Be careful guys, you might be charged with sexual assault for having erection while you sleep

Erudite_Delirium · 2018-01-21T17:11:22+00:00

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NaughtyFred · 2018-01-21T17:30:59+00:00

"Menstrual blood is natural!! Stop shaming my natural beautiful womanhood!!!"

"Here is an art exhibit of me bleeding from my crotch that I'm going to post on social media where children can see so they don't grow up and stigmatize menstruation!"

Same people:

"Erections while sleeping is assault. Take estrogen pills or put your genitals in a cage."

Women really are morons. I'm as serious as can be. Men need to wake the fuck up.

MadPreacher1AD · 2018-01-21T17:06:31+00:00

wishes to face palm the woman that wrote this An erection is a biomechanical reaction to the bladder filling up as a male sleeps to prevent accidents.

frjoethesecond · 2018-01-21T18:58:29+00:00

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acjj1990 · 2018-01-21T17:12:54+00:00

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monty93 · 2018-01-21T17:18:10+00:00

How is an erection a sexual misconduct? How is anybody unsafe by having a sleeping erect guy seating next to you?

Jcart105 · 2018-01-21T19:55:45+00:00

estrogen supplements, vegan diet

They're literally trying to chemically castrate men now and not even remotely trying to hide it.

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2018-01-21T17:48:47+00:00

Estrogen supplements? So just be a woman then.

Why is it that being a man is a bad thing now?

If it weren’t for men, you wouldn’t even have estrogen supplements to begin with.

Fucking hell. Who else feels like these cunts need to be slapped?

Fyodor007 · 2018-01-21T19:05:01+00:00

I was glad to read that reddit downvoted this stupidity into oblivion.

Timefoxdee · 2018-01-21T17:35:56+00:00

Is it possible for women gynocentric toads to grasp some actual science once in awhile, rather than being idiots who think they can control everything even a bodily reaction. These women are act like paranoid schizophrenics.

Nezborn02 · 2018-01-21T18:09:28+00:00

Why the fuck have you blurred out the cunt's name?

Philletto · 2018-01-21T20:35:08+00:00

It's possible to train your body to NOT be a raging, hormonal creep

But as we all know, it's sexist to tell a woman the exact same thing when she's on her period. /s

Adiaphoron · 2018-01-21T18:32:33+00:00

ESTROGEN AND VEGAN DIET? How's that any helpful to a male that wants to have optimal health,quality of life and performance in anything he does?? I'm.not going to make my life worse voluntarily. Normal and healthy levels of Testosterone is essential for men.

TokerNoJoker · 2018-01-21T18:42:00+00:00

Be ashamed of your dick and put it to sleep with a fag diet of purely vegetables and estrogen supplements and be a bigger fag and meditate after a glass of wheat grass while your girlfriend paints your toe nails.

menmensrs · 2018-01-21T21:06:00+00:00

As a vegan i've to say that my morning erections are going up pretty hard. Thanks for suggesting, will be thinking of you my next wet dream, random sjw.

BoxOfUsefulParts · 2018-01-21T17:21:03+00:00

That's why there have been travel rugs since coaches were invented and why airplanes still have blankets for every passenger. It's a modesty screen.

The_critical_writer · 2018-01-21T21:19:18+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me. It's like asking girls to not have their periods leak out of their panties.

2018-01-21T18:31:20+00:00

Perfectly normal since the beginning time.

Even the story of Adam and Lilith was used to describe nocturnal emissions, where Lilith would come back and steal Adam's seed when he slept.

Graypube88 · 2018-01-21T19:35:05+00:00

Bla bla .. 'toxic masculinity'. They want female superiority and dominance that is all!

hardtostarboard2016 · 2018-01-21T21:09:10+00:00

Where is this originally posted? I want to downvote it.

mgtowalt · 2018-01-21T21:11:06+00:00

Estrogen suppliments?! Yea I really want gyno... How about you go fuck youself you stupid bitch. A hard on before waking is what a man with normal testasernone levels gets. They want to turn us all into fucking soyboys.

tallwheel · 2018-01-21T21:36:35+00:00

Women should plug their meat holes with cork when they bleed and stuff it with cotton. Make them take testosterone supplements if they can't stop the bleeding.

TheRabid · 2018-01-21T18:49:45+00:00

I wonder if a guy or a girl wrote that.

LabTech41 · 2018-01-21T21:07:47+00:00

You know, it used to be that Feminists and man haters would at least TRY to lie and hide their contempt for our very existence, let alone anything we may or may not have done. They're so entitled and lazy now that they're just openly saying things like this because they think there's no pushback.

