You can’t make this shit up 😂

littlecuterose · 2020-01-03T11:52:41+00:00

What's he bringing to the table? Besides a bad personality, small dick and porn addiction.

s_slayer · 2020-01-03T11:35:45+00:00

The best was the comment below this one where some other scrote said “watch her shag one of them (the three “allowed” friends) anyway, it just isn’t worth it” 😂 😂 😂

Many more rules, ladies. You don’t know you’re missing. Total oppression and abuse is the key to a fulfilling, happy life, you just don’t realize that yet. 🙄

Scotsburd · 2020-01-03T13:09:44+00:00

Oh bless his heart, he thinks he gets to choose.

CoolMelonade · 2020-01-03T15:44:19+00:00

Glad he’s prepared to be alone.

w0manifest · 2020-01-03T12:06:49+00:00

Sorry sweetie, the nuns don't want you either

ny-lady · 2020-01-03T12:53:10+00:00

Dont forget she must be a virgin but hes slept with 100 women and a walking wart spreader.

MelatoninNightmares · 2020-01-03T16:59:31+00:00

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kasurimethi · 2020-01-03T14:14:59+00:00

So in other words, one of those fundamentalist mormons or a blowup doll.

Repeat after me: women fuck who they want, men fuck who they can.

aaamu · 2020-01-03T13:45:47+00:00

Just watch me shag the Holy Spirit

whycantweallgetal0ng · 2020-01-03T16:23:28+00:00

A guy told me he wouldn't even trust the Father, Son or the Holy Spirit as there have been known issues with those three in the past. 😄😅

ItsFreezen · 2020-01-03T17:22:26+00:00

Ironically he's the one who regularly visits snapchat,tiktok,Instagram,Facebook,drinks alcohol, has a porn addiction,bad hygiene ....

2020-01-03T17:46:06+00:00

Pretty much what my friends’ husband and did to her, except he made her wear clothes he picked out, which were all mini skirts and low shirts.. nothing else. He cheats on her with multiple women, pretends he did nothing wrong and whines she’s not a good Christian wife because she left with their child after he cheated and became emotionally abusing. If I ever lay eyes on that thing again I swear I’m gonna punch him in the throat.

chickenpork72 · 2020-01-03T12:11:03+00:00

Honestly, apart from female friends with approval, that’s me, where is my prince charming? The thing is that he thinks he wants that but in reality he will probably choose any girl that will suck him off after clubbing in the cheapest place in town

ChldishChanDino · 2020-01-03T19:18:57+00:00

I was going to say, “So he wants a daughter?” but then I was like ew no, I’d call Child services if I saw a man treating his daughter that way, let a alone a women he supposed to “be in love with”.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-01-03T23:29:14+00:00

He can find her in the 4th world countries

Kitty015 · 2020-01-03T14:55:19+00:00

Next he’ll want us in a hijab

Woman-ThatIAm · 2020-01-03T15:22:30+00:00

Yeah, those three non family male friends sure work out great. Mary supposedly only had two approve, the Father and The Holy Spirit and so gave us The Son. Let us know how that works out for you, Bud. Perhaps he believes in virgin birth but I think Mary didn’t care for stupid male rules either and found a way around them.

danibug · 2020-01-04T13:30:06+00:00

I find the “no masculine behavior” funny. What does that entail? Depends on his opinion on men honestly, and Id love to hear his explanation.

2020-01-05T07:35:54+00:00

He will die alone under a pile of old newspapers.

Smooth_Purchase · 2020-01-05T06:08:46+00:00

These requirements MUST be why he's single... Right????

Title	You can’t make this shit up 😂
Author	s_slayer
Upvotes	152
Comments	36
Date	January 3, 2020 11:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/eje8sf/you_cant_make_this_shit_up/
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