[38-F] Yes, I have children, yes, I smoke and yes, I wake up in a bad mood in the morning. I am not a one-night stand, I need that spark, you know?

meerita · 2021-07-10T17:57:16+00:00

"I am not a one-night stand, I need that spark. here are some pics of me as a whore"

ltde5150 · 2021-07-10T18:40:41+00:00

I am not a one night stand. Now please to enjoy photos of my barely-covered tits.

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-10T18:53:33+00:00

My vocation/profession is working. Wtf 😂

Also, I would be in a bad mood too if I woke up next to your sorry ass and needed to provide for your kid.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-10T19:17:32+00:00

I am not a one night stand

FWB, then. Single moms don't get any more than that from most men.

so pass by if you are lazy

I would pass by, but I'm just so tired. I'm staying right here.

my vocation to work

Wow. Me too. My vocation is also work. What are the odds that both of us work for work?

I leave the future

So you're a time traveler? Do you plan to ever go Back To The Future?

yes, I have children

That's why you'll likely only ever be ONS or FWB material to most men.

Wumplin · 2021-07-10T22:29:33+00:00

If she is 38, not fat, and still single...there is a reason for that.

skint_back · 2021-07-10T21:36:05+00:00

“I am not a one night stand, so here is a pic of me almost naked in a sex position”

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-10T19:31:26+00:00

Those poor kids...

mustangfrank · 2021-07-10T19:20:03+00:00

This cannot be a real ad. There are no demands for 666 and there is the missing, "My kids are my world" and "I know what I am worth".

I am kidding this has to be a real ad, for she is 38. The 666 demand ended at the wall. Now, she is looking for an ATM i.e. relationship.

wise_compromise · 2021-07-10T20:17:31+00:00

So no casual hook ups and if I want to date these leftovers I can look forward to her smelling like smoke and being bitchy in the morning. Sure, I’ll pass up young women who have better attitudes, less baggage, and who don’t smoke for this. Where do I sign up?

interstatelovedong · 2021-07-10T20:53:09+00:00

Wow what a catch! Does she realize that the whore photos are attracting the exact kind of men she claims to not want? Sorry….stupid question.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-11T01:26:03+00:00

She blows away 90% of American women, I'll give her that. Just bring lube, they get pretty dry at that age.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-07-10T22:36:58+00:00

I dont need the spark of psychobitches, if my car is scratched, my furniture burnt, my door kicked open.

Stay away from these psychos

slipkid223 · 2021-07-11T01:36:03+00:00

Subscribe to my only fans!

CrazyAd3131 · 2021-07-10T23:57:09+00:00

Fuck and dump material.

PopularBug5 · 2021-07-11T10:55:29+00:00

Hey let me exhibit myself as a prostitute so a man can come and take me as his wife.

reignoferror00 · 2021-07-10T20:13:24+00:00

I need that spark ...

https://media.giphy.com/media/MibgO6xYeVLig/giphy.gif

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-07-10T22:09:09+00:00

If she truly wanted to use the word 'complicity' then she is saying she needs the excitement of being part of something illegal or immoral. Can't think of a bigger red-flag.

But overall she is a 38yo child who needs the next shiny toy to excite her. Her phrase 'my dream is to live happily'... on the one hand, is everyone's dream you idiot, 2ndly she has no concept of happiness, only a wish that everyday is her birthday and she'll wake up to opening new presents.

Choco_Churro_Charlie · 2021-07-11T08:16:37+00:00

When her Tinder is an OnlyFans. 👀

Southerndude62 · 2021-07-11T13:53:41+00:00

The definition of a leftover woman.

Lezonidas · 2021-07-11T14:35:36+00:00

Classic Spanish women, asking for the world and giving nothing back. You gotta love them.

One-Move · 2021-07-11T00:29:47+00:00

Oh honey, you have no idea what a bad mood in the morning means. Annoy me before my first coffee

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-07-11T02:05:53+00:00

Anyone know what spark she's referring to?

MentORPHEUS · 2021-07-11T03:11:09+00:00

Yes, I have children. Yes I bite my young boy's ear. No, you don't give me that kind of spark.

DrDog09 · 2021-07-11T15:57:41+00:00

You need spark? Go buy a pack of sparklers, $4.99 on amazon. Matches are extra.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-07-12T01:59:22+00:00

This woman is a cannibal, she has swallowed many men's children.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-11T03:10:23+00:00

Spark? Similar to lighting a firecracker and sticking it in your butt crack spark?

loneliness-inc · 2021-07-11T03:42:12+00:00

I wake up in a bad mood in the morning.

In addition to your morning breath?

Awesome! That'll certainly take care of my morning wood 😂

MastermindX · 2021-07-11T19:14:44+00:00

Bad mood in the morning is no big deal in her case, most men will not stay until the next morning.

Initial-Ad463 · 2021-07-11T21:41:16+00:00

So many red flags. She is not even good enough for one night.

SwinginPastMyKnees_ · 2021-07-11T22:20:23+00:00

You want men to not consider you as a ONS yet you post pics of yourself in lingerie and playfully sucking on a lollipop in your underwear?

jack_Me_hoffman · 2021-07-21T09:59:33+00:00

It might not even be worth it as a ONS cause she might try to lock you down after if you're not full of baggage

Elderberry03 · 2021-07-22T12:31:00+00:00

With pics like those, she'd definitely fuck Chad right on the first date

Title	[38-F] Yes, I have children, yes, I smoke and yes, I wake up in a bad mood in the morning. I am not a one-night stand, I need that spark, you know?
Author	meerita
Upvotes	209
Comments	63
Date	July 10, 2021 5:56 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ohngqo/38f_yes_i_have_children_yes_i_smoke_and_yes_i/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/38-f-yes-i-have-children-yes-i-smoke-and-yes-i.790523 https://theredarchive.com/post/790523

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