Million-Suns · 2018-01-21T22:30:27+00:00

When will they admit that men's existence is enough to constitute sexual assault?

Breathing air make us all rapists apparently...

Think about it , that air penetrates women's lungs. The Horror !!

Rich77u · 2018-01-21T20:57:02+00:00

Estrogen and a vegan diet is exactly what feminists what to turn American men *into

kardz33 · 2018-01-21T21:14:57+00:00

I love how we inherently posture ourselves as perpetrators and women victims as victims of our natural body functions, among many other things.

Is this how a mass die off and societal collapse happens? We become more retarded than pandas and free men have to participate in other people’s neurotic, retarded, and thin skinned beliefs for fear of prosecution or zealot white knights?

Let natures correction begin. I’ll be the bald guy drinking wine from skulls of simps, cucks, and femtards in the wastelands.

See you bitches there.

CountyMcCounterson · 2018-01-21T21:48:23+00:00

Soy injections

Soy vey it's almost like pol was right

mrscene1 · 2018-01-21T19:47:26+00:00

Does she know that a man having an erection while sleeping is the body's natural way of preventing him from urinating himself, and has nothing to do with sex or hormones?

ManIsWalking · 2018-01-21T23:33:13+00:00

We should start saying the same thing about periods. I bought a plane ticket but I shouldn't have to forego my right to not having to sit by this raging bitch.

Take one second to do a Google search and learn that nocturnal erections/admissions are entirely natural and uncontrollable. The average male has upwards to 15 erections per night while sleeping.

So more importantly, who was the creeper that was sexually harassing this dude while he slept? By being so fixated on his dick while the man was sleeping, I'd consider that sexual misconduct and I think the pervert who was so fascinated by an unconscious man's dick should be put in jail away from normal society.

Fuck off with your penis envy, you bleeding cunts.

iMDirtNapz · 2018-01-22T00:13:02+00:00

Well she was sexually assaulting the man for looking at his crotch while he was sleeping.

mgtow4ever · 2018-01-21T18:35:07+00:00

Chemical Castration?

menshouldhaverights · 2018-01-21T19:05:37+00:00

Pretty sure you can't meditate while your asleep, the whole point is not to be a asleep. As if you could meditate boners away anyways.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-01-21T19:58:21+00:00

I'd like to baseball bat that whore to the fucking back of the head. So involuntary bio vascular mechanics is a crime now? Cunt. Just fucking DIE already.

New_User1984 · 2018-01-21T20:49:54+00:00

It’d possible to train your body to not get erections? Wut? The level of stupid is painful

STL-UPS-DRIVER · 2018-01-21T21:52:20+00:00

Hahahah.. “vegan diet.” I eat mostly plants and my thing is just fine, harder than ever, I’d say. Guess I’m a sexual predator.

2018-01-21T19:15:29+00:00

That's as absurd as shaming a woman for getting hard nipples in winter.

ocaptainmyadversary · 2018-01-21T21:57:38+00:00

"How do you prevent erections while you're asleep" I'm pretty sure the real question is "why would you prevent erections while you're asleep".

Glad this assclown got downvoted to hell.

wiseprogressivethink · 2018-01-21T22:27:06+00:00

Estrogen supplements

Jesus Christ.

Jerminator77 · 2018-01-21T22:40:10+00:00

At least someone finally admitted veganism kills your manhood.

2018-01-22T03:09:48+00:00

I am terrified by the fact that this person (most likely) has the right to vote.

Splish-Splashallmyst · 2018-01-22T03:26:43+00:00

Or you could have manners and not stare at the cocks of sleeping men like a pervert.

2018-01-21T19:45:43+00:00

Link please?

Mierdaz246 · 2018-01-21T22:14:02+00:00

Seems like a complete troll and you took the bait. Ridiculous.

pablosito · 2018-01-21T22:22:51+00:00

This reminds me of a case awhile back can't remember where t was but a judge was over seeing a rape case and said something along the lines of "can't the woman just shut down her vagina to prevent the rape?" And I think he lost his job because of the outrage. Anyways point is this woman's insane thinking guys can just will their erections to be/not be there.

