Scrote fantasy vs reality

straightouttashtetl · 2021-05-11T21:41:56+00:00

This is why even movies like Pineapple Express, where Seth Rogen plays the much older scrote dating a 16yo always makes me sick. It's insidious and now this is what we get.

Edit: Ofc scrotes are on about how she's 18. But tbh 16 and 18 are similar in ages and I'd raise the age of consent to 21 if I could. 18 is legal but still a teenager. Same with 19. And he's like 30+ in that movie so ew. Die mad about it.

MadamePotpourri · 2021-05-11T23:54:01+00:00

Once when I was about 22, I was sitting at a bar alone waiting for my friend. I was drinking my drink, minding my own business and this much older man moves closer to me and starts talking to me. The convo was pretty basic, I don't remember the details. At one point he asks, "Can I get your number" and I ask, "Why"? and he says so he can take me out. So I say "On a date???" and he's like yes. Ladies, this man looked my dads age, he was old and saggy looking. I ask him how old he is and he says 52 (!!!!) And I say to him "why would I want some old 52 year old when I can just date hot guys my own age? you are way too old!" I was OFFENDED that he even thought it was appropriate to ask me out! I really couldn't believe it. You should have seen how fast this scrote flagged down the bartender to pay his bill LMAO he got out of there so fast after I rejected him 😂

All these scrotes have to offer us is the audacity. They're all out here thinking that young women want them when in reality that encounter left me felling super grossed out. Imagine being 52 thinking a 22 year old will want you lol

trettles · 2021-05-11T23:06:54+00:00

I have 2 scrotey old exes who thought they looked like George Clooney. They didn’t at all! George Clooney only looks good as an older guy because he looked very good as a younger guy. Not because he’s old. These men are delusional.

fancy_tetrahedron · 2021-05-11T22:43:07+00:00

This is giving me flashbacks, I've literally had this happen to me, only instead of 16 I was 17. This creep older than my dad that worked in the same place as me was hitting on me and the way he talked to me was one of the most dehumanizing experiences of my life.

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-05-11T22:53:27+00:00

This is true af. I had men in their 30s and 40s accosting me when I was 14. They didn’t care when I told them my age either. Sick perverts need jail time.

GiraffeLibrarian · 2021-05-12T00:26:20+00:00

The difference in their hair is so real!

Nymphomaniac12345 · 2021-05-12T08:36:52+00:00

I have had men in their 70s flirt with me. First you think they are just being talkative and friendly because you can’t even imagine someone being this disillusioned. And no, it’s not funny or cute even if they are not entirely serious. It’s gross.

2340000 · 2021-05-11T21:43:19+00:00

When I was in college, a baby, I tried reading Lolita because it was a "canonical" book. Couldn't get past the first 10 pages.

Cringe🤢

ChocoBananza · 2021-05-12T09:25:00+00:00

I’ve been closing and opening your post for like 10 times, and I’m amazed with the fluctuation of votes on it.

Scrotes MAD mad! 😂

KIkiappialt · 2021-05-12T00:01:50+00:00

This needs to be upvoted a million times

modernmedusaa · 2021-05-12T04:24:24+00:00

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 dream on scrotes

Title	Scrote fantasy vs reality
Author	G3TC0L0R
Upvotes	537
Comments	31
Date	May 11, 2021 8:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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