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[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist[S] 97 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is such a textbook LVM it may as well be parody.
Where do these men find the audacity?
And people wonder why there is less sex being had in this generation........the catalogue of clowns, aka dating apps, explains why.
[–][deleted] 88 points89 points90 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Do any women actually like this? Even in my pickme days I would have always found this gross
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist[S] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm genuinely confused by manchildren like this...its like they take pride in repelling women :S
[–]ChristianGirl93FDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, one of my friends dated a guy in HS- his pickup at a pool party was, ‘Don’t you look like a whore with all that eyeliner?’ 🤨 she thought he was sarcastic and he may just have been that bad
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤮
[–]thuggboots73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I hate when men write descriptions about how they’re “not sure” what they’re looking for. Yes, you are. You want to get your dick wet. You don’t want any other relationship that would require you to get your shit together because at the end of the day you’re just tired of jacking off and want to disappoint some poor woman instead.
[–]terribletimingtodayFDS Apprentice37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's it. Ready to spend a couple months toying with a woman to keep the sex coming, then he will decide he's not ready for a relationship. Take a few months off. Then, he will repeat the cycle. Over and over, until he gets one pregnant...then he's just another guy with a kid on a dating app.
[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Age: 33 Looking for: Don't know yet Wants kids: someday!
I'm so sick of seeing this. Dudes- your sperm expires, if you want kids you need to be looking for something serious right now.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you. It's ridiculous.
[–]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No one wants to see your dick, Bobby, no matter what the vodka tells you.
[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one wants to see your dick
[–]sweatydeath41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kids = “want someday”
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BOBBY
[–]blackredrosepetalsFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bruh is it really that hard to not have a bland, creepy or arrogant bio??
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What can I offer...uh. Umm. MUH PENIS.
[–]diflorusFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it’s gonna be a hard left, Bobby.
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure this is the dictionary entry for "low effort."
[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Good sense of humour"
Really? Well he does sound like a total joke.
[–]honeybeerollFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Where do you ladies find these 😭. Everyday I come here and see guys who do this kind of shit that no woman I know irl has (thankfully) experienced on an app. I see this like these guys must hate themselves and this is a cry for help/the pity approach to get girls??? Does this even work? I see shit like this and I'm like this is why incels are incels. So sorry your eyes had to be assaulted by this total loser
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[–]honeybeerollFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I never think women who post here make up these screenshots, I'm just stunned that these guys are real! And I think you're right, that must be the angle. It's why those "hot single [insert ethnicity here] women in your area!" and scam emails are so poorly presented, they're designed to attract a certain gullible person
[–]olenka67FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a no from me , dawg! 🤦🏻♀️
[–]ChristianGirl93FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ONLY thing he has is a sense of humor if he actually believes a girl just wants dick and free nudes, sad if he thinks this is a way to a woman’s heart and not good food and free dog cuddles 😂
[–]Mental-Hair6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He was doing so good till he started with his penis and got into detail. he could of just said he enjoyed sex then move on too a much more interesting fact about himself or something
[–]ChristianGirl93FDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If females did this: nice vag, 9/10 guys said would revisit, I have no WiFi at home, got books aplenty. Not sure what I’m looking for anyone who got abs and nice hair. Wants kids: NOW, Looking for marriage
[–]monkeypenguinFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still an infinitely better bio.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bearable personality? No. You don't have that. You want kids someday? These assholes. Sperm rots. Get your shit together faster.
He can't even write a decent bio.
[–]MediccibitchFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's not to love? Everything.
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s like they’re devolving and reverting back to base stereotype at an alarming rate.
[–]_Atalanta_FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
So disturbing that these gross men say they want children someday. I hope they are lying.
yr 2030: "So, Dad, what were you like before you had us?"
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[–]terribletimingtodayFDS Apprentice37 points38 points39 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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