Alexxx_87 · 2018-01-21T22:29:30+00:00

I kinda agree that it’s probably not best and also is a bit weird for a child to see an erection or whoever saw it, or for an erection to take place in public or on a plane

But it’s not voluntary and not in control. And why are penises so shamed. It’s a fucking human bodily organ. A nocturnal erection is a human physiological function (like hardening of nips). Why is it so sexualized, stigmatized, and shamed. Don’t women fight for breast feeding in public and no bras and topless and nudity. Well we can see your tits all day long pretty much no matter what you wear

And that’s a pretty sexual part of the body. I don’t want to sexualize it but women use it for sex and to lure men in and garner attention, so it’s sexualized that way.

Next, penises are literally used to reproduce/procreate/create life, similarly breasts are also used to nurture life and supplement life. So wtf is this hypocrisy.

gifm4ster · 2018-01-21T22:46:44+00:00

Oh my god. How about a BIG FUCK YOU? Huh? You chose to watch an involuntary erection and get offended. What about looking away? Too difficult, oh ya right. Why the hell were you looking at a guy’s crotch anyway? I believe that’s sexual assault too fucking asshole.

Fucking bitch. And then of course, recommending ways to self emasculate.

JefferyDahmmer · 2018-01-21T23:55:49+00:00

Nasty bitch. Don't ever have a disgusting period again. It's easy. Meditation. Testosterone therapy. Vaginal removal. Stop being a disgusting bleeding freak.

2018-01-22T00:04:03+00:00

Maybe if she had taken her testosterone supplements she wouldn't have been in a emotional/hormonal state and made such a stupid comment.

2018-01-22T02:12:17+00:00

The war in men continues and the absurdly will grow. So according to the bitch that said this men are supposed to take estrogen tablets now,huh? Fuck you bitch.

Just4yourpost · 2018-01-22T03:24:54+00:00

So when women's nipples get hard, can I get them arrested for sexual misconduct?

2018-01-22T07:22:41+00:00

Take estrogen?

that is like telling women to take testosterone to stop menstrual bleeding.

Rick_OShay1 · 2018-01-22T13:22:22+00:00

WTF is that cunt's username censored?!

Dimone_Freehold · 2018-01-21T22:02:43+00:00

Please Talos tell me this isn't real.

kcast-408 · 2018-01-21T22:40:39+00:00

Haha not sure if that comment is meant to be serious

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-01-21T22:56:37+00:00

Surely the OP was joking!!!

Theaty · 2018-01-21T23:23:19+00:00

If estrogen supposedly does that to a guy will testosterone make that bitch think logic?

2018-01-21T23:42:20+00:00

So...by the same logic women should be able to train themselves not to be raging sluts while ovulating right?

Yonski3 · 2018-01-22T00:15:22+00:00

Vegan diet makes your penis go flaccid confirmed.

emmittspliff · 2018-01-22T01:27:22+00:00

As a proud soyboy, I still pop an inconvenient amount of boners.

MrBluePill · 2018-01-22T01:52:18+00:00

If this is true then I feel violated by seeing camel toe or nipples.....c'mon!

tallwheel · 2018-01-22T02:07:15+00:00

Proving once again the amount of surprising ignorance both women and men have about male biology. This is the same logic that leads to 'Men can't be raped. If he had an erection he wanted it.'

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-01-22T02:25:56+00:00

So now we gotta pray to make our erections go away like a Buddhist monk. Nice.

2018-01-22T02:48:58+00:00

I got a boner the other day driving home from the gym on a bumpy road.

Lock me up.

hollybegin · 2018-01-22T03:03:01+00:00

minus 200 karma and dropping...

If only you could be dropped from the planet.

ChristmasMeat · 2018-01-22T03:16:10+00:00

I've been a vegan for 6 years. A vegan diet has actually been shown to increase blood flood. Can confirm.

Faulko77 · 2018-01-22T04:24:29+00:00

Is this thread still up? Would love to read some of the comments.

2018-01-22T04:56:11+00:00

“There are numerous studies on how to prevent erections while you sleep”. Why is this person using the little time they have on earth looking up studies on how to prevent nocturnal erections? Dear anonymous person, if by some miracle you read this I highly recommend finding a new hobby.

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-22T06:59:02+00:00

Oh please. I can't count how many times I've had to witness a women's hard nipples in public. "The Agony". I'm sure if brad pit had a hard on they wouldn't be complaining.

PurpleSweetz · 2018-01-22T07:03:30+00:00

2018 - where your body executing 100% natural processes is sexual misconduct.

Can the world end already?

