I’m need of a surrogate father

illhaveubent · 2021-06-22T14:14:41+00:00

Is Christian the name of the father? I don't know why else that word would exist here.

jeepdrvr18 · 2021-06-22T14:25:07+00:00

So she's standing there in her bikini or underwear covered in tattoos with her pregnant belly hanging out. And she's a Christian..my ass.

Doctor_Zed · 2021-06-22T14:29:40+00:00

She must be one of those "born-again" Christians that found their religion after a very stupid decision. Those tattoos are disgusting.

eyeball1967 · 2021-06-22T14:29:40+00:00

Sad part is she will find some poor SOB, put his name on the birth certificate and in a year or two when it doesn’t work out, he will spend the next decade and a half making child support payments for a child that is not his.

Edited for spelling

CommentingOnVoat · 2021-06-22T14:46:38+00:00

Up the duff, covered in disgusting tattoos and standing there in a bikini? Bwahahahaha.

No matter her BJ skills or cleaning skills, it's over. Druggies and alcoholics wanting a p+d her only suitors now.

Lameador · 2021-06-22T15:03:48+00:00

She seems too Christian to get an abortion, but not Christian enough to abstain from unprotected sex before marriage. Seems like quantic Chisitianity.

ransay3277 · 2021-06-22T14:52:29+00:00

Recently discovered she's pregnant? You can't make this stuff up.

Zcuzz · 2021-06-22T14:59:19+00:00

Damn, that chick is fucking repulsive

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-06-22T15:12:03+00:00

This is absolutely the worst way to advertise Christianity. Join me, I'm covered in tats and jizz. Spend money on my needs and another man's orgasm. #Christian.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-06-22T14:47:28+00:00

The key to my heart is not hitching myself to a heffalump with trashy tats and a bastard in her belly.

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-06-22T16:18:23+00:00

What a sad body for a 21yo. She looks like a 40yo who let herself go. The random tattoos, the deflated chest, the flat ass... Why would she pose in her underwear?

khillik · 2021-06-22T15:20:32+00:00

Fucking disgusting. The worst part is, that kid if it's a boy, will be here in a couple decades like me wonder why the fuck society is like this & why society allowed his mom to screw him over like this.

Disaster532385 · 2021-06-22T15:33:40+00:00

That must be one of the ugliest physiques Ive seen.

Psychological_Rip587 · 2021-06-22T15:12:18+00:00

21, overweight, tattooed... Who could possibly say no to this walking red flag?

100-1 odds she doesn't know who the father is.

ronoda12 · 2021-06-22T18:35:39+00:00

I am seriously concerned about the end of western civilization due to such bottom of the barrel trash reproducing and leeching off welfare. It will be generations on welfare.

bartbitsu · 2021-06-22T14:55:04+00:00

Christian

LMAOOOO

Motor_Ad283 · 2021-06-22T17:28:37+00:00

This is horrendous for 21. At 21 you should not look like this.

Considered_Dissent · 2021-06-23T05:43:18+00:00

In Need of a Surrogate Slut:

The key to my heart is "Helping me and my penis."

I recently discovered that "I'm horny."

Dreamer217 · 2021-06-22T17:37:26+00:00

Christian with trailer trash tattoos and pregnant with a bastard child. You can’t make this shit up people

jws755 · 2021-06-23T01:08:38+00:00

Our culture is shit. Not a minutes thought goes into anything but her next stupid tattoo. Pregnant? Who? Her father is not in her life......

slipkid223 · 2021-06-22T15:09:42+00:00

This picture should be next to the word Loser in the dictionary.

DeadAlready78 · 2021-06-22T20:00:12+00:00

Puke

tharkyllinus · 2021-06-22T22:22:32+00:00

Not to judge( but I'm gonna) would any real Christian woman pose in her underwear, or even have all those tattoos? Just laying out the the kind of man she wants to trap, screw over, use up, and make him lose his fear of hell.

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-06-22T16:20:38+00:00

"recently"

How fat was she before? That and the tats make her a walking, talking, red flag dispenser.

Southerndude62 · 2021-06-22T18:55:39+00:00

Sign of the times. A single mother flaunting evidence of Chad's semen demon as a distinguishing feature to attract men!

coloradocaniac · 2021-06-23T05:02:22+00:00

The power of Christ doesn't compel me.

RCGonzo99 · 2021-06-22T17:15:10+00:00

I'd rather stay locked out, thank you.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-06-22T18:09:29+00:00

Wow, here's a woman NOT pregnant by Nick Cannon!

