TL;DR

Had a plate over the other night, was sleeping when awoken by loud roommates, dealt with the situation and was rewarded.

Body

Last night I was sleeping when I was woken up by one of my roommates. I had a plate over and she was visibly upset. I thought "Ok, I'll deal with this like a normal person go knock on his door and ask him to be quiet". I went to his door and knocked on it. There were 3 people in there and I said "Please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep". He said okay and closed the door. I went back to my room to try and get back to sleep but soon enough the noise started again. I went back to his door and knocked very hard and loud, this time he didn't come to the door but they all became very quiet. However, unfortunately soon enough the noise began again and I had had enough at this point. I got up and banged the side of my wall(Our rooms are side by side), and yelled "Shut the fuck up, before I beat the shit out of you". After this there was no noise, but what surprised me was what my plate said after I did that: "That was so fucking sexy". After that we had amazing sex and went to sleep.

Lessons Learned

-Being a nice guy doesn't work

-Women like when you show your power and dominance over others

-Sometimes violence is the answer

-Stand up for yourself and you will be rewarded

-Lift, for intimidation and so that if the time ever does come that you need to fight you will have an advantage