38 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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