Okayokayokay9999 · 2021-06-22T21:38:30+00:00

>21

>Christian

>Recently pregnant

>Disgusting tats

>Living in parents home

Lol...

yoitsericc · 2021-06-23T01:27:02+00:00

Shotgun wedding? Nah just go on hinge and try to find a simp LMAO.

asdf333aza · 2021-06-23T03:28:32+00:00

How do you just discover that and the first thing you do is run to online dating? No idea who the baby daddy is probably.

Un-Sa1n3d-80 · 2021-06-23T05:47:00+00:00

She should pray to her god and see how much he helps her. 🙄

Mammoth_Gazelle_8310 · 2021-06-22T15:03:18+00:00

As a Christian, God is the heavenly father

Chiliresident · 2021-06-22T17:04:05+00:00

Just be honest for once womankind.: “The key to my heart is money… lots and lots of Money …I want the pie in the sky….”💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲

MrNeurotypical · 2021-06-22T18:49:49+00:00

Looks my side profile when I don't work out.

dreadlord999111 · 2021-06-22T20:26:19+00:00

“christian” uhhh idk if jesus would approve of this smh

Gaiinahat · 2021-06-22T23:11:33+00:00

Took her that long to realize she's pregnant?

WornBlueCarpet · 2021-06-23T08:45:23+00:00

Evidently the key to get between her legs is a lot easier to obtain than the key to her heart.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-06-23T13:33:18+00:00

Gross.

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-06-23T22:49:08+00:00

This trick must think she’s hot! I wouldn’t even use a dildo on her!

MAFiA_79 · 2021-06-24T00:33:10+00:00

garbage 👆

EvolvingMan1994 · 2021-06-22T18:58:24+00:00

I think almost all of them think like this at least once in their lifetime:

You only need to f*ck mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to f*ck.

One-Move · 2021-06-22T21:29:23+00:00

I always tell them tattoos are fine, but if we are together in public they need to be covered even at the pool

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-06-22T21:35:25+00:00

Too much ink and flubber.

chuck-u_farley · 2021-06-22T21:45:52+00:00

More red flags than China

meerita · 2021-06-23T05:51:10+00:00

The key to her heart is having endless money for her and Tyrone's child. Unbelievable.

AnthonyCarmine · 2021-06-23T09:33:57+00:00

I still can’t believe these aren’t joke profiles 🤦🏿‍♂️

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-06-23T20:46:54+00:00

Guess she missed the part about abstaining from sex until marriage.

DrDog09 · 2021-06-24T01:43:06+00:00

Recently?! What gave it away??

Itburns12345 · 2021-06-25T06:00:52+00:00

Christian with single mamas means she will not be letting you get any and her excuse is her made.up born again beliefs

Scratch a.little.deeper and youl.see.she still hangs out woth male pals , doesnt go.church every sunday and wont be doing more than baptizing lil.bastard when he pops out

rvail136 · 2021-06-26T11:49:24+00:00

I'll be it happened magically, too!

Just-Cartographer463 · 2021-06-28T04:46:09+00:00

I'm sick of the narrative in our society that single mothers deserve an award for spreading their legs and collecting welfare.

Has it ever occurred to the women posting their pregnant selves on dating apps that they are literally advertising to all the pedos out there that a kid is going to be coming into an unstable environment with NO father and a dingbat mother with the IQ of a cucumber?

There's an instagram famous cam girl who had 3 kids (none of whom she has custody of) all from 3 different baby daddies and she posted a picture of her 8 year old daughter sleeping in the same bed as her then boyfriend and how "cute" it was. Obviously people tried to point out to her in the comments that this was inappropriate but it was enlightening to watch her and the other womyn out their bend over backwards to justify it.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-06-29T07:12:30+00:00

This picture mother of turn off's 🤦

SnooTigers600 · 2021-06-30T02:30:58+00:00

I've said this before and said it again I don't why these women get on here and try to get a man 7 and 8 months pregnant. Have the fucking baby first. Single mothers do not get high value men they might be able to pull off a hard working beta but even those types of guys won't marry them right away. Their not going to feel any emotional attachment to any fucking kid especially if the guys not use to be being around kids all the time

Title	I’m need of a surrogate father
Author	BrokeBeatScarred
Upvotes	544
Comments	132
Date	June 22, 2021 2:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/o5o1be/im_need_of_a_surrogate_father/
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