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[–]temptressinateacupFDS Newbie193 points194 points195 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The bar is in hell
[–]RedRetrogradeFDS Newbie79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And it’s melting through the 9th circle as we speak.
[–]LadyArellanoFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically
[–]medschoolrulezFDS Newbie137 points138 points139 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My favorite is when they give you one compliment and then say "Ugh I'm being such a simp".... sir, you can just keep your stupid "compliment".
[–]AryisHere12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like at one point simp was someone that were like white knights that thought it was their job to protect all women from normal problems that you face in life, but then it was morphed into "omg he CARES about this chick? What a simp lololol."
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Disciple101 points102 points103 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I want to laugh, but it is also SO SO sad. My boyfriend would be called a simp, because he does A LOT of nice things for me, without ever expecting anything in return. I do things for him because I love him, and he does things for me out of love as well. Still he would be called a simp for it.......... Ridiculous.
[–]hyacinthgirl95FDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not sad at all. Don’t take to heart the opinions of losers. I’m sure your bf could care less what these loveless fucks think of him 😇
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Disciple22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yeah I know he doesnt give a shit about it, all of his friends are actually good guys as well, who are all happy to do some "simping". But I honestly just want to fight toxic masculinity as a whole.
[–]hyacinthgirl95FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same girl same 🥺❤️
[–]LionorasFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, the term went completely out of control after a while.
Like, I...kinda agree with the original meaning -like, guys that think if they play doggy that a random girl will in return shower them with love (mostly related to E-girls) - but now it's "all nice affection".
Hell, some people don't even know the actual meaning. I once saw a post where a guy called Super Mario (y'know, the videogame character from Nintendo?) a simp, because his job was to save the only political figure of his homeplace aka Princess Peach.
Asked him how the hell this relates and he replies "Oh, I just heard this joke online and wanted to use it once"...eh...kay?
[–]midge_ratFDS Newbie95 points96 points97 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Find thee a man who is internet illiterate.
My HVM has a Facebook with less than 100 friends who are mostly family and people he’s known since elementary school. That’s his only social media. He doesn’t own a computer (just a basic smartphone), and he never does internet stuff beyond googling stuff and shopping.
It’s so refreshing. After my ex who was just steeped in porn and internet trash talk.
Luddites 4 lyfe!
[–]psilocybeanieFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Literally. I had to teach my husband how to shop on Amazon. He doesn't use instagram or reddit or anything, just uses my laptop to watch Netflix sometimes. I wouldn't have it any other way.
[–]Hazel-rah99FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Where did you meet this rare gem? 😂 I’m overhauling my own habits and am looking for others who are barely on the internet/TV/smartphone.
[–]midge_ratFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Milwaukee! Lol I feel like there are a lot of people like this in the Midwest. He also works 2 jobs and claims he doesn’t have any time to video games or anything. We occasionally watch Curb Your Enthusiasm or The Office and that’s about all the screen time we have around each other. It’s fucking LOVELY.
[–]Hazel-rah99FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m loving this. Happy for you! ❤️
[–]EmojiangelFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg I second this advice sooo much, any man who is obsessed with social media is at best kind of a loser who has the wrong priorities in life and at worst deeply alienated, mentally disordered, and dangerous
[–]ashwheeeFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’ll never understand this?
I mean I understand the meme but this is a seriously scary new trend.
I have a friend-couple. When I first met them he doted on her and talked down on his friends who were legit incels/mgtows (they even share reddit things on IG. I’ve since unfollowed all of them.)
Something changed. He started hanging out with them a lot more and now he’s used some intel rhetoric against his girlfriend. It’s a trend I’m seeing with a lot of males lately and it scares me into being single for the rest of my years.
[–]Affectionate_Flow860Throwaway Account1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be honest the ones who should really be going their own way are women.
They are the ones most killed and raped by their husbands and boyfriends.(Obviously not as much anymore BUT stats dont lie male on male violence is random male on female violence is usually from a boyfriend or husband)
The worst hurt a guy can have is rejection by a woman apparently so much so they commit crimes because they cant get laid wow poor them.
What about women who get abused?
This world is so fucked up.
I found a post the other day that even men who are gay wish they are straight because some men are just trash. Especially the homophobic straight dudes who commit crime on gay people because they somehow feel threatened by them.
[–]GenerousD-mensionsFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
One of the guys I was dating before lockdown was super sweet and attentive one-on-one, but right before he introduced me to his friends for the first time he said he wouldn't be doing "anymore simping" while we were with them. How had he been simping? By showing attraction to and complimenting me, apparently. For context: I'm a little chubby (mostly in the boob/butt/hip region with a lil bit of tummy) which he was apparently into when we were alone together, but the instant we were around his friends he started acting like he was doing me a favour by dating me because I was soooo fat and gross, which his friends found HILAROUS! Suffice to say I ghosted his ass.
For his sake, I really hope his bros put out for all the crappy jokes because I don't see him ever having sex again otherwise. 😂
[–]KimpracticalFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No one does a better job of cock blocking these guys than themselves
[–]GenerousD-mensionsFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? But, as far as they're concerned, it's a complete mystery why no self-respecting woman ever sticks around through their bullshit for long enough to sleep with them... morons. 🙄
[–]LadyArellanoFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just screamed 🤣🤣 lol
[–]Ready4theRaptureFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've lost respect for every guy I've heard use that word un-ironically.
[–]Eldest_MuseFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao! Twote 🤣
[–]unbaguetteableFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty similar to those who are called "whipped" for simply caring and loving their gfs/wives openly and wholeheartedly. I used to find it funny but the more I thought about it, the more I realized those doting partners are HVM. Those guys that joke about it can't be on the same level because they're incapable of doing so 🤷🏻♀️ Nothing wrong with wanting to spend time with someone you're devoted to.
[–]xnishkFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate how the meaning of simp has been distorted
[–]poppinkeemsFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I told a guy that I’m not traveling across town to meet him for $2 pizza & he told me to go find a simp somewhere else... needless to say I blocked him with quickness ✌🏾✌🏾
Calling eachother simps isnt about being rude to the other guy its about saying that the woman doesn't deserve attention or compliment
The phrase is literally "Simpleton idolizing mediocre pu*sy" or something like that.
Its mysogyny nothing else.
I think it comes from relationships with their mother that really decides how a guy treats women sadly.
[–]mfamilyeThrowaway Account1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is simping ??
[–]FewButterscotch6FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Acting like a normal human being who is capable of loving another human while being male. Apparently.
The old meaning was being a doormat for any woman, anywhere in the hopes of getting laid.
[–]VictoriaSobockiFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twote!
[–]misshamy7FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bf went to a trip to Detroit with all his work department, he told me that the guys wanted to go to the strip club, but he didn’t feel comfortable going since he wouldn’t be comfortable if the tables were reversed (me going to a strip club in another city).
All that night he was sending me screenshots of his group of pathetic “friends” calling him a simp or pussy-whipped for choosing to stay in the hotel bar and watch a game with a couple of beers. Most shocking part is that only 2/10 guys that went to the trip decided to stay in the hotel, and it is worth mentioning that more than half of these guys are in serious relationships/married one even had a wife with a baby on the way.
He instead chose to respect our agreement and we had a nice videocall. So, yeah basically men respecting women and their relationships = simps or pussy whiped in their opinion.
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