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[β]CrazyPaineFDS Newbie261 points262 points263 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I had a warrior who was always worried about me whenever I came home, he was so loving and cared for me always food on the table all warm, fire started and gold always on the table. Man I can't wait to play that game again.
[β]elojejFDS Newbie134 points135 points136 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I married the werewolf warrior (sorry forgot his name rn)... The strong silent dude with eyeshadow. Same thing with him. Treats me like a High Queen. π
[β]bootyinspector9000FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Farkas?π€
[β]SturmFeeFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh he sounds just perfect.
[β]enemy0frealityFDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ohhh which one did you marry?
[β]CrazyPaineFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's been such a long time since I played Skyrim I honestly can't remember. I know I definitely want to get back to playing it on the computer. I definitely love the get the mods again to enhance my game play again.
[β]ThiccMommy88FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Watch skyrim mods some guy reviews them hint majority of them are made by scrotes for scrotes . No joke .
[β]CaptainHope93FDS Newbie160 points161 points162 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I married Marcurio and he is a HVM for sure. Cooks me dinner, looks after the kids for weeks at a time without complaining and runs a shop to keep busy while I'm fighting dragons.
Plus if you take him with you on a quest he's not too squishy, so I don't have to worry about being widowed in a Dwemer ruin.
[β]rubthefleebFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Balimund the Blacksmith in Riften is another HVM. He worked the entire time I was away, make money and fill up the basement with ingots I could use/sell. 10/10 would marry again.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He loses his snarky quips after you marry him though. T.T
[β]monch-bredFDS Newbie343 points344 points345 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I married a warrior in Skyrim and every day he cooks me a meal and gives me money π₯° always vet!!!
[β]illuminati_hottieFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is both hilarious and inspirational π
[β]denimbastard48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh god I've just realised a LVM is trying to move in.
[β]spicyspaFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've run across a lot of hobosexuals.
[β]RoseColoredBlack36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smh they shouldnβt have picked an lvm in skyrim
[β]DeorisGreyFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Oh, I was just about to ask my best friend what kind of games she's playing at the moment. Do you recommend Skyrim for a newbie gamer? I'm more used to platform and puzzle games, or very simple RPGs such as Pokemon.
[β]IAteTheDragonPickmeishaβ’οΈ38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, absolutely. Skyrim is very 'user friendly' as its difficulty/complexity is very much up to you. You can play it at your own pace, your own style. It's very fun to explore the game as a newbie- skyrimer, tbh this game(same as Oblivion or Morrowind) was the most enjoyable for me at the very early stage, when I could discover all the new activities, statistics, locations etc. I encourage you to try it out! π
[β]DeorisGreyFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank you so much! I noticed it's available on Steam, so I will definitely try it!
[β]ChachaDosvedanyaFDS Newbie[🍰] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You will love it. Itβs what you make of it. I literally spent the last ten years just exploring and collecting butterflies/rare alchemy ingredients lmao. The mod community is also one of the best on earth so anything you want, someone probably has a mod for.
[β]CryptidtittiesFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Mjoll the Lioness <3
[β]enemy0frealityFDS Apprentice60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Mjoll is bae, but I could do without her weird orbiter. If you marry Mjoll, Aerin literally moves in with you, too - how creepy is that! On a side note, didn't expect to find so many Skyrim fans on here! π
[β]CryptidtittiesFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh, I murder him. No qualms.
Hooray Skyrim! Definitely my favorite, been playing for ages.
[β]enemy0frealityFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Totally unrelated, but: I LOVE your username!
[β]CryptidtittiesFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you!
[β]ChachaDosvedanyaFDS Newbie[🍰] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the way.
[β]ragingchumpFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the way
[β]elojejFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, what? I never knew that π
[β]sashimi_girlFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lowkey the Argonian men are where itβs at. Business owners most of the time and theyβre always so happy to see you. Give scales a chance.
[β][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats pretty good lol
[β]xiao_sabihaFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Excellent caption OP hahaha
[β]illuminati_hottieFDS Newbie[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks! :P
[β]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never frequented that sub. I'd rather read Infinite Jest a second time or swim naked in freezing water than go through a post in there.
[β]Altowhovian93FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lydia is BAE. She is sworn to carry your burdens and snark to keep your pride in check.
[β]bootyinspector9000FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always rescue Annekke from her shitshow ball and chain husband and take her on the adventures she deserves
[β]spinsterchachkiesFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol π cracking up at this thread. Love all these Skyrim ladies. Join ESO and we can have a FDS guild!
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you aren't marrying Marcurio and making him do the heavy lifting in your battles, you aren't doing the extension correctly.
He also gives you money from the family business.
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[β]RoseColoredBlack36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]DeorisGreyFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[β]IAteTheDragonPickmeishaβ’οΈ38 points39 points40 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]DeorisGreyFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]ChachaDosvedanyaFDS Newbie[🍰] 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]CryptidtittiesFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[β]enemy0frealityFDS Apprentice60 points61 points62 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[β]CryptidtittiesFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Altowhovian93FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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