I don’t like dicks in my coffee, either.

Amelania · 2020-01-18T03:38:54+00:00

He seems like a blast! Not bitter and angry and hateful, at all

lusigusi · 2020-01-18T04:31:53+00:00

This doesn’t even work as a joke. NEXT

psychsense · 2020-01-18T04:40:56+00:00

IVE SEEN THIS AND SCREEN SHOTTED IT BEFORE TOO! I thought it was legit but now I see it’s just a copy/paste “joke” that’s not funny at all. The funny thing is the person I screen shotted it from also worked at Starbucks!!!

FlamingFeminist · 2020-01-18T03:45:08+00:00

There was an attempt at a joke. It wasn't funny.

Get your ass to therapy and stop "joking" about your issues.

theghettogirl · 2020-01-18T04:54:57+00:00

🇨🇳 couldn't find a bigger redder one either

butterflymeadowzz · 2020-01-18T03:42:09+00:00

Men think they're so funny.

picturesofpics · 2020-01-18T08:10:53+00:00

Yea that makes no sense. It makes it sound like his girlfriend was forcing him to drink coffee with other guys dicks in it...

LovedDemons · 2020-01-18T09:23:05+00:00

Why do men have shit like this in their profiles? Do they think this makes them look cool or edgy? This is so stupid. Literally no one wants to read/know this when looking for a partner. No one cares about this because there is so much missing context and it's old news that needs to be discarded. Focus on the new. Focus on getting to know people rather calling your ex out in your DATING BIO. Showing people you are still going on about your ex isn't a healthy glow, sweaty.

These types of men are literal idiots.

plutunic · 2020-01-18T08:30:07+00:00

this guy thinks he deserves more than he offers, if that's not the joke then i don't get it 💁

2020-01-18T04:36:58+00:00

Bitter men can stay pressed.

drragonbones · 2020-01-18T10:51:22+00:00

Not just that bitter creepiness but thinking that liking sushi is a personality trait to lead with? LOL.

Evil_Rao · 2020-01-18T12:01:00+00:00

I love how he just announces to the world he has ex gf issues. Makes it much easier for women to weed him out lol

ItsFreezen · 2020-01-18T12:47:47+00:00

With that dating profile his dick isn't going anywhere. lol

May26th · 2020-01-18T21:11:24+00:00

Yikes. I thought it was funny and would totally have swiped right on him. This is why I'm on FDS, got to get better at spotting the red flags.

Although, I think I was distracted by the sushi comment..

Novemberinthechair · 2020-01-19T03:14:44+00:00

Hello psycho!

Title	I don’t like dicks in my coffee, either.
Author	Firefly10886
Upvotes	42
Comments	23
Date	January 18, 2020 3:29 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/eqb7dv/i_dont_like_dicks_in_my_coffee_either/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-dont-like-dicks-in-my-coffee-either.684582 https://theredarchive.com/post/684582

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