Skiguy93 · 2018-01-22T07:05:39+00:00

No fucking way this is real.

skoobled · 2018-01-22T07:29:07+00:00

9/10 when I have a sleep boner it's because I actually need to piss

cashmoney_x · 2018-01-22T09:40:16+00:00

I think that response is a troll to drive home the point.

2018-01-22T14:44:23+00:00

I knew it. Vegans have limp dicks.

TigPlaze · 2018-01-22T15:58:23+00:00

More feminist insanity. Now you can get charged for involuntarily getting an erection.

2018-01-21T19:40:28+00:00

Today we have a lot of knowledge posts about women clearly not getting laid.

Women are fucking stupid.

1UPZ_ · 2018-01-21T20:59:49+00:00

or you can not look at that direction or tell the stewards to address it

mr-no-homo · 2018-01-21T21:42:06+00:00

I cant even....i dont know if i ever get hard when i sleep but waking up with morning wood is one indication of my testosterone being at healthy levels.

2018-01-21T22:01:07+00:00

I'll totally get right on that vegan diet so I can stop getting boners in the middle of the night.

the_unseen_one · 2018-01-21T22:29:20+00:00

Hahaha those fucking second edit recommendations. Obviously chemically castrating yourself will reduce your incidence of erections, you man hating psychopath.

2018-01-21T22:38:34+00:00

Haha so I should: change my hormones in to possibly dangerous levels, change my high meat/protein diet (I have to eat a lot of meat and it's annoying honestly) in to one that's not good for my health, spend my own money and my own free time to meditate for a problem that's completely natural and actually a healthy sign? Oh buzz off...

2018-01-21T22:51:57+00:00

Link to story? Sounds like bullshit.

UltraCarnivore · 2018-01-21T22:53:36+00:00

Xher had just killed meditation for me.

TheFall_ · 2018-01-21T23:25:20+00:00

Let's shame women for having periods in the middle of the night then..? Fucking ridiculous.

2018-01-22T00:23:26+00:00

I think they woulda had the opposite reaction if he was Justin Bieber or Ryan seacrest.

Once again, put on earmuffs whenever women complain about silly stuff. No place for negativity like that.

2018-01-22T00:49:04+00:00

Can someone point me to an article where this occurred? I seriously want to read the stupidity and how the media covered it.

GunsRfuns · 2018-01-22T00:57:14+00:00

God forbid we don't all take estrogen and eat a vegan diet.

2018-01-22T03:10:12+00:00

All I have to say to dumb fuck retards....

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

L_darkside · 2018-01-22T03:48:31+00:00

But wait, after reading this don't forget your wife will ask for divorce if you don't satisfy her sexually. The entire planet is going full idiocracy.

2018-01-22T03:50:13+00:00

Penis envy.

2018-01-22T03:56:09+00:00

So fucking stupid

Sniggle191 · 2018-01-22T04:13:21+00:00

Wouldn't getting an erection on public transport just be free entertainment for everyone else, wow these people really hate life itself.

professor_mcamateur · 2018-01-22T04:26:17+00:00

who was undressing you with their eyes? that's creepy af.

if your saying your erection was so robust that it brokw through your slacks, I doubt r/thathappened

FreeNClear32 · 2018-01-22T04:35:51+00:00

Insanity defined.

2018-01-22T05:08:02+00:00

She needs to get fucked

MrBluePill · 2018-01-22T05:13:58+00:00

Serves the bitch right for looking, and thus raping.

2018-01-22T08:30:26+00:00

Why are you even looking at a man's piece ..?

urban3879 · 2018-01-22T10:31:34+00:00

So the cunts had a "sag" awards show last night . Lmfao

mgtowbyexperience · 2018-01-22T11:36:08+00:00

Hey! My Eyes are UP HERE!

Lurkersbane · 2018-01-22T17:48:24+00:00

Hmm, this asexual seems to mistakenly believe that their libido is the RIGHT libido.

Mchooofer · 2018-01-22T07:27:58+00:00

I feel like beating her up .. how's that for an erection

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-01-21T19:10:02+00:00

FAKE

LoliFaction · 2018-01-22T02:20:18+00:00

To be fair... you shouldn't be napping in public if you can't prevent it, if you know it is going to happen just wear really tight pants or put something heavy and solid over your crotch when you go to sleep, that is what I do. Although I do agree sexual harrasment is completely unjustified. You should have argued that the people who saw your boner while you were sleeping raped you.

Title	Be careful guys, you might be charged with sexual assault for having erection while you sleep
Author	Bitsoft
Upvotes	772
Comments	251
Date	January 21, 2018 